Werewolf Classic V - Game Thread (Night 9)

[Emperor Demonking]

"Oh yes hate the poor chicken farmer .You didn't mind when the innkeeper served chicken. Or at least most of us didn't. I don't think the french one likes chicken." The Empeoror advanced on Ariko, before stopping. "You don't have any silver on you do you?"

[CurlyKitGirl]

A timid French squire approaches Le Capitane carefully. "Mon Capitane, zere ees a leetle problem.""What? What ees zear zat could also go wrong?"
"Umm, umm, umm, zee Barman ees dead. Murdared by zese theengs zey call Werewolfs."
"Werewolfs? Pah! I bet zey alzo speek of Ankou and Wampryres of zee Night."
"Oui Capitane. One of zese Eengleesh peg-dogs zays 'ees papa was een London -"
"Not London! What ees eat?!"
"In zee filthy muck city of zee peeg-doggy Eengleesh zonz and 'eirs uv mongrell dogs."
"Parfait! Hyper chouette! My enemee ees murdared and zese figments of zee fevaired imaginashun ov Eengleesh scum are stal-keen our countree. Mannifique!"
"What should we do?"
"Fetch the monstair ov Cairbannogg! Wee shall use eet to defeet zees Werewolf infestashion. And 'oo waz zees man 'oo was eenvolved wiz zee Wampryes?"
"M. Deemonkeeng Capitane."
"Releese zee Taunteen wiz Eleg-ance Squadron numbear 3! 'ee shall be taunted unteel 'ee cries for mercee."

[Freshmeat]

(That is a surprisingly accurate depiction of the common Frenchman. )

[Also: point at Jontom Xire.
Reason: he hasn't voted yet. Yes, that's the same reason as yesterday, but unlike most other werewolf variants, we're not under any real pressure, as there's no recruiter.
Until we get enough information to make serious accusations, I'd say we might just as well err on the side of caution and kill off inactive players.

El edito: Kantur then, I guess.]

[Shadow]

((To be fair, JX has filed an away notice. He's not inactive due to not caring, he's inactive due to the fact that he's not at a computer. He'll be returning in a few days and you can be certain that he'll be active at that time (I mean, it's JX). I just thought it was fair to point out.
I am by no means trying to sway the vote any particular way, but JX isn't here to defend at the moment. Lynch him or not. It's your choice. That is all.))

[Skippy]

((Freshmeat's got a point here.))

Xykon Fan, after checking his online WW games at the Giant In The Playground Forums, begins analyzing the strange coincidences between the games and RL, where Zeb's Shadow begins getting restless after the killing of Andre Fairchilde.

"Jontom Xire, why are you so silent?"

EDIT: Ninja'd by Shadow's post, it would be unfair to do it.

[Zar Peter]

Zar Peter wakes up and goes downstairs to consume his breakfast.

Was is that? Mr. Barkeeper! Oh nein!! These bloody wolfes. Now I must making breakfast for my own self. Mr. Emperor Demonking? Could you help me please!

[evnafets]

A man dressed in all black enters the pub. He is looking rather melancholy, muttering under his breath something about the French, and how they're a bunch of cheats, and the ref was blind.

Barkeep! I'd like a room please! Barkeep?

[Crimmy]

The Crmison Mage had awoken even bafore the wolves had entered and killed poor old Andre, and after seeing some fluffy shadows running through the woods, he thought it was a good idea to follow them, but then the Hollow Curse began:
All of his original clothes were ripped apart, and his yellow eyes turned to red,
all he could do was wait for the transformation to end, and when it did, he was so tired he could only think of sleeping.

The next morning he was nearly killed by two things:
-the third french squadron almost ran over him
-his ears were about to implode because of the french taunting
so all he could do was to ask the french Capitane what the frig was happening:

"Zat barman waz killed by somm nasty werewolfs, and Monsieur Demonkeeng iz ann allai to soze Wampyres"
so CM, went over and followed the french to get Emperor Demonking

[Zar Peter]

Zar Peter goes from the kitchen to the dining room as he hear evnafets.
He looks at his cellular, than at the spot where Andre was found, than at the bar and decides.
He strolls to the bar

Ayup, you wanting room? Wir have great room up there with a nice look over the town and it smells only half as much as the room beside the toilet I got yesterday. You want with breakfast, too?
And I must insist that you pay first, it seems that it is not unlickly some of our guests aren't very talkative after the morning.

