SweetRein's Sugary Restrained Random Banter #89

[Castaras]

*taps on shoulder*

Howabouts having one of my pies to add to your collection?
They're made with real poison! Extra poison for you! =P
*offers pie*

[Skippy]

OMG Cassie's pies! Run away!

[Rawhide]

You know, I could really do with a pi.

[Castaras]

Here ya are Rawhide.

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@Skippy - *innocent eyes* Now why should people run away?

[Hannes]

*accepts* *tries*

Too bad the internetz doesn't carry stimuli for the tasting nerves.

[Rawhide]

Here ya are Rawhide.

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@Skippy - *innocent eyes* Now why should people run away?

I prefer: http://pi.ytmnd.com/

[Castaras]

Howabouts having one of my pies to add to your collection?
They're made with real poison! Extra poison for you! =P
*offers pie*

Congratulations! You have just been fooled into eating one of Cassie's Poisoned Pies!

[Serpentine]

Ooo poisonberry pie! My D&D character's favourite!
Kariana eats.
Kariana remembers she's no longer a dwarf.
Kariana remembers she is, in fact, an elf.
Kariana dies.

[Hannes]

Congratulations! You have just been fooled into eating one of Cassie's Poisoned Pies!

I am now sad. Really.

EDIT: I brought antidote! -ingests dark chocolate with cherry bits-

[Exachix]

Here ya are Rawhide.

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@Skippy - *innocent eyes* Now why should people run away?

I prefer .... Can I have one of them?

[Castaras]

I prefer .... Can I have one of them?

*gives one of those weird twirly maths symboly things*

@ Serpy/Kariana - *resurrects* Because I'm kind like that.

@ Hannes - *shrugs* Gotta be be careful when accepting pies off half-drow

[Reinboom]

I am now sad. Really.

EDIT: I brought antidote! -ingests dark chocolate with cherry bits-

*consoles the mouse* please don't be blue... just to let y'know, there's kitties who care.
*provides more dark chocolate*


Also, I'm rather fond of this pi:

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Poe, E.
Near a Raven

Midnights so dreary, tired and weary.
Silently pondering volumes extolling all by-now obsolete lore.
During my rather long nap - the weirdest tap!
An ominous vibrating sound disturbing my chamber's antedoor.
"This", I whispered quietly, "I ignore".

Perfectly, the intellect remembers: the ghostly fires, a glittering ember.
Inflamed by lightning's outbursts, windows cast penumbras upon this floor.
Sorrowful, as one mistreated, unhappy thoughts I heeded:
That inimitable lesson in elegance - Lenore -
Is delighting, exciting...nevermore.

Ominously, curtains parted (my serenity outsmarted),
And fear overcame my being - the fear of "forevermore".
Fearful foreboding abided, selfish sentiment confided,
As I said, "Methinks mysterious traveler knocks afore.
A man is visiting, of age threescore."

Taking little time, briskly addressing something: "Sir," (robustly)
"Tell what source originates clamorous noise afore?
Disturbing sleep unkindly, is it you a-tapping, so slyly?
Why, devil incarnate!--" Here completely unveiled I my antedoor--
Just darkness, I ascertained - nothing more.

While surrounded by darkness then, I persevered to clearly comprehend.
I perceived the weirdest dream...of everlasting "nevermores".
Quite, quite, quick nocturnal doubts fled - such relief! - as my intellect said,
(Desiring, imagining still) that perchance the apparition was uttering a whispered "Lenore".
This only, as evermore.

Silently, I reinforced, remaining anxious, quite scared, afraid,
While intrusive tap did then come thrice - O, so stronger than sounded afore.
"Surely" (said silently) "it was the banging, clanging window lattice."
Glancing out, I quaked, upset by horrors hereinbefore,
Perceiving: a "nevermore".

Completely disturbed, I said, "Utter, please, what prevails ahead.
Repose, relief, cessation, or but more dreary 'nevermores'?"
The bird intruded thence - O, irritation ever since! -
Then sat on Pallas' pallid bust, watching me (I sat not, therefore),
And stated "nevermores".

Bemused by raven's dissonance, my soul exclaimed, "I seek intelligence;
Explain thy purpose, or soon cease intoning forlorn 'nevermores'!"
"Nevermores", winged corvus proclaimed - thusly was a raven named?
Actually maintain a surname, upon Pluvious seashore?
I heard an oppressive "nevermore".

My sentiments extremely pained, to perceive an utterance so plain,
Most interested, mystified, a meaning I hoped for.
"Surely," said the raven's watcher, "separate discourse is wiser.
Therefore, liberation I'll obtain, retreating heretofore -
Eliminating all the 'nevermores' ".

Still, the detestable raven just remained, unmoving, on sculptured bust.
Always saying "never" (by a red chamber's door).
A poor, tender heartache maven - a sorrowful bird - a raven!
O, I wished thoroughly, forthwith, that he'd fly heretofore.
Still sitting, he recited "nevermores".

The raven's dirge induced alarm - "nevermore" quite wearisome.
I meditated: "Might its utterances summarize of a calamity before?"
O, a sadness was manifest - a sorrowful cry of unrest;
"O," I thought sincerely, "it's a melancholy great - furthermore,
Removing doubt, this explains 'nevermores' ".

