SweetRein's Sugary Restrained Random Banter #89

[CurlyKitGirl]

The Feegles from Curly's and ERs' sigs run into the hospital/thread thing shouting. "Ach! Where've ye hid oour kelda ya scuggin! We want oour Big Hag back!" They begin to rampage looking for ER.

Aside froom that: I'm so happy in a way about injuries. The most severe I've ever had was a sprained riht wrist. I got it the day before I went to Guide Camp. Still went nd put up those really old fashioned canvas tents, made the furniture, the lot really.
I can boast. :)

[Castaras]

Worst injury for me?

By my house is our sloped driveway. I cycled really fast down that driveway, and crashed into the corner of our house.

Ouch. Peeling skin, bleeding, just under my eye. Hurt like hell. Had a plaster on my face for 3 weeks.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Worst injury for me?

By my house is our sloped driveway. I cycled really fast down that driveway, and crashed into the corner of our house.

Ouch. Peeling skin, bleeding, just under my eye. Hurt like hell. Had a plaster on my face for 3 weeks.

Baby. But painful in a way.

One funny injury I had was when I was six. Mum was trimming my fringe before I went to school using one of those BIG old fashioned pairs of scissors. I moved at the wrong moment (just as she sneezed) and she cut a near perfect vertical line right down through my left eyebrow. I still have the scar.

[Em Blackleaf]

Thanks, Em. My list of reasons to fear you has just gotten even longer.

*hides behind bottle of antibiotics*

You fear me?
Awww... I'm sowwy.

Worst injury for me?
I tripped over my own feet (I'm a klutz) and fell.
I scraped my knees really bad.
I've never broken a bone or had any other really serious injury (yet), I consider myself very lucky.

[Penguinizer]

Lessee, For me. Probably falling from the top seat of a sauna (about, say, 1.2-1.3 meters) and hitting my head on the little raise underneath the floor. Still got a the scar on my forehead.

[Bor the Barbarian Monk]

Most of my injuries come from acts of dumb.

For example, when I was working, someone spilled water on the floor and failed to wipe it up. I slipped. I threw my arms out to try and balance myself. Unbeknownst to me, I had a loose tendon under my arm. My arm came briefly unhinged, and the tendon up top raked across a bone, shredding the upper tendon. Yep, tore my rotator cuff by slipping on some water...and I never hit the ground on that one.

When you reach my age, Em, then you may be able to claim my current title of Master Klutz.

[Raiser Blade]

I am a huge klutz and i always bang [insert some vunerable body part] on some [insert hard surface or object].

I also have a scar on my arm from an ironing accident.

[Castaras]

I have a scar on my thumb from using a craft knife...was making a plastic kit...

@Curly - Maybe so. I'm just kinda lucky with injuries....Not so lucky otherwise, but meh.

[Bor the Barbarian Monk]

Oh...Em...My fear of you stems from a silly image I have of you, perhaps generated by your avi.

I picture an adorable little girl, hands innocently clasped behind her back...trying desperately trying to conceal the serated sword that is twice her size.

[Shadow]

You want to talk scars?
Don't get me started....

We'll just leave it at that.

[Raiser Blade]

Q.= How awesome are they?

A.= So awesome.

[Em Blackleaf]

Oh...Em...My fear of you stems from a silly image I have of you, perhaps generated by your avi.

I picture an adorable little girl, hands innocently clasped behind her back...trying desperately trying to conceal the serated sword that is twice her size.

As awesome as that sounds, I don't have a huge sword.

[Dr. Bath]

My worst injury? About 5 years ago, I was with some friends in a park and for some reason we ended up throwing fir cones and sticks at each other. But as we all know, it's all fun and games until someone gets a three centimetre thorn through their lip and starts bleeding. The thorn managed to go all the way through my lip, cut the gum, and then bounce out again. I ended up having it super-glued back together in hospital and I still have a scar, albeit a very small one now.

[Mr. Moon]

Moon Called, my future bride! Come over and take care of me! Bring me soup and sammiches! Pleeeeeeeeease!

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Back! Back, you dirty old man! ()

My worst injury was back in grade four, I tripped on the play ground and hit my knee on some gravel-covered cement, hard. The gravel was loged deep in my skin.

I even have a scar.

Yes, I can hear you screaming "You kidding? That's the worst injury that's ever happend to you?" But be nice. I also only have one thumb.

[Exachix]

I have 3 Scars =).

One Mini-Scar.
I was holding an air rifle (firing actually) and had the scope to close to the eye. It made a gash just above-and-to-the-right-of my right eye.

One Small Scar.
I was running around, tripped, and headbutted a radiator. This is a scar in the eyebrow.

One Large Scar.
Chest Scar. From top of where the ribcage is meant to join to the bottom. Dead Center.
From a 12-hour long operation (Arterial Switch) To solve TGA (transposition of the great arteries)

I also have a small 'scar' on my 4th finger, right hand. I dropped a glass and shards cut it there. It's a V-shaped one...

I *think* that's it.

[Raistlin1040]

Worst Injury: I was skiing, and went off a jump. I landed, but started swerving and eventually crashed into a rock. I was OK (No broken bones) but got a big scar on my kneecap.

[Orzel]

My retina detached. I have a scar in my left eye form the surgery to fix it. I have 1 brown eye and 1 zebra eye.

[Bor the Barbarian Monk]

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Back! Back, you dirty old man! ()

Right!

