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    Whatever kills Belkar, Mr. Scruffy will have to replace his Humanoid Companion (Ex). Again.
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    d6 Re: What's Going To Kill Belkar?

    He get a poorly made cake that tastes bad. His digestive system is so sensitive he goes into culinary shock.
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    Belkar why die of mysterious circunstances.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hroĢila View Post
    If a vampire spirit was built around that memory, he wouldn't be well-behaved. He would resent and instinctively rebel against all authority, because that was what made his host sit up and listen against his will. He would be like the old Belkar, only more focused. Bad news all around.
    Yeah, I realized it shortly after I posted it, but by then it was already too late.

    Perhaps his darkest day would be whenever he has some serious introspection and realizes the hurt he has caused?

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    Quote Originally Posted by D.One View Post
    Belkar why die of mysterious circunstances.
    Why indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey_Wolf_c View Post
    Why indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by denthor View Post
    He get a poorly made cake that tastes bad. His digestive system is so sensitive he goes into culinary shock.
    Indeed. The Oracle said that he should savour his next birthday cake. The little kobold bastard wanted to ensure Belkar suffers full shock value and dies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Pilgrim View Post
    Indeed. The Oracle said that he should savour his next birthday cake. The little kobold bastard wanted to ensure Belkar suffers full shock value and dies.
    Another possibility on how will Belkar die.
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    Belkar will intentionally stand between someone more necessary to the success of the plan than himself and The Snarl, and will thus be unmade. He will be redeemed in the same instant he is destroyed, and will have no afterlife and no possibility of returning to life, but because of his action success will be made possible for the Order.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    Thats not reasonable at all!

    He'd go to the Abyss, of course.
    honetly, I think he'll n up in limbo, an the final hot of him will be of him tryin tk persuade someone that h deserved the abyss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by D.One View Post
    So, a very poorly made cake infested with acid spitting beetles?

    Eh, seems kind of tame...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squire Doodad View Post
    So, a very poorly made cake infested with acid spitting beetles?

    Eh, seems kind of tame...
    AN EXTREMELY poorly made cake infested with acid spitting SHARKS that FIGHT TO THE DEATH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schroeswald View Post
    AN EXTREMELY poorly made cake infested with acid spitting SHARKS that FIGHT TO THE DEATH.
    Sounds good, but feels a tad off.
    Needs more...mano a mano action, you know?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squire Doodad View Post
    Sounds good, but feels a tad off.
    Needs more...mano a mano action, you know?
    And if he makes it out, there's Kraagor, WHO WILL PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE! And then they fight, over lava spitting sharks, and below the Snarl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schroeswald View Post
    And if he makes it out, there's Kraagor, WHO WILL PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE! And then they fight, over lava spitting sharks, and below the Snarl.
    Oh, like Joust but without the birds?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasdoif View Post
    Oh, like Joust but without the birds?
    We've got Blackwing around here, maybe we can have a bird then.
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    he'll be killed by a kobold monk

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    I like the undead idea, but I'm leaning toward Belkar being the one who bites the vampire and takes over its consciousness
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lombard View Post
    I like the undead idea, but I'm leaning toward Belkar being the one who bites the vampire and takes over its consciousness
    Why would that ever be a thing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rrmcklin View Post
    Why would that ever be a thing?
    It's a Discworld reference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squire Doodad View Post
    So, a very poorly made cake infested with acid spitting beetles?

    Eh, seems kind of tame...
    My idea was to link the dying thing with the cake thing (which would be a very oracle thing to do: advice him to savor his birthday cake, and that cake being the killer)...

    ... but I really liked this one:

    Quote Originally Posted by Schroeswald View Post
    AN EXTREMELY poorly made cake infested with acid spitting SHARKS that FIGHT TO THE DEATH.
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    No, Whatís on second.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish View Post
    No, Whatís on second.
    Ok, that was really mysterious...
    Each one of us, alone, is but a drop in the sea
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    Sigh. Yet another clever way that Rich could subvert the intentions of the author.



    What's going to kill Belkar?

    A Giant.

    In a Playground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay R View Post
    Sigh. Yet another clever way that Rich could subvert the intentions of the author.



    What's going to kill Belkar?

    A Giant.

    In a Playground.
    I mean...technically?

    Rich is going to draw the last half of book 7 on a laptop/drawing tablet in a sandbox in a playground just to enable that pun, isn't he.
    It's what I would do
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey_Wolf_c View Post
    It's a Discworld reference.

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    As are a lot of posts within this forum...
    Sooner or later (probably later), it will be possible to put together the complete works of Terry Pratchett using only quotes from this forum. Mostly by Grey_Wolf_c.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quebbster View Post
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    No, Whatís on second.
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