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    WolfInSheepsClothing

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    Default The war of the Ducky soap

    This is the war of the Ducky Soap . . . may god have mercy on our souls.

    The War of Dawn?

    [Note #1: Laughs were had by all, this was not a serious fight.]

    [Note #2: I love my wife, and I certainly have the better end of the deal in the relationship. However we all have our disagreements.]

    Our bathroom had a smell. I was concerned of the possibility of mold. My wife used her magical power of smell, sniffed out the offender, and removed a mass of hair in the shower via tool use. I picked it up and tossed it in the toilet for disposal.

    This event caused at least two points of contention.

    [1] I wanted to wash my hands with Dawn dish liquid soap. I bought some specifically for me to use to wash my hands with. My wife used it ALL to wash some dishes. Not the crappy soap that she insists on buying in order to save a nickel, but my soap that I specifically told her that I loved, and bought specifically to wash my hands with.

    I can only imagine if I used her hippie handmade soap to bathe with, and used it all up in place of the dozen bars of non-hippie soap in the closet that she could care less for. I would be in the doghouse.

    Long story short I kind of lost it. If I buy something specifically for me, tell her that I love it, and then tell her that it is specifically for me to wash my hands with . . . how in Sam hell can you use it all up to wash dishes with . . . after insisting on buying some other craptastic soap . . . and have that other soap sitting there on the kitchen counter directly adjacent to the sink?

    [She did agree to only buy Dawn liquid dish soap from now on . . . so I guess Dawn won the war?]

    [2] I also remarked that dumping hand sanitizer (this is the one true ALCHOHOL GEL hand sanitizer, and I call it alcohol gel as sometimes people call non-alcohol foamy crap hand sanitizer . . . they are infidels and god will sort them out in due time) down the drain should (a) take care of the smell, and (b) go down the drain slowly as it is ALCHOHOL in a GEL state.

    She then informed me that that would not be correct, as the webpage said to use bleach. I am rather quite sure that flippin' ALCHOHOL GEL will kill a smell in a drain.

    I bought like a gallon of the stuff this morning. I will nuke the drain from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

    I wonder if she will agree to a wager . . ..
    Last edited by darkrose50; 2019-08-14 at 08:25 AM.

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    Troll in the Playground
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    Default Re: The war of the Ducky soap

    Why would you explicitly buy hand sanitizer to clean a drain with instead of a product actually designed to clean drains?

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    Yeah man, use a real drain cleaner. Alcohol might kill the bacteria that are making the smell, but it won't get rid of the scum that they're growing on or dislodge the hair that's holding it all together.
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    Default Re: The war of the Ducky soap

    We also have a gallon of the stuff that melts your face off.

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    Default Re: The war of the Ducky soap

    That's not exactly narrowing it down. Sufficiently concentrated cola will do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogar Demonblud View Post
    That's not exactly narrowing it down. Sufficiently concentrated cola will do that.
    We have a gallon of some main line cleaner. If my understanding is correct I think it is basically lye.

    https://www.walmart.com/ip/Instant-P...SABEgK5vPD_BwE

    Per . . .
    https://www.scotchcorp.com/product/main-line-cleaner/

    it is mainly . . .

    Sodium Hydroxide
    Potassium Hydroxide
    Last edited by darkrose50; 2019-07-30 at 11:37 AM.

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    Dont mix that with the aforementioned bleach.

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    Or do and report results
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    Yeah, but no, don't do this. You probably want to have functioning lungs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by halfeye View Post
    If you nuke a city and totally destroy it, it's okay, nobody will mind so long as you explain that it was totally a joke.
    Its okay so long as you yell surprise! At the end?
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