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    It
    (2d6)[8]

    Runs
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    Through
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    Me
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    Thanks to Gengy for the avatar.

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    General: (1d4+6)[7]

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    (KSP invades region O7!)
    KSP Attack: (2d10)[9] + 2 KSP Units + Prator Qain (8) (+10)
    Native Defense: (2d10)[16] + 1 Thunderherder Unit + (1d10)[3] Targin Chab
    Winner Losses: (1d4)[2] * 10%
    Loser Losses: (1d6)[1] * 10%

    (KCW invades region N26!)
    KCW Attack: (2d10)[7] + 1 KCW Unit + Kryptid General 1 (9) + 2 Entrenched (+12)
    Native Defense: (2d10)[5] + 1 Elite Bunny Unit + 6 Lord Hops (+7)
    Winner Losses: (1d4)[4] * 10%
    Loser Losses: (1d6)[4] * 10%

    (Baryshev (P18) rebellion against RMT!)
    RMT Tac Man: (2d6+8)[15]
    Native Tac Man: (2d6)[7] + ?
    Rebel Attack: (2d10)[20] + 1 Rebel Unit + (1d10)[3] Freedom Fighter Opnik
    RMT Defense: (2d10)[15] + 3 RMT Units + 8 Urthuun Kzarna Harpooner (+11)
    Winner Losses: (1d4)[1] * 10%
    Loser Losses: (1d6)[6] * 10%
    RMT Size Losses: (1d2)[2]

    (SVA invades region J24!)
    SVA Tac Man: (2d6+7)[18]
    Native Tac Man: (2d6)[10] + ?
    SVA Attack: (2d10)[9] + 5 SVA Units + Svrrta-Zel Mrrzety (7) (+13)
    Native Defense: (2d10)[18] + 3 Sun Hound Units + Alpha (1d10)[2]
    Winner Losses: (1d4)[4] * 10%
    Loser Losses: (1d6)[1] * 10%
    SVA Size Losses: (1d2)[2] (1d2)[1]
    Native Size Losses: (1d2)[1]
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    I've only seen a character at anything resembling this level of absurdity thrive exactly once, and he/she/what-the-jongo had the advantage of being written by Gengy, who I look up to as a writer.

    "What-the-Jongo?"
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    Leader Loss Rolls

    Prator Qain - (1d20)[9]
    Targin Chab - (1d20)[14]
    Kryptid General - (1d20)[8]
    Freedom Fighter Opnik - Autoloss
    Urthuun Kzarna Harpooner - (1d20)[3]
    Svrrta-Zel Mrrzety - (1d20-2)[18]
    Alpha - (1d20-2)[8]

    Lord Hops - (1d20-10)[7] (GM Rolling for giggles and possible plot)
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    BladeofObliviom said:
    I've only seen a character at anything resembling this level of absurdity thrive exactly once, and he/she/what-the-jongo had the advantage of being written by Gengy, who I look up to as a writer.

    "What-the-Jongo?"
    Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes.
    That way, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!

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    The Dance Continues...

    Shake Your Hips
    Boom vs. Bam
    (2d6)[10] vs. (2d6)[3]

    Twerk
    Wham vs. Bam
    (2d6)[6] vs. (2d6)[7]
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    BladeofObliviom said:
    I've only seen a character at anything resembling this level of absurdity thrive exactly once, and he/she/what-the-jongo had the advantage of being written by Gengy, who I look up to as a writer.

    "What-the-Jongo?"
    Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes.
    That way, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!

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    Establish diplomatic claim on 05

    (2d6+5)[11]
    Amazing avatar by Gengy

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    Buyout Open E17 TP1 mining bots

    [roll] 2d6+3 [/roll]
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    woops

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    [roll0]
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    dam i posted to quick message....

