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    What about Kickpuncher?
    Get Jason to play him, we'll decide then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AMFV View Post
    Punching counts as half-kicking, and driving is done by what action of the legs? It's kicking a car.
    Well, I guess you got me there!
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    Remember, Evil isn't "selfish". It's Evil. "Look out for number one" is a Neutral attitude. Evil looks out for number one while crushing number two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AMFV View Post
    The only acceptable rating system for cinema is Percentage of the Film Which Features Jason Statham Kicking People. Or PotFWFJSKP. Nothing else determines quality cinema.
    Quote Originally Posted by KillianHawkeye View Post
    What about the parts where Jason Statham is punching someone? Or maybe even more importantly, the parts where Jason Statham is doing stunts while driving a car??
    Quote Originally Posted by AMFV View Post
    Punching counts as half-kicking, and driving is done by what action of the legs? It's kicking a car.

    I fully endorse this system, and The Bank Job was one fine film.
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