[Endeavourl]

Endeavourl arrives at the tavern, thinking to get a job here. *mutters oath*, Werewolves here too, eh? Emperor Demonking, you wouldn't have any idea why I can't seem to find a job around here, now would you?

[evnafets]

Yeah mate, I'm after a room. Came over for the World Cup Rugby but those chokers have been knocked out early (damn the French, and the Ref). Seems got a few days with nothing to do, so I thought I'd tour the countryside a little with the rest of my holiday.

* Looks at the new barkeep. *
You're not French are you? I don't like the French that much right now.

[Zar Peter]

Nein, nein, no french at all.
And for this rugby thingie, I really am sorry that this chokers, whoever they are, were kicked out.
Don't think my country has a team for this sport but you can't have everything.
But I heard there are a bunch of french in this town, celebrating and throwing cows and such stuff.

[CurlyKitGirl]

A French Kniggit clanks into the bar, "What ees thees about Rrrugbee? Ees thees a reel spor'? Eet zounds like a funee theeng eenvolveeng prranceeng around a feeld like a poncee son uf a mongrrrel dog?"
A hushed whisper comes from the vicinity of the doo. "C'est le foot!"
"Foootball, Rrrugbee. Zey all eenvove a bal et manee men runneng around oui? Zen eet ees the same."

[DarkCorax]

Corax steps out of his hut and yawns, only for it to become a choke when he realises what has happened, he points at Kantur. "You, you're quiet, what are you hiding?"

((I would rather point at an auto-lynchee at the moment until we have more substantial evidence...))

[evnafets]

Good ta hear you're not a Frog. Sorry - I have a hard time understending the accents of all you foreign types? Let alone tellin' whos accent is what eh?
Why can't ya all just speak English as she is spoke? Take that bloke in the metal suit just there. Any idea what he was just sayin? I can't make head or tail of it myself.

Yah I'll take the room mate. How much?
* Slaps some money down on the counter *

[North]

Crivens! Whatre ye all trryin to say. Ah dinnae kin unerstan th' whole lof of yeh! Emperor Demonking! Can ye parley voo the francy?

[HyramGraff]

You know, my grandmother once told me that werewolves are a lot like cats. I think we should rid ourselves of that cat lover CurlyKitGirl.

[Vonriel]

Vonriel stands scratching his chin, and checks in the odd metal box again. Still empty. Sighing, he taps Kantur on the shoulder. After getting his attention, he holds up a sign. "Know when the mail is gonna arrive?"

[evnafets]

evnafets heads up to his room to dump his stuff.

He sees Khaldan fumbling around in the hall. Hah - you fumble worse than those chokers who lost the game last week.

evnafets points at Khaldan

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Indurain is evil. He hides actions in anagrams. He is trying to be deceitful. We must stop him.

I point at Indurain

[DarkLightDragon]

*point at Emperor Demonking*

[Skippy]

Xykon Fan, stunned after the ninja attack of The Ghastly And Mysterious Voice of the Fourth Wall and the announcement of JX's absense (sp?), sits a moment to think, and then points at Emperor Demonking

[Traveling_Angel]

Indurain is evil. He hides actions in anagrams. He is trying to be deceitful. We must stop him.

I point at Indurain

Now that at first looks suspicious. But as I have read through a mountain of archives, this isn't abnormal for Atreyu.

Points at Emperor Demonking.

((Yes, I read more archives than is really healthy, but it is such an interesting thing to do. And it helps, like now. ))

[Shadow]

((*is glad that his hard work with Central is appreciated*))

[Alarra]

(^ we appreciate you very much)

Alarra prances about singing merrily, "Lynch lynch lynch the demonic emperor!"

Realizing by the confused looks that her song could really refer to either Emperor, she stops to clarify who is the target by pointing at Emperor Demonking.

[whitehelm]

points at Demonking

[banjo1985]

Elroy, while looking around for a likely suspicious type, sees the french and a lot of the native townspeople pointing at Emperor Demonking.

"Have I seen you round here before. These folks here seem to think you're mighty suspicious, I gotta say I agree with 'em."

[Kantur]

Kantur turns to Vonriel

"Nope, heard there was a postal strike. Though that might be elsewhere..."

*Point at Emperor Demonking

[huyneo]

Finally finding a band aid for his eye he finally comes into the bar.
"In need a drink!"
Checks his pockets
"Crap! I lost my wallet!"
Goes back outside

Points at Curlykitgirl

[detrevnisisiht]

detrevni Point at demonking, but his hand is twitching so much its hard to tell.