*heads off to shower*

My worst injury was back in grade four, I tripped on the play ground and hit my knee on some gravel-covered cement, hard. The gravel was loged deep in my skin.

I even have a scar.

A scar? After numerous decades of trying to fall up and failing, as well as about a dozen surgeries for various issues, I AM a scar.

Yes, I can hear you screaming "You kidding? That's the worst injury that's ever happend to you?" But be nice. I also only have one thumb.

Are you serious about the thumb? If so...ummm...how do you count to ten? I mean, how'd that happen?

[Madmal]

a 2 mt (aprox.) fall into a concrete floor due to a trip around 3rd year of elementary school. my skull got a crack. my friends said i reminded them of Superman.

now add scars for holding down animals while soemoene else treated them, accidents with bikes, slips offs while trying to rollerblade, that time when i charged at a wall, that other time i managed to walk on a wall, all the times i 've been attacked by an opening door, i'll the times i've come bouncing (or rolling) down some random stairs, when i've slipped on a humid day, when i've into small holes, when i trip with my own shoes, when i've slipped near a pool, all the accidents because i couldn't open my eyes on the water (Though some of them had a nice side ), when picture frames were tossed at me, that time i was almost attacked by seagulls....

edit: oh, and all the times i've hammered my finger (oddly, the SAME one...now it can bend on an unusual way... )

[Mr. Moon]

Are you serious about the thumb? If so...ummm...how do you count to ten? I mean, how'd that happen?

Well, if you're going to be technicle, I have a useless stick where my thumb should be. See, I was born with a muscle missing in my hand, so my thumb is now undevloped and looks a lot like another finger. Only, it won't bend very far, so I can't use it for much.

It does, conveintly, bend enough to let me play video games unhindered. Funny, that.

[Bor the Barbarian Monk]

Ooooh!

I had a friend way back when that was born with deformed legs. The multiple surgeries to correct the problems supposedly made medical history. The fun part was that when they came to her kneecaps, they said, "Meh...she doesn't need these," and basically tossed them away over their collecive shoulders. Thus, she grew up without kneecaps and was able to bend her legs slightly in the wrong direction. It was always a little strange to see.

[Raiser Blade]

Thus, she grew up without kneecaps and was able to bend her legs slightly in the wrong direction. It was always a little strange to see.

You mean like a cow?

[Mr. Moon]

I had a friend way back when that was born with deformed legs. The multiple surgeries to correct the problems supposedly made medical history. The fun part was that when they came to her kneecaps, they said, "Meh...she doesn't need these," and basically tossed them away over their collecive shoulders. Thus, she grew up without kneecaps and was able to bend her legs slightly in the wrong direction. It was always a little strange to see.

Ah, but she can actualy bend them, now can't she? *bends useless stick a little and sighs*

[Bor the Barbarian Monk]

You mean like a cow?

Sorry, Raiser...When I'm looking at a female, I'm not looking at her various physiological aspects and comparing them to bovines. At least, not on a regular basis.

[Raiser Blade]

Well Bor, that was an "udderly" incorrect assumption. I do not compare girls to cows.

[Hoggy]

I ran into my friend when I was 7 and broke my right collar bone. My parents didn't beleive me and I had to sleep on it. They took me to the hospital the next day and that's when everyone else cottoned on to the fact that it really was a funny angle.

[Bor the Barbarian Monk]

Death? Is that you in disguise?

Well, MC...I had a hammertoe. (It's right next to the broken big toe I currently have.) The doc tried to fix it by releasing the tendon under it. While recovering, I reported to some online friends I had three months to live due to a case of "useless toe." (Took a bit to calm them down and realize it was a joke. I've refrained from making similar jokes since then.) Danged thing does nothing anymore. It just wants to lay around in bed, watching TV, tells me to go shopping for it.

But as I've often told my friend Julie, "It could be worse. Could've been a rhino." I mean, picture it. A useless rhino hanging around, taking up space, and...ummm...breaking things when it tries to scratch where it itches. It'd be even worse if your useless finger were a rhino. You'd NEVER get rid of the thing!

[Mr. Moon]

I dunno. A rhino'd make a kick-ass watch-dog.

I can see it now.

"C'mon, hurry!" Hissed Janson as he rooted through the drawers.

"Look, if we don't find it, the boss is gonna kill us!"

"Yeah, I know. Why do Drow always keep their houses so dark, anyway? I can't see anything."

"Well, that chick does do some crazy stuff. Hang on, I'll turn on the light." Jacoby fumbled through the room, eventualy finding a light switch. With a sigh of releife he flipped it on...

...Only to see an angry rhino staring at him.

[SurlySeraph]

Rhinos, deformed thumbs and legs, blah blah blah I HATE EVERYTHING!

Sorry. Just informing you that I'm in a bad mood. For no reason except to vent. Please ignore me, it'll prevent me from getting angrier. Or possibly make me angry enough to destroy reality itself, which would be even better. /complaining

There are worse things than useless rhinos. Useless lumps of radioactive material, for example.

[EmeraldRose]

Wasn't there a whole thread dedicated to worst injuries suffered? I remember seeing this awhile back...*a blatant attempt to re-rail*

Besides, everyone has had some kind of thing happen at some point or other, I'm sure. It'd be wierder if somebody were to pop in and say "Nope, never had any kind of bruise, break, fall, scar, or accident of any kind" and actually mean it.

Unless it's the whole people reading this as the Surgery Restrained thread....