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    [roll] 2d6+3 [/roll]
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    lets see about try nr 4

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    (2d6+3)[7]
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    Buyout TP 1 in Q-05: (2d6+3)[12]

    Explore for Mercury in Q-05: (2d6+3)[13]

    I was old when the pharaohs first mounted
    The jewel-decked throne by the Nile;
    I was old in those epochs uncounted
    When I, and I only, was vile;

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    Quote Originally Posted by apocalypsePast2 View Post
    ...one could possibly refer to you guys' elaborate dance of allies-to-enemies-to-suicide-of-the-universe as some sort of weird art form.

    If one were on drugs.
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    Convert Q-05: (2d6+4)[13]

    I was old when the pharaohs first mounted
    The jewel-decked throne by the Nile;
    I was old in those epochs uncounted
    When I, and I only, was vile;

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    Quote Originally Posted by apocalypsePast2 View Post
    ...one could possibly refer to you guys' elaborate dance of allies-to-enemies-to-suicide-of-the-universe as some sort of weird art form.

    If one were on drugs.
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    Press claim on T18
    (2d6+9)[17]
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    Claim U21: (2d6+9)[18]
    Buyout 1: [roll]2d6+5[/rol]
    Buyout 2: (2d6+5)[14]
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    Re-rolling Buyout 1: (2d6+5)[11]
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    Round 6 rolls. Explore all the things!

    Inquest P26 (2d6+8)[15]
    Inquest Q29 (2d6+8)[15]
    Inquest R30 (2d6+8)[12]

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    New Ruler Stats.

    (1d4)[4]
    (1d4)[1]
    (1d4)[1]
    (1d4)[1]
    (1d4)[1]
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    Roll to explore by inquest Region G7: (2d6)[6]+10
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    Quote Originally Posted by BladeofObliviom View Post
    New Ruler Stats.

    [roll0]
    [roll1]
    [roll2]
    [roll3]
    [roll4]
    Ouch. My sympathies.
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    stabilizing P16 with CI (2d8+5) (2d8+5)[15]

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    Whoopsies!

    Resist: (2d6)[2]
    Wait, what? (2d6)[8]
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    BladeofObliviom said:
    I've only seen a character at anything resembling this level of absurdity thrive exactly once, and he/she/what-the-jongo had the advantage of being written by Gengy, who I look up to as a writer.

    "What-the-Jongo?"
    Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes.
    That way, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!

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    Buyout Q13 for Diluted Dark Energy: [roll]2d6+5[/roll

    I wonder if 4-leafed clovers help terrible dice rolls?

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    Fixing my previous roll:

    (2d6+5)[14]

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    Stabilize P18: (2d6+4)[13]

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    Buyout D27 TP1 from CWZ (2d6)[6]+7
    Stabilize D28 (2d6)[7] +5
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    Quote Originally Posted by DivisibleByZero View Post
    We, as humans, have incisors. Those are made for tearing flesh and meat.
    Meat tastes good.
    If we aren't supposed to eat people, then why are they made of meat?

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    Buyout I5 Tiny Cats TP 1
    (2d8+7)[13]

    Buyout Cloudysea (P14) Grymlans Farseeker Corps TP 2 (Endorsed & Roaming Star Event Bonus)
    (2d8+6)[18]

    Buyout M3 Pocket Gold TP 1
    (2d8+7)[14]

    Buyout M5 Sonic Hedgehogs TP 1
    (2d8+7)[16]

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    Last roll of Round 6

    Diplomacy]Establish Claim on P28 - (2d6+8)[13]

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    Establish Claim on D8
    (2d6+8)[13]

    Stabilize Atilon (D6)
    (2d6+10)[18] (+2 Just Conquered)

    Press Claim on E3
    (2d8+8)[18]
    Thanks Gengy for the avatar!

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    Buyout F26 TP 1 for Fertilized Actuators: (2d6+10)[21] vs TN 12 (Econ 10, ZoI -0)
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    FCO New Ruler Rolls:
    +2 Philosophy
    +1 Diplomacy
    +1 Intrigue

    (1d4)[2]
    (1d4)[3]
    (1d4)[4]
    (1d4)[2]
    (1d4)[4]
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