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    Ghost in the Playground
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    Default Attack and Defend

    You have one round to attack and one to defend. Tell us how you would attack the previous poster's defense, and then challenge the next player.
    Ex/- (Level 5 Tiefling Shadow Sorcerer)
    Attack Round- I attack with Magic Missile as a third level spell, ensuring I hit my target, and then I duck down under cover.
    Defense Round- I cast quickened Mage Armor as a bonus action, cast darkness, and sneak about 15 feet to my right and back, just on the edge of the bubble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ad'ika Beskarad View Post
    You have one round to attack and one to defend. Tell us how you would attack the previous poster's defense, and then challenge the next player.
    Ex/- (Level 5 Tiefling Shadow Sorcerer)
    Attack Round- I attack with Magic Missile as a third level spell, ensuring I hit my target, and then I duck down under cover.
    Defense Round- I cast quickened Mage Armor as a bonus action, cast darkness, and sneak about 15 feet to my right and back, just on the edge of the bubble.
    Ha! Robe of eyes, I cast quickened fireball (9th level) And than Meteor Swarm.

    Demiplane!
    Whether loved or hated, all characters die. A minority opinion holds that the righteous ones are really just Put on a Bus until the head writer's son gets back from his coffee break.

    Thank you Honest Tiefling for this Rocking Avatar, Man I like that Tiefling.

    "Sorry I couldn’t get on yesterday, personal stuff happened. Why are we lynching a boat?"

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Plane Shift with a pair of my ranger buddies.

    Full Attack, Multishot, from two +3 flaming longbows.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironsmith View Post
    Plane Shift with a pair of my ranger buddies.

    Full Attack, Multishot, from two +3 flaming longbows.
    You are supposed to defend second.
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
    Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
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    Nitpick: I believe you'll find that only our heads explode. Page 43 of Book of Pedantic Forumites, if memory serves.
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    Ghost in the Playground
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    I cast wish to remove the previous poster, since he neither attacked or defended.

    I then cast time stop, followed by alarm, prismatic wall, and stone wall.
    Last edited by Ad'ika Beskarad; 2019-04-30 at 10:54 AM.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    I use my Talisman of the Sphere and Sphere of Annihilation to shoot a black hole into your face.

    I draw from my Deck of Many Things and just happen to choose the donjon.
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
    Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
    Quote Originally Posted by nabcif View Post
    Nitpick: I believe you'll find that only our heads explode. Page 43 of Book of Pedantic Forumites, if memory serves.
    I have joined the ranks of the FFRPeople Here is my character.

    Thank you to Linkele for creating my avatar!

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    The imprisonment effect leaves your gear behind, so I pick up your talisman and direct the doom ball to gobble up the Deck along with all of your other cursed artifacts, concluding with your Rod of Cancellation.

    I'll be honest, my Medusa sorcerer was about to turn off her own gaze immunity and drop herself into the sea, but now she's seen Personification do pretty much the same thing and she's starting to see the holes in that plan. So, she's just going to cast Silence, move, and see what non-visual means you have to locate her.

    Edit for below: It attacks you by destroying all your precious loot, obviously. I'm not a fan of fighting to the death, you know?
    Last edited by Dr.Gunsforhands; 2019-04-30 at 03:07 PM.
    Leo, Minnie, Jek-Jek, Timmy.
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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    The imprisonment effect leaves your gear behind, so I pick up your talisman and direct the doom ball to gobble up the Deck along with all of your other cursed artifacts, concluding with your Rod of Cancellation.

    I'll be honest, my Medusa sorcerer was about to turn off her own gaze immunity and drop herself into the sea, but now she's seen Personification do pretty much the same thing and she's starting to see the holes in that plan. So, she's just going to cast Silence, move, and see what non-visual means you have to locate her.
    How does that attack me? I am still in an undetectable magic prison, where I will remain for all eternity.

    Anyway, my Archdruid of the Moon turns into an air elemental and then finds you with his immunity to paralysis.

    Then he switched to earth elemental, casts Storm of Vengeance directly above himself, and sinks into the ground.
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
    Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
    Quote Originally Posted by nabcif View Post
    Nitpick: I believe you'll find that only our heads explode. Page 43 of Book of Pedantic Forumites, if memory serves.
    I have joined the ranks of the FFRPeople Here is my character.

    Thank you to Linkele for creating my avatar!

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    DruidGuy

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    In a classic druid-off, I cast conjure elemental and send other elementals down after you.

    I conjure an army of varied elementals to defend me.
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    I suddenly feel that my character is not as optimized as it could be...

    Oh well, it should still be fun.

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    Awesome! Banishing Blade! Great Cleave!

    I hop on a high-speed flying carpet and engage in total defense!
    Leo, Minnie, Jek-Jek, Timmy.
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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    I follow you in my X-wing fighter and shoot a couple of quad bursts in your direction.

    Then I engage my shields, turn to space and dissapear into hyperspace.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Orc in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by farothel View Post
    Then I engage my shields, turn to space and dissapear into hyperspace.
    I remember this is just a forum game, and no one really has a spaceship.

    I continue to be meta and act like I'm so cool for being meta.

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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    I punch you in the face. With BEES.

    Mwahaha! Try getting at me through this mile-thick bee cloud!
    Leo, Minnie, Jek-Jek, Timmy.
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