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    Just the two of us...I hate stormy weather.

    Which is better: Legolas or Lego Land?
    Legolas. If my hand(s) was/were made of legos I'd just end up breaking it and never finding all the pieces.

    Which is better: free fast food for an entire decade or getting +20 to any one skill in real life.

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    +20 on a skill. That's novie to master level.

    What's better? Being green or Icecream?
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    What's better? Being green or Icecream?
    The ice cream. I don't care about the weigh gain. Kermit told me it ain't easy being green. 'Nuff said.

    Which is better: being fireproof on a skunk farm or being immune to a skunk's spray in a burning building?

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    I looked it up, and it turns out that skunk spray is highly flammable! But, if you covered yourself in it, would you then be immune to the burning?

    Which is better! A walking stick or a running refrigerator?
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    Which is better! A walking stick or a running refrigerator?
    Stick. I don't feel like catching up with a refrigerator.

    Which is better: Sterling Archer serving you burgers or Bob Belcher doing secret agent stuff for you?

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    Bob Belcher doing Secret Agent stuff. If Archer serves me a burger, there's going to be shooting and death (possibly mine, especially if he thinks I have information.). If Bob is doing Secret Agent stuff, there's going to be hijinx and laughter, and maybe mild physical trauma. I could live with that.

    What's better? Somehow being elected president of a small country on the other side of the world that you'd never heard of, or having your own personal fanclub?
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    Well, both situations would inevitably spawn a creepy stalker-assassin bent on marrying and/or killing me... but a fan club is self-sustaining, where as president I would at least have the ability to step down if I'm overwhelmed. Public office it is!

    Which is better! Two birds in the bush, or six of one?
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    I'll take half-a-dozen of the other, thanks.

    Which is better, a non-answer or a rhetorical question.
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    No.

    Which is better: A contradictory alignment or a mathematician's answer?
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
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    C'mon RNG, play nice.
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    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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    Which is better: A contradictory alignment or a mathematician's answer?
    I like number so I'll go with the math answer.

    Which is better: Beach Boys or Rolling Stones (either the bands or boys on a literal beach and stones currently rolling)

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    Rolling boys. I always cut my feet on beach stones.

    Which is better! A house centipede or a centipede house?
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    Is a centipede house like a roach motel? Either way a house centipede is nothing good.

    Which is better, the strength to change what you can the determination to endure what you cannot and the wisdom to know the difference, or 152 kgs of Christmas pudding?
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    What was it Augustine of Hippo said? “Give me the wisdom not to eat 125 kgs of pudding in one day, but do not do it tonight”?

    What’s better? Three singing pirate vegetables or the concept of nothing?
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    Yaaar! Pirate vegetables keeps off the scurvy!

    What is best? A book mark or a marked book?
    “A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade.” - Chaucer

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    What is best? A book mark or a marked book?
    A book mark. I don't know what the books is marked for.

    Which is better: a caped baldy or a rubbery pirate?

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    Captain Picard sounds pretty good to me!

    Which is better - perfect health or limitless wealth?
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    I guess wealth can kind of buy most of the things health would get you, but I really don't want to wrestle with the concept of infinity every day.

    What kind of health is better here? All cosmetic, or everything but cosmetic?
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    Everything but cosmetic. You can hire people to make you look good, and I'd rather not feel like crap constantly.

    Which is better: a sword made of case hardened steel or a wiffle bat made of marble?
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

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    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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    The marble wiffle bat, for sure! It both makes an awesome sound, and smashes things (well, once)

    What's better? Arsenic or Mayonaise on your waffles?
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    What's better? Arsenic or Mayonaise on your waffles?
    The mayonaise of course! Everything is better with mayo!

    Which is better: a pointless new installment in the already huge Jame Bond series or a pointless new installment in the already huge MCU?

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    The MCU at least has new stuff to show, James Bond is the same old slop warmed over.

    Which is better, to be the very best like no one ever was or to be the hero they need but not the one they want.
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    There's always room to be better, and I should hope that people will want what they need at some point, so being the best is the only viable option.

    What's better! Making a wish on a part of the monkey other than the paw, or washing your hands in a sticky soda fountain?
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    Oh the wish thing for sure. Then I could wish that my hands would be forever clean. Nothing could possibly go wrong with that wish! And he was never heard from again.

    What's better, an ironic ending or a sad one?
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    What's better, an ironic ending or a sad one?
    A TRAGIC ending! (because it's both sad and ironic to your reply!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Evil DM Mark3 View Post
    The MCU at least has new stuff to show, James Bond is the same old slop warmed over.
    Okay. Which is better: the MCU movie where evil bad guy person wants to kill a bunch of people for vague reasons with too much CGI and it should just be completely animated or the sequel where evil bad guy person wants to kill a bunch of people for vague reasons and it should just be completely animated?

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    The one with the rock and roll themetrack and 80s aesthetic, not the one with the 70s psychadelia. Maybe the outright humerous one that's a heist but deffinately not the tired old renegade AI doomsday.

    Certainly no the one with the mysogonist smuging his way around and punching a racist steriotype with a really daft plan. Any of them.

    What's better, a successful formula that entertains hundreds of millions but that most move past shortly after or something truly original that confuses several hundred thousand and truly changes like, 30 of them.
    GNU Terry Pratchett

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    What's better, a successful formula that entertains hundreds of millions but that most move past shortly after or something truly original that confuses several hundred thousand and truly changes like, 30 of them.
    The original.

    Which is better: finding out your rival's mother has the same name as your mother and you can't fight them anymore or a creepy, digitally removed mustache?

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    The anti-moustache, for sure. Especially when the anti-moustache is anti-twirled by an anti-villain.

    Which is better, apples or oranges?
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    Which is better, apples or oranges?
    Orange apples of course!

    Which is better: a CGI disposable army or studio interference that trims out the good parts from what should be an R rated film to make it PG-13?

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    Look. The Snyder cut was never going to be good.

    What’s better? Four or the chair leg you can lean on?
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    What’s better? Four or the chair leg you can lean on?
    Um...FOUR!

    Which is better: Josh Brolin as a time traveler with a Winter Soldier arm or Josh Brolin as a purple Homer Simpsons with 6 gems?

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