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    Quote Originally Posted by Honest Tiefling View Post
    I feel like comparing a robot to a calculator is a bit like comparing sticking a knife into a person versus a shrimp. There's probably a few degrees of separation of some type.
    Not really. They are the same thing, one is just faster and has maybe a few more specialized components.

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    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    My.central thinking unit is telling me I should stop working and pet the kitty.
    And wake the kitty up!? You monster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caerulea View Post
    I think you meant brain. All my heart does is cycle fluid around my body.
    Isn't the brain where all of the perfectly logical decisions are made? Only to be subsequently tossed aside by the heart?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DataNinja View Post
    Isn't the brain where all of the perfectly logical decisions are made? Only to be subsequently tossed aside by the heart?
    Maybe if you are a robot. I've not made a perfectly logical decision yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caerulea View Post
    Maybe if you are a robot. I've not made a perfectly logical decision yet.

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    I got the days off, I'm going to Pride!

    Maybe I'll find a one night-boyfriend, was definitely saying boyfriend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    I got the days off, I'm going to Pride!

    Maybe I'll find a one night-boyfriend, was definitely saying boyfriend.
    Woohoo! Best of luck, and hope you have a good time regardless!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    I got the days off, I'm going to Pride!

    Maybe I'll find a one night-boyfriend, was definitely saying boyfriend.
    Nice! Good luck, but, regardless, have fun!

    ...man, that sentence sounds very awkward in retrospect.

    Listen to Peelee instead. Much more concise and worded gooder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DataNinja View Post
    Nice! Good luck, but, regardless, have fun!

    ...man, that sentence sounds very awkward in retrospect.

    Listen to Peelee instead. Much more concise and worded gooder.
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    I agree, it's important to have words that are goodly worded.
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    Certainly. The perfectly precise placement of your words is rather required regarding rapid recognition of rather rude repliers randomly retyping to get the best alliterative post their feeble mind is capable of.

    So, uh, any advice on telling if somebodyis interested in you? Or how to deal with that kind of slightly curly hair that never sits flat so you can look nice?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    So, uh, any advice on telling if somebodyis interested in you?
    I'm kinda lost on what gender you're speaking of at the moment (and think it wouldn't really matter anyway in your case), but if understanding hints is such a problem, just be direct. Be polite and ready some corny jokes to defuse, but just ask. You'll be fine.

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    Or how to deal with that kind of slightly curly hair that never sits flat so you can look nice?
    I have such the opposite problem I cannot be of any help to you...You mean the hair on your head, right? This isn't an inquiry to how to get chest hair to behave?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    So, uh, any advice on telling if somebodyis interested in you?
    Afraid not, sorry. I have to be hit over the head with a flashing neon sign to get those hints.

    Or how to deal with that kind of slightly curly hair that never sits flat so you can look nice?
    That one's easier to help with. Go bald.
    More seriously, sorry, can't help here either. My hair's long and wavy, and I still can't really manage it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honest Tiefling View Post
    I'm kinda lost on what gender you're speaking of at the moment (and think it wouldn't really matter anyway in your case), but if understanding hints is such a problem, just be direct. Be polite and ready some corny jokes to defuse, but just ask. You'll be fine.
    Gender? That's something people care about?

    Thanks for the advice anyway. Not really a fan of people being more Shakespeare and less hip-hop about how they word these things anyway.

    EDIT: on second thoughts maybe a D&D forum is totally the wrong place to ask about this stuff after all.

    I have such the opposite problem I cannot be of any help to you...You mean the hair on your head, right? This isn't an inquiry to how to get chest hair to behave?
    Yes head hair. I don't have enough chest hair to be worth worrying about
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    Or how to deal with that kind of slightly curly hair that never sits flat so you can look nice?
    If you do, do you have any advice for curling at the bottom of long hair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    Gender? That's something people care about?
    Some people do, some people don't... it varies from person to person. If there's one things humans aren't, after all, it's consistent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DataNinja View Post
    Some people do, some people don't... it varies from person to person. If there's one things humans aren't, after all, it's consistent.
    Sorry, you said something? I felt the internet needed more indecent pictures of naked robot women and wasn't paying attention.

