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    No one will ever know if I fail at saving the world.
    Actually, that's what I'm doing right now. Go figure.

    Which is better - Invading Russia in the Winter or giving up your birthright for a bowl of lentil soup?
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    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    I'll have the soup.

    Which is better? Your life becoming like Groundhog Day or your life becoming like The Matrix?
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    Which is better? Your life becoming like Groundhog Day or your life becoming like The Matrix?
    I'll take Groundhog Day if only because of the declining quality of the Matrix sequels.

    Which is better: being only able to speak Spanish but living in Japan or being only able to speak Japanese and living in Spain?

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    Speaking only Japanese in Spain you'll be seen as a nerd, speaking only Spanish in Japan you might be seen as a lady killer.

    So of course we'd all pick Japanese in Spain.

    Which is better: Rock music made in class, or classical music made in rocks?
    The Hindsight Awards, round 2: Rate the best movies of 1999.

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    Which is better: Rock music made in class, or classical music made in rocks?
    How can you make something in a rock? Rocks are solid, not hollow. So by default I have to go with rock music made in a class.

    Which is better: Steven or Stephen?

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    Obviously.


    Which is better: Elven wine or Dwarven ale?
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    "Stoooop! Those are myyyyyyyy Simarils!"


    Gollum or Golem?
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    Never choose nassssty golemses.

    North-going Zax or bust?
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    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Bust, of course.

    What's better - Ed, Edd, or Eddy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    What's better - Ed, Edd, or Eddy?
    Jimmy with the Infinity Gauntlet:



    Which is better: Duck Season or Rabbit Season?

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    Magic_Hat Season.

    Which is better: A gun that will always miss what you want it to hit, or a bowl that can never contain food?
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
    1. Mewtwo
    2. there is no #2.

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    C'mon RNG, play nice.
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    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laughing Dog View Post
    Which is better: A gun that will always miss what you want it to hit, or a bowl that can never contain food?
    The bowl. I can't eat out of it, but when I throw it at Laughing Dog for this comment...

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    Magic_Hat Season.
    ...I know there's at least a chance it will hit.

    Which is better: a hyperlink that takes you to the webpage you're already on or a second option that is just the first option again?
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    "A second option that is just the first option again" is much more widely applicable than a hyperlink to the page you're already on, so that's clearly better, especially if it can be reworded to seem different from the first option, because then it can double up as a test to see who's paying attention. Why yes, I do make multiple choice tests for my students sometimes, how did you know?

    Which is better: or ?
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    Which is better: someone who can't take a joke or a rabid paladin?
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
    1. Mewtwo
    2. there is no #2.

    Quote Originally Posted by Seerow View Post
    C'mon RNG, play nice.
    Quote Originally Posted by Man_Over_Game View Post
    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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    No, mama. He was my Paladin. Iíll do it.

    Whatís better? Functioning lungs or this cool think I can do with my hands?
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Whatís better? Functioning lungs or this cool think I can do with my hands?
    Functioning lungs because not functioning lungs are too scary.

    Which is better: a burnt microwave dinner you have to eat or a still frozen microwave dinner you have to eat?

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    Even if you don't have a working microwave, the frozen one should still be salvageable with some fire-related ingenuity. The burnt one may well be indigestible ash at this point, defeating its purpose as a food.

    Which is better! A restaurant that exclusively serves edible underwear or a 5-acre squirrel farm?
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    To own or to visit? Eh, you could probably make good money with the resteraunt, fun crowd.

    Which is better, eternal bliss or a really, REALLY, good cheesecake.
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    Which is better, eternal bliss or a really, REALLY, good cheesecake.
    Um, how can bliss be eternal without cheesecake?

    Which is better: having a hat glued to your head on be bald day or being bald with no hat on wear day?

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    The first one seems obvious. Shaving your head is the only way you're going to get the hat off, but since it's Be Bald Day you don't have to be embarrassed about it!

    Which is better! A circle wipe to you doing the thing you just said you would never do, or a smash cut to a bleached white skeleton?
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    Smash cut to the skeleton, because then it can zoom out to me teaching a stereotypical bio class.

    10 years in Leavenworth or 11 years in Twelveworth?
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
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    11 dozen worths, please.

    Whatís better? Four scooters or building model kits?
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xihirli View Post
    Whatís better? Four scooters or building model kits?
    Well one scooter is cool, so why not have three more!

    Which is better: Aladdin or a laddin*?

    *Whatever a laddin is. You get one.

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    Aladdin is a decent enough lad; he's been known to go a-laddin' on more than one occasion. Even so, even Aladdin isn't such a lad as to go laddin' without his own laddin to lad with.

    What's better? An extremely athletic singing homeless man or a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle?
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    Dr Seus is evil incarnate.

    Which is better, "veni vidi vici" or "Dictators ride to and fro on tigers from which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry."
    GNU Terry Pratchett

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    Brevity is the soul of wit.

    Which is better: chess or bridge?
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    Bridge is portable. Chess, less so. Chess requires strategy. Bridge, less so. The tie breaker: try crossing a river with chess.

    Which is better: Eraserhead or algebra 2?


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    Can't really say as I have no idea what Quirk algebra 2 has. Its probably not pro-hero level cool though.

    Which is better, time and a half or a week last Tuesday?
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    Time and a half, though 2% is healthier.

    A false dichotomy or the Golden Mean?
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
    Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
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    A false dichotomy or the Golden Mean?
    I do like gold! I don't even care how rude or mean it is. I'm just gonna sell it for cash.

    Wish is better: A Zelda game where Link wears overalls or a Mario game where Mario wears a green tunic?

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