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    How about Wolfgang Puck? I'm hungry!

    Which is better! A chinchilla that can never be caged, or 1000 bottles of champagne but the cork hits you in the eye every time you open one?
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    Why would I need to chill my chin? Still, a frozen mandible is better than a blind eye. Or is it?

    Which is better, a frozen mandible or a blind eye?
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    The frozen mandible can be used to hit people with and is my choice.

    What's better: to directly cause the death of one person so that five may live or to ride a roller coaster all day?
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    One is a Roller Coaster of indulgent morality, the other is a Roller Coaster of fun. I'll take the fun, please!

    What's better - Green Eggs and Ham or Steak and Blue Cheese?
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    I will not try them with a steak,
    I will not try them on a lake,
    I will not eat it with blue cheese,
    Just take it away from me, please!
    I will not eat them in the loo,
    I will not eat them, "just for you,"
    Who even do you think I am?
    I do not like green eggs and ham!
    I will not eat them on a table,
    I will not eat them, "'cause I'm able,"
    I will not eat them in a tree,
    None of this sounds good to me!
    I will not try them in a roast,
    I will not try them spread on toast,
    I will not try them on the go,
    How many times must I say, "No?!"
    I do not care what they are served with!
    I will not try them, Dear Sir Korith!

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    Okay! *huff* Which is better! *pant* Being locked in a department store for a whole weekend... *foof* or a refrigerator that rejects liquids?
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    Think of the magical adventures one can have while locked in a department store! Sign me up!

    Which is better? Curing Gonaherpesyphilaids or spreading Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
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    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree


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    @^^ Oh well done sir!

    Spreading Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious to cure the aching nose!

    Which is better? Mother of Pearl or Son of a Nutcracker?
    A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade. - Chaucer

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    The Son of a Nutcracker was probably taught ballet and that's pretty cool.

    What's better? Herbs for a bath or 3-player chess?
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    What's better? Herbs for a bath or 3-player chess?
    The herbs. Definitely. If I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents.

    Which is better: (a) a functional real lightsaber you can impress people with or (b) a rod that looks like a lightsaber handle but actually isn't but everyone thinks is a real lightsaber so you can intimidate them with it even without the laser part? Also, in both scenarios you do have to worry about someone taking the object from you.
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    A functioning lightsabre, to sell to a tech firm for reverse-engineering fun!

    Which is better, a million dollars you don't deserve or world changing reputation that you didn't earn?
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    Which is better, a million dollars you don't deserve or world changing reputation that you didn't earn?
    The reputation. That way I can export my false fame for more than 1 million dollars.

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    A functioning lightsabre, to sell to a tech firm for reverse-engineering fun!
    Have you never played a pokemon game? No one ever does that! Also don't you need a special crystal for that that only comes from one planet?

    Which would you rather have: the new Star Wars film coming out be good or the new Matrix film coming out be good?

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    Matrix.
    JJ Abrams is my film-related nemesis, his every failure is my success.

    What's better? Using your hacking skills to fight or playing Dragonball Xenoverse 2 just for the Hero Coliseum minigame?
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    Well, I signed a thing for work that says I can't hack stuff... what happens if you hack the minigame, though? Does it just crash?

    Which is better! A library of old film reels where the only projector has been broken for ten years, or a colorful self-sustaining greenhouse that's been overrun with mosquitoes?
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    Bug spary is cheaper than film projectors. I'll take the greenhouse.

    Which is better, a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eater or half a pork pie?
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    Which is better, a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eater or half a pork pie?
    Pork pie. Always go with pork.

    Which is better: (a) being the last person alive on earth and wearing glasses and being in a library with all the time to read every book but your glasses fall off or (b) being on a plane with a gremlin destroying the wing of a plane but no one believes you?

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    ...how cute is the gremlin?

    Which is better! Your floor covered in butter, or an insomniac screech eagle living in the air duct above your bathroom?
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    Two words: Butter. Racing.

    What's better? Four bottles of turpentine or a bat that refuses to accept monarchy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xihirli View Post
    What's better? Four bottles of turpentine or a bat that refuses to accept monarchy?
    Um, I'll take the turpentine because I don't want to deal with the bat.

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    Two words: Butter. Racing.

    "That sounds delicious!"


    Which is better: a knight with a shovel or a belly-dancing half-genie? I hope people get the references.

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    Based on the quality of genies on this forum, I'll take the knight.

    Which is better, barbarians or grapefruit?
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    Which is better, barbarians or grapefruit?
    Grapefruit is yummy, but I can't say no to a d12 HD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    Grapefruit is yummy, but I can't say no to a d12 HD.


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    Why not both?


    Which is better: A mermaid that is aquaphobic or an aviophobic harpy?
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
    1. Mewtwo
    2. there is no #2.

    Quote Originally Posted by Seerow View Post
    C'mon RNG, play nice.
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    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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    I can play this game, too! A claustrophobic mole man, or a vampire hemophobe, or a space person who's afraid of space... um, what were we talking about again?

    Which is better? Using a key to get a key, or finding the sub-ocean?
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    Which is better? Using a key to get a key, or finding the sub-ocean?
    Sub-oceans. Why can't I just bash open the lock to get the second key?

    Which is better: an elephant-sized spider or a thousand spider-sized elephant?

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    I shall ride Arachnos into battle!

    What's better? To be feared or to have a new rubber duckie?
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    Rubber Duckie you're the one
    You make bath time lots of fun
    Rubber Duckie I'm awfully fond of you


    Which is better, knowing the way to Seaseme Street or owning your very own private abandoned chemical plant?
    GNU Terry Pratchett

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    Rubber Duckie you're the one
    You make bath time lots of fun
    Rubber Duckie I'm awfully fond of you


    Which is better, knowing the way to Seaseme Street or owning your very own private abandoned chemical plant?
    Chemical plant. I can Google Earth Seasame Street.

    Which is better: (a) being married with three children and working in a nuclear power plant or (b) living in the year 3000 as a delivery person and having a (possibly homicidal) robot roommate?

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    Oh, b for sure, because there's a ROBOT! Also, maybe we can time travel and stuff and do that other thing?

    Which is better? Reading the above in the voice of Phillip J Fry, or reading the above in the voice of Stephen Fry?
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    It all comes down to the supporting cast! In Futurama, that line is par for the course and probably not even a joke. On QI, that line would have the whole panel in stitches for five minutes. Stephen Fry is the clear winner.

    Which is better! A giant pink teddy bear with an airsoft gun, or a robot version of batman that has a hard time standing on two feet?
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    Which is better! A giant pink teddy bear with an airsoft gun, or a robot version of batman that has a hard time standing on two feet?
    Robot Batman. I don't care if its feet don't work. It can lean on me when [its] not strong. And I'll be [its] friend. I'll help [it] carry on.

    Which is better: Ain't No Sunshine or Just the Two of Us?

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    Just the two of us...I hate stormy weather.

    Which is better: Legolas or Lego Land?
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