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    I don't why everyone said that Wikipedia isn't reliable and useful. To me Wikipedia is very reliable and useful but that's my opinion.

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    I don't why everyone said that Wikipedia isn't reliable and useful. To me Wikipedia is very reliable and useful but that's my opinion.
    Because literally anyone can edit it.

    I can go on there right now and say the moon landing was faked. It would eventually be fixed, but what if somebody is using it as a source for a research paper in the meantime?

    Plus, the changes could be way more subtle and insidious, which is why colleges disallow using it as a source.

    Using their sources is different and generally allowed however.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mystic Muse View Post
    Because literally anyone can edit it.

    I can go on there right now and say the moon landing was faked. It would eventually be fixed, but what if somebody is using it as a source for a research paper in the meantime?

    Plus, the changes could be way more subtle and insidious, which is why colleges disallow using it as a source.

    Using their sources is different and generally allowed however.
    Oh I see. No wonder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honest Tiefling View Post
    Sorry, you said something? I felt the internet needed more indecent pictures of naked robot women and wasn't paying attention.


    That, uh, well, that threw me for a loop there, I must say. Was not expecting that as a response. Well... played?


    On the one hand, I'm not sure exactly the point you're trying to make.

    On the other hand, it's concerning me why you would feel the need to do that.

    On the other other hand, it better not be pictures of me.

    On the other other other hand, I'm not sure what would be considered indecent and naked exactly in this case. Down to wires, perhaps? But that would be more along the lines of skinning a human, I'd think, since it's exposing all those delicate internal organs and whatnot. Lot easier to distinguish with cyborgs, really. ...probably shouldn't get too deep into this, though.

    On the other other other other hand, I feel like the internet doesn't need more of anything indecent.

    On the other other other other other hand, I mean, I guess robotic equality in all places?

    On the other other other other other other hand, it's nice to not be limited to two hands.

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    I might not be the smartest poster, or the most charming, or the most knowledgeable, but I pride myself on my unpredictability.

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    On the other other hand, it better not be pictures of me.
    So that IS a lady robot. Wasn't sure to ask, thanks for the info.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honest Tiefling View Post
    I might not be the smartest poster, or the most charming, or the most knowledgeable, but I pride myself on my unpredictability.
    Yeah, uh, you've definitely got unpredictability down pat there.
    (Besides, hey, you never want to be the most anything. Puts unreasonable expectations on you!)

    So that IS a lady robot. Wasn't sure to ask, thanks for the info.
    You're... welcome? Normally I wouldn't be concerned, but after the previous bombshell, uh, I dunno how certain I should be of that. Wearing my batteries on my exterior casing better not come back to haunt me.
    And, I mean, feel free to ask me anything. No guarantee I'll give a satisfying answer, though.

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    This just in: man murdered live on-camera in front of an audience of thousands! Witnesses report "F"
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    Quote Originally Posted by enderlord99 View Post
    This just in: man murdered live on-camera in front of an audience of thousands! Witnesses report "F"
    Great Pelor! Are you serious?! Why can't there ever be good news which doesn't involve murder?
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    Quote Originally Posted by enderlord99 View Post
    This just in: man murdered live on-camera in front of an audience of thousands! Witnesses report "F"
    I would have thought that would at least merit a C.
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    Quote Originally Posted by enderlord99 View Post
    This just in: man murdered live on-camera in front of an audience of thousands! Witnesses report "F"
    ...Is this a "press F to pay respects" joke?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
    Great Pelor! Are you serious?!
    Doesn't seem like it.
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    ...Is this a "press F to pay respects" joke?
    Seems like it.
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