Werewolf Classic V - Game Thread (Night 9)

[DarkLightDragon]

Jontom flaps up to his old friend and ally and (once) betrayer, Dark Light Dragon.

((Looked at the number of this game? Five. Bwahahahaha...

Vonriel: I was talking to crimson mage))

Oh, yes, it will. Wanna be the new second-in-command? The last one got fried in the recent werewolf attack.

[banjo1985]

Elroy looks at what Zar Peter has said on his phone and grins.

Ooooh righte, I get you. Your best bets the inn over there I'd say, I doubt anyone will take you into their home with last nights events, can't be too careful.

Elroy points Zar Peter towards the tavern (no this is not a point for lynching!).

[B-Man]

B-Man walks around the town square, trying to search for clues. He looks high and low and cannot find anything. When the NPCs ask him what he is doing, he shrugs and continues walking.

It's hard being a mute in this town. B-Man thought as he finds a coupon for free coffee on the backside of a lamppost. He then goes to the coffee shop and gets coffee.

[Emperor Demonking]

The chicken farmer starts to floss his sharp teeth as he looks around.

[Zar Peter]

Zar Peter looks at Banjo, says "Thank you veryy mucho!", than he turns around and heads to Andres tavern!

Hallo, dear sir! Do you have spare room for some nights? I needing to food, too, if possible here.

[Andre Fairchilde]

Andre opens the doors for business, and sees Zar Peter standing there...

...and looks at him... Zar Peter looks familiar.

"Yes, we have plenty of room. Have we met? Our dinner menu is up if you'd like something to eat. We have a chicken stew. Pardon the mess, it appears that someone vandalized the place while I was gone. But that portrait is wonderful! I don't remember that being here!

I bet you play poker, don't you...

(For those that might be suspicious, I'm just returning to the same character as the last WW classic... there is nothing more here than rp... just thought I'd put that out there for those not in the last game...)

[Vonriel]

Vonriel looks at B-Man, then looks at the fourth wall and holds up a sign saying "Don't I know it." He then resumes his waiting by the metal box, wondering when that package will get here.

[PirateMonk]

A man in peasant garb comes to the Town square and says, "Werewolves you say? We shall strike down the beasts in the name of all that is- ah..." He trails off and ducks into the tavern.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

](well, as much as I hate to attack the Nudie-Man, he was just auto-lynched in Vampire so The llama points at Indurain.)


(Its not that I don't have a character, its that I'm waiting for the game to load. Oh wait, he's based off a SNES game. Those were the days, no loading times and games that you could drop into a batch of sharp glass and then step on and not have to worry about scratches. Hehe, when you could focus on plot and not how detailed the main character's hair was. Those were the games.)

[Andre Fairchilde]

Andre steps behind the counter...

"Our menu is up on the wall, or would you care for a drink? For some reason I have a lot of chalky water..."

[CurlyKitGirl]

A knight strolls into the Wolf's Bane. "Where are you Eeenglish Kniggits? Ah know you are 'ere because we saw ze Wooden Rabbit. Where are zey? Where are zey?! Eef you do not tell us we shall insult you using verry zzilly naymes. Hey You! You over zhere weeth zat eenorrrrmouse luggage! Yes, you. Eef you do not tell me wherre zose Eeenglish pig-dogs are I will continue to insult your familee. Oh, why should I wait?" the French Knight, still adressing the tourist and the bar owner continues to rant. "You, you, your mutherr was a 'amster and your fazer smelt of elderberries!""Mon captane zat ees too 'arsh."
"No! No eet ees not! Now be silent you zon of a cheekeen you!" shouts the captain furiously as he wheels to the door and some other knights lurking there.
"You, Barr Tendere eef you orrr zat strange leetle man who ees being farted at by my men do not ansere my qwestee-ons I shall Fetchez la Vache! And zen you weel zee 'ow far wee can go."
"No no no Capitane. Not la vache!"
"Fetchez la vache!"
"Fetchez la vache!"
"Fetchez la vache"
"Fetchez la vache."
"Fetchez la -oh. I weel fetch la vache. What ess the vache Cpitane?"
"Zee cow ou father of manee manee zmall furry doglike creetures."
Amour clanking and the crying of a small Frech kniggit can be heard running to the Castle as he goes to fetch la vache.