Seizing just that moment to sit - closely, carefully, advancing beside it,
Sinking down, intrigued, where velvet cushion lay afore.
A creature, midnight-black, watched there - it studied my soul, unawares.
Wherefore, explanations my insight entreated for.
Silently, I pondered the "nevermores".

"Disentangle, nefarious bird! Disengage - I am disturbed!"
Intently its eye burned, raising the cry within my core.
"That delectable Lenore - whose velvet pillow this was, heretofore,
Departed thence, unsettling my consciousness therefore.
She's returning - that maiden - aye, nevermore."

Since, to me, that thought was madness, I renounced continuing sadness.
Continuing on, I soundly, adamantly forswore:
"Wretch," (addressing blackbird only) "fly swiftly - emancipate me!"
"Respite, respite, detestable raven - and discharge me, I implore!"
A ghostly answer of: "nevermore".

" 'Tis a prophet? Wraith? Strange devil? Or the ultimate evil?"
"Answer, tempter-sent creature!", I inquired, like before.
"Forlorn, though firmly undaunted, with 'nevermores' quite indoctrinated,
Is everything depressing, generating great sorrow evermore?
I am subdued!", I then swore.

In answer, the raven turned - relentless distress it spurned.
"Comfort, surcease, quiet, silence!" - pleaded I for.
"Will my (abusive raven!) sorrows persist unabated?
Nevermore Lenore respondeth?", adamantly I encored.
The appeal was ignored.

"O, satanic inferno's denizen -- go!", I said boldly, standing then.
"Take henceforth loathsome "nevermores" - O, to an ugly Plutonian shore!
Let nary one expression, O bird, remain still here, replacing mirth.
Promptly leave and retreat!", I resolutely swore.
Blackbird's riposte: "nevermore".

So he sitteth, observing always, perching ominously on these doorways.
Squatting on the stony bust so untroubled, O therefore.
Suffering stark raven's conversings, so I am condemned, subserving,
To a nightmare cursed, containing miseries galore.
Thus henceforth, I'll rise (from a darkness, a grave) -- nevermore!

[Serpentine]

@ Serpy/Kariana - *resurrects* Because I'm kind like that.

Wowee, a real live resurrection? None of that Reincarnation rubbish? Hurrah!

[Castaras]

Wowee, a real live resurrection? None of that Reincarnation rubbish? Hurrah!

Took a few cleric levels for the fire elemental and healing abilities.

Healing really helps when you're creating poison.

[Hannes]

I shall go on a quest of whine and more whine to get my mom to give me more chocolate ^^;;;

[Skippy]

Chocolate is worth it. Keep on trying!!

[unstattedCommoner]

Random jokes from other threads:

*detect thoughts*
*page cannot be found*

For convenience, the Thought Transfer Protocol status codes:

200 OK
202 Accepted
203 Non-Authoritative Information
204 No Content

301 Moved Permanently
305 Use Proxy
307 Temporary Redirect

400 Bad Request
401 Unauthorized
402 Payment Required
403 Forbidden
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408 Request Timeout

500 Internal Server Error
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504 Gateway Timeout

[Exachix]

Oh so that's what they are...

*Appends to Error Code Section, under 9~###*

[Charity]

Rooney!

[Soups]

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world.
Those that understand Binary,
And those that don't.

[Skippy]

So true...

I'm excited! Christmas and Halloween are coming! Both in the same day!

[Thes Hunter]

I shall go on a quest of whine and more whine to get my mom to give me more chocolate ^^;;;

Being an adult is great. It means I can drive my car to the store anytime I want, and buy candy.

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world.
Those that understand Binary,
And those that don't.

0101011101101000011000010111010000100000011

[Exachix]

I'd say 11.
Those that understand
Those that type out Binary and then have extra digits.
Those that don't.

=P

[Reinboom]

What[011]...
hmmn

49 20 70 72 65 66 65 72 20 68 65 78 61 64 65 63 69 6d 61 6c 2e 2e 2e

2a 68 75 67 67 6c 65 73 20 61 6e 64 20 63 75 64 64 6c 65 73 20 61 6e 64 20 73 6e 75 67 67 6c 65 73 20 74 68 65 20 66 6f 78 20 72 61 6e 64 6f 6d 6c 79 2a 20 2a 61 6e 64 20 65 76 65 72 79 6f 6e 65 20 65 6c 73 65 20 77 68 6f 20 72 65 61 64 73 20 74 68 69 73 2a

-- Aside.
That's kind of annoying.

And also - as an aside - I have an urge to sing out the equation to pi now...

[Rex Idiotarum]

Being an adult is great. It means I can drive my car to the store anytime I want, and buy candy.

Better yet, a Late teen, I can drive to the store any time I want and have my mom buy candy. Without her knowing at times.

[Exachix]

And also - as an aside - I have an urge to sing out the equation to pi now...

The Equation to pie?

Oh and

KlNudWdnbGVzIHRoZSBDYXQq

[Reinboom]

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/PiFormulas.html

I prefer BBP based formulas specifically for pi:

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/BBP-TypeFormula.html

easier/more fun to calculate.

[bluewind95]

Did someone say "pie"?

[Skippy]

No, we said

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[bluewind95]

That's an awesome image.