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    Default Tasteless Food NPC

    So I swear this was from Order of the Stick, but I cannot get google to cough up the results for me. So I'm really hoping someone here knows what I'm talking about.

    I'm trying to find the page where the Order meets this random NPC who extols the virtue of things that someone unconcerned with story would do, ie sleep on the ground, eat nutritional tasteless food.

    I swear it exists, but the more time I spend trying to find it, the more I feel like I must be making it up in my head.

    Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
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    Default Re: Tasteless Food NPC

    The anti-fluff guy from the Dragon continuity/SSDT.
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    THE SCRYING EYE AT THE END OF STRIP #698 WAS ZZ'DTRI'S (SOURCE)

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    Yeah, it's from one of the Dragon Magazine strips that are reprinted in Snips Snails and Dragon Tales.

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    Specifically the one that ends with Elan eating a few gallons of ice cream sundaes.

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    Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
    Yes we do!

    Quote Originally Posted by Rogar Demonblud View Post
    Specifically the one that ends with Elan eating a few gallons of ice cream sundaes.
    There are no rules for tummy aches!
    Last edited by snowblizz; 2019-09-16 at 06:51 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowblizz View Post
    There are no rules for tummy aches!
    That's what they said about sleeping, and where did that get us?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squire Doodad View Post
    That's what they said about sleeping, and where did that get us?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by D.One View Post
    Familicideville
    o.o

    Not where I was expecting that to go.
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    An explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.

    See my extended signature here! May contain wit, candor, and somewhere from 52 to 8127 walruses.

    Purple is humorous descriptions made up on the fly
    Green is serious talk about hypothetical
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squire Doodad View Post
    o.o

    Not where I was expecting that to go.
    The thing about sleep deprivation is that it can take you Anywhere, or Somewhere, or Nowhere At All.
    Each one of us, alone, is but a drop in the sea
    Our powers pale compared with the great heroes
    Our battles don’t hit theheadlines or shake the earth
    But they are few, can’t be everywhere, and we, many
    So, when the world or universe needs saving, they come
    But when people needs saving, we are the ones to appear
    We're underdogs, but we rise up to the challenge to be heroes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NerdyKris View Post
    Yeah, it's from one of the Dragon Magazine strips that are reprinted in Snips Snails and Dragon Tales.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogar Demonblud View Post
    Specifically the one that ends with Elan eating a few gallons of ice cream sundaes.
    Extra specifically, as in I got out the book to locate it....#356 (which I'm pretty sure is also the issue of Dragon it originally appeared in) titled "It's All About Flavor", not long before the "Edition Wars" series of comics appear.
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    Well, yeah, since Dragon ended it's print run with #359.

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