[Skippy]

Xykon Fan walks towards the Frenchmen and ask them:

"Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail."

[Andre Fairchilde]

"Fetch a cow? Try my neighbors barn... What do you need a cow for again?"

[whitehelm]

Llama, if he's a wolf, shouldn't we just wait for him to be autolynched? Why waste a day lynching him?

I point at Zar Peter yet again in a shameless attempt to rip off Llama's shtick..er..I mean, because he's suspicious. Yeah.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Xykon Fan walks towards the Frenchmen and ask them:

"Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail."

"We, zee French Kniggits of Castle Aaaaaargghhhh! 'ave been charrged to eensult and be verry nastee and obnoxious to zese Eengleesh-type peeple.
And you arre an Eenglieesh type perrzon. I zhall eensult you. Wee, zee French 'ave a verry silly accent and we orrderr all of you to go boil your bottoms! Especially you, you very zilly perzon - you are an empty food trough wiper. Now cower in fear of my ferocious nastee eensults!"
"Mon capitane! Wee 'ave zee vache."
"Fetchez le catapault. Wee zhall smash zees Eengleesh peeple and zere drinkeen 'ole."

"And yousir. You, wee already 'ave one of zose. Now begone from my sight before we fart een your general directee-on wunce more. Perpare zee bottom burps!"

[Andre Fairchilde]

"Wait....Why are you loading that nice cow on the catapult? At least that's not my cow..."

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Llama, if he's a wolf, shouldn't we just wait for him to be autolynched? Why waste a day lynching him?

I point at Zar Peter yet again in a shameless attempt to rip off Llama's shtick..er..I mean, because he's suspicious. Yeah.

(
A)
Because on day 1, I see no reason to kill someone who may wish to play when there are possibly people who may not play.

B) I don't like to see people auto-lynched. It frustrates me, be they wolf or man.

C) If he's a wolf, wouldn't you rather have his blood on our hands then spilled by himself?

D) Even using your logic of "if he's a wolf, he'll be auto-lynched so why waste a kill" it can also be said "If he's a villager, why waste opening day lynching someone else, who will probably be a villager when we could lynch someone who is going to die anyway. " We need all the living villagers we can get near the end of the game. )

(Hehe: Good luck with that schtick. Its fun until it backfires on you.)

[Skippy]

"We, zee French Kniggits of Castle Aaaaaargghhhh! 'ave been charrged to eensult and be verry nastee and obnoxious to zese Eengleesh-type peeple.
And you arre an Eenglieesh type perrzon. I zhall eensult you. Wee, zee French 'ave a verry silly accent and we orrderr all of you to go boil your bottoms! Especially you, you very zilly perzon - you are an empty food trough wiper. Now cower in fear of my ferocious nastee eensults!"
"Mon capitane! Wee 'ave zee vache."
"Fetchez le catapault. Wee zhall smash zees Eengleesh peeple and zere drinkeen 'ole."

"And yousir. You, wee already 'ave one of zose. Now begone from my sight before we fart een your general directee-on wunce more. Perpare zee bottom burps!"

A cow falls on Xykon Fan. He stays below the cow, motionless, for a few minutes. Then he moves, and a low voice can be heard.

"I'm not dead yet!"

[CurlyKitGirl]

"Wait....Why are you loading that nice cow on the catapult? At least that's not my cow..."

"Wiz zee vache we zhall deestroy your feelthy watereeng 'ole and reeplace eet with a French whyn shop. And zen wee zhall zee who ees laugheeng on zee left foot." Turning to the catapault the French Kniggit shouts, "Loose zee catapault!"
Zee Moooooooooo!
A small French cow just misses hitting the Bar and smashes downthe benches and the like oustide the pub.
"Cursez! To zee castle!" With much clanking the knights run speedily back to the castle.
"Hah! You foolish perzon uder zee cow. Wee zhall ween yet." comes a distant shout.

