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    Ettin in the Playground
     
    DrowGuy

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    Default Make Your Own TV Commercial

    In this thread, you can make your own TV commercial with your own originality and just a disclaimer it has nothing to do with noney and profit. It just good old fashion make-believe. Ok, I go first.

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    Orc in the Playground
     
    Imp

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    It slices! It dices! It decapitates your enemies! Come on down and try out Dr. Shank's Vorpal Knife set!

    This cabbage? CUT IN HALF! This pumpkin? CUT IN HALF! This Ravaging Beast Of The Pits Of Chaotic Mayhem? CUT IN HALF!

    Order now and we'll throw in the FLAME BURST option. Now you can cook as you kill!

    This cow? CUT IN HALF! And, it's a nice Medium Well! This Dire Moose? CUT IN HALF! Yay, venison! This Demon of The Pits Of Torment? IT'S IMMUNE TO FIRE, BUT IT'S STILL CUT IN HALF!

    Operators are standing by to respond to your Sending, because this is a fantasy realm and we don't have telephones.
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    Troll in the Playground
     
    Devil

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    Ouroborous Temporal Mailing Services.

    Need it yestarday? Can't wait until tomorrow? Need next week's info, last February?

    Entered Ouroborous Temporal Mailing Services, founded 4578 NE, Liquidated 37 BC, we could have transport you package-to-be to anywhen, last night, guaranteed or we will cancel your order before you place it.
    GNU Terry Pratchett

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    Pixie in the Playground
     
    DruidGirl

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    Default Re: Make Your Own TV Commercial

    Now presenting... Company Inc's patent-pending Stuff! For the low low price of money, we will send you an amount of Stuff, to be determined!
    Order sometime!

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    Orc in the Playground
     
    Imp

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    THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

    Is your refrigerator running?

    If so, please make sure that it has comfortable running shoes that fit and provide appropriate support. Every year, 3-4 refrigerators break down because of inadequate support.

    Thank you.
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