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    Default Re: how hel could have won

    I agree. What happens in some timeline that isn't part of this story is irrelevant--might as well ask if Hel could have won if she'd built a Death Star.

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    Default Re: how hel could have won

    Quote Originally Posted by factotum View Post
    I agree. What happens in some timeline that isn't part of this story is irrelevant--might as well ask if Hel could have won if she'd built a Death Star.
    why didn't she do that?
    She would have got ALL of the dwarf souls then....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterdeep Merch View Post
    Use your smite bite to fight the plight right. Fill the site with light and give fright to wights as a knight of the night, teeth white; mission forthright, evil in flight. Despite the blight within, you perform the rite, ignore any contrite slight, fangs alight, soul bright.

    That sight is dynamite.

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    Default Re: how hel could have won

    Quote Originally Posted by Wizard_Lizard View Post
    why didn't she do that?
    She would have got ALL of the dwarf souls then....
    Death Stars have a pretty poor record.

    Sure, they blow up the odd planet here and there and that's all Hel needed, but that would be winning and Death Stars don't seem capable of delivering victories with any reliability.
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    Default Re: how hel could have won

    Crepes, you guys took what seemed like a pretty obvious joke quite seriously
    An explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.

    See my extended signature here! May contain wit, candor, and somewhere from 52 to 8127 walruses.

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    Default Re: how hel could have won

    Quote Originally Posted by Squire Doodad View Post
    Crepes, you guys took what seemed like a pretty obvious joke quite seriously
    Half the fun of an obvious joke is treating it seriously

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    Default Re: how hel could have won

    Quote Originally Posted by RatElemental View Post
    Half the fun of an obvious joke is treating it seriously
    Yes, I can personally attest to that XD
    An explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.

    See my extended signature here! May contain wit, candor, and somewhere from 52 to 8127 walruses.

    Purple is humorous descriptions made up on the fly
    Green is serious talk about hypothetical
    Blue is irony and sarcasm


    "I think, therefore I am,
    I walk, therefore I stand,
    I sleep, therefore I dream;
    I joke, therefore I meme."
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    Default Re: how hel could have won

    Quote Originally Posted by Squire Doodad View Post
    Crepes, you guys took what seemed like a pretty obvious joke quite seriously
    I like crepes, and all other forms of pancake.....
    but basically, taking obvious jokes seriously is my main defining characteristic, at least, on the internet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterdeep Merch View Post
    Use your smite bite to fight the plight right. Fill the site with light and give fright to wights as a knight of the night, teeth white; mission forthright, evil in flight. Despite the blight within, you perform the rite, ignore any contrite slight, fangs alight, soul bright.

    That sight is dynamite.

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