[Andre Fairchilde]

Andre turns to look at the cow. The cow is stunned, but other than embarrasment is otherwise unharmed. He pats it on the head, then walks through the bar, down into his cellar, returns back up with his twin rapiers (one extremely distempered), walks out the back and begins practicing his dueling techniques.

STAB! "mutter mutter French invaders mutter"
STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB the straw filled practice dummies.

[Crimmy]

((Looked at the number of this game? Five. Bwahahahaha...

Vonriel: I was talking to crimson mage))

Oh, yes, it will. Wanna be the new second-in-command? The last one got fried in the recent werewolf attack.

*sorry my mistake*

After realising the big mistake he made, Crimson Mage kept going down, until he found Akbar's shop, which oddly had the sign
"Traveling Cannon Shots"
*not a funnel with dinamite

so Crimson mage pays for the ride to the strange guy,to go to the castle of his brother-in-law, count Alucard, to escape the madness of the town, but after being shot, he ended up inside the tabern of Andre Fairchilde, more especifically, above the french cow, then bounced over it and got in front of the french capitane, so he tries to speak the little latin he knows:

Sacrosanctus Domine
Pecavi ignoviunt
Iuesus Christus Domine
Pax vobiscum venerunt

but suddenly gets astrong urgence to hit himself in the head with a piece of wood
After hitting himself, he Points at Zar Peter

[Indurain]

Kill me?
I don't believe it.
Llama you betray me, my
Long time friend.

This stings deeply
Hurting my very being
Every breath bringing me closer to death

Lynching me for past indiscretions
Lowly, even for you
Almost wolfish one could say
Maybe, just maybe
Accusations should be headed your way.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Kill me?
I don't believe it.
Llama you betray me, my
Long time friend.

This stings deeply
Hurting my very being
Every breath bringing me closer to death

Lynching me for past indiscretions
Lowly, even for you
Almost wolfish one could say
Maybe, just maybe
Accusations should be headed your way.

Not low. The way of my people. But if you desire to lynch me for my actions, I shall not fight back. I did raise my hoof to point at a friend and I will accept the repercussions of that action. Plus, I've never been lynched on the first day, I figure I'm due.

[Freshmeat]

Indurain makes a convincing argument. And by convincing, I mean 'really pretty'.

Random point at detrevnisisht. On the first day (though personally I feel only then) it's probably best to point at people who might not even play at all. He hasn't posted yet, so I'm voting for him.
Yeah, that's a fairly weak argument. It also happens to be the first day, so sue me.

[Shadow]

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Indy, you just totally reminded me of a poem I wrote waaaaaaaaaaay back in the day. Like, before some of the forumites here were even born....

Acronym

Lying awake at night
Only thinking of her.
Visions of beauty cloud my mind.
Every beat of my heart, a song

Meant only for her to hear.
Every breath I take, a prayer
Answered always by her kiss.
No words have been invented to
Show my love for her.

Each moment we share is a
Moment I will cherish eternally.
Into my heart you have flown
Like an angel without wings.
You are all I know, all I see.

[DarkCorax]

Corax finishes whittling and fletching the arrow and looks down it at (points at) Emperor Demonking.
"are you a werewolf?"

[Almighty Salmon]

Salmon looks through his over-sized binoculars at CurlyKitGirl.

"Oh Blast! It's the french! And they're looking for Englishmen!" He inspects his monocle for a second and wipes it clean.

"Hmm, There's only one thing to do in this situation! Quick! Collect as many crumpets as you can! Put your top hats on immideatly! We may have a full-blown war on our hands!"

[Zar Peter]

The tourists takes his room keys from Andre and runs upstairs.

Ohh, what a town of weirdos! Thies frenchmen are really frightening.

((Sorry, I can't switch into point mode with my character so I point OOC at detrevnisisht for the same reasons as Freshmeat_))

[HyramGraff]

I think that these wolves are after this Eldritch Knight fellow. Let's kill him and rid ourselves of them.

[Eldritch Knight]

Kill me? You would Kill me? Why would you seek to kill me if you believe the wolves are after me? It seems you wish to do them a favor by eliminating a percieved threat. EK points at HyramGraff