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    I am older then I look. I had a few more antlers until they broke when fighting for my herd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by enderlord99 View Post
    Well, there's your problem! If you search "Who is ____" you'll find pages that include the phrase "Who is ____" because that's how Google works.
    Cut me some slack I was like, mid-teenage years and recovering mentally from trauma. I'm better at using google now

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    Cut me some slack I was like, mid-teenage years and recovering mentally from trauma. I'm better at using google now
    Okay, good.
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    Wow.
    That took a very sudden turn for the dark.

    I salute you.
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    I wish it was possible to upvote here.

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    One can always google how to use Google.

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    Would that method of learning that skill count as "research" or "practice?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by enderlord99 View Post
    Well, there's your problem! If you search "Who is ____" you'll find pages that include the phrase "Who is ____" because that's how Google works.
    That used to be true, but nowadays it's much more complicated. Google (as well as other modern search engines) will detect that you're asking a question, and will try to find results which answer that question rather than contain it. In fact, if your original query turns up a lot of false positives, rephrasing it as a question might improve the quality of your results.

    Of course, search engines have come a long way in these past 10 years.

    Quote Originally Posted by enderlord99 View Post
    Would that method of learning that skill count as "research" or "practice?"
    Research. Practice requires that you already have an idea about the theory of the skill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teddy View Post
    Research. Practice requires that you already have an idea about the theory of the skill.
    Right, but you can't Google how to use Google unless you already know at least a little in regards to the answer.
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    Wow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    How was it?
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    I am not sure how I feel about it. Have you seen season 14 yet?
    after clearing my head with sleep, LaZ, I have to say the last episode of season 14 felt rushed and cheesy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insane Jeenyus View Post
    after clearing my head with sleep, LaZ, I have to say the last episode of season 14 felt rushed and cheesy.
    Based solely on the mild utterings I've heard about the show from my one friend who watches it: yeah that checks out.

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    Regardless of search engine and its technicalities, in the days of partisan media, is there a tried and true scheme or pattern in how one can research a topic without being tricked by fake news or skewed reporting? I often read up on topics from a supposed neutral-ish source, and yet they are just LESS partisan than other, INCREDIBLY biased sources.

    Basically I talk about politics and world news, not something more methodical like science (though science news is a topic for a different time: https://smbc-comics.com/comic/2009-08-30 ).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sporeegg View Post
    Regardless of search engine and its technicalities, in the days of partisan media, is there a tried and true scheme or pattern in how one can research a topic without being tricked by fake news or skewed reporting? I often read up on topics from a supposed neutral-ish source, and yet they are just LESS partisan than other, INCREDIBLY biased sources.

    Basically I talk about politics and world news, not something more methodical like science (though science news is a topic for a different time: https://smbc-comics.com/comic/2009-08-30 ).
    Look for multiple sources, minimally biased but with bias towards both sides of the issue where it's unavoidable, preferring those which have recordings.

    Also, anything other than the exact uninterpreted facts of a single event will be unavoidably partisan.
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    I wish this Forum have a TV show. It's should be called Giant In The Playground Forum: The Early Years. This TV show will be just like Riverdale. So what do you think of my idea?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
    I wish this Forum have a TV show. It's should be called Giant In The Playground Forum: The Early Years. This TV show will be just like Riverdale. So what do you think of my idea?
    I think people would complain that I'm so pretty it's unrealistic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    I think people would complain that I'm so pretty it's unrealistic.
    Why would people complain?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    I think people would complain that I'm so pretty it's unrealistic.
    I dunno. I don't have too many other dragons to compare you to, so, I couldn't really say one way or another.
    Though, I won't say it's a non-zero amount, either. Robo-dragons are cool. But not a good biological comparator.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    I think people would complain that I'm so pretty it's unrealistic.
    Surely I'm ugly enough to balance it out

    What's this nonsense about us Tieflings getting bonuses to Cha anyway, I'm clearly not that pretty! +2 INT -2 CHA baby! I refuse to confirm or deny the rumours about my slightly above average charisma in real life. Or my somewhat below average dexterity.
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    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    Surely I'm ugly enough to balance it out

    What's this nonsense about us Tieflings getting bonuses to Cha anyway, I'm clearly not that pretty!
    I mean to be fair, a bonus just means that you have a slightly higher floor and ceiling. Doesn't mean you couldn't, in theory, be below the human average. It's just D&D players don't often tend to do that, because stats.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
    This TV show will be just like Riverdale.
    Why do you want to torment us so?

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    Whose old days are we talking about setting it in?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rawhide View Post
    Why do you want to torment us so?
    I wasn't. I just thought it would be a great idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tvtyrant View Post
    Whose old days are we talking about setting it in?
    All I can think about with this question are these xkcd comics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rawhide View Post
    Why do you want to torment us so?
    I got a good laugh out of that, not gonna lie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    I think people would complain that I'm so pretty it's unrealistic.
    I agree, but that 'r' doesn't belong.
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    flat_footed, you saved London, you know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flat_footed View Post
    I agree, but that 'r' doesn't belong.
    Fine.

    I think people would complain that I'm so pretty it's unealistic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    Fine.

    I think people would complain that I'm so pretty it's unealistic.
    Petty. No 'r's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mystic Muse View Post
    Petty. No 'r's.
    I believe removing the wrong "r" was the whole point of the joke. I could be wrong.
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    Wow.
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    I salute you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by enderlord99 View Post
    I believe removing the wrong "r" was the whole point of the joke. I could be wrong.
    It is.

    I was also doing a joke about how he corrects people on how to spell 'wookiee'

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    ...What does a wüccy have to do with anything?
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    Wow.
    That took a very sudden turn for the dark.

    I salute you.
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    I wish it was possible to upvote here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by enderlord99 View Post
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    Also none of y'all are capitalizing it.
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    Also none of y'all are capitalizing it.
    My bad, sorry.

    Did you appreciate my joke at least?

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