Favorite Quotes

[Leigh]

Heh.

Some of my favorites...
- "Badass." *Puts on crown* "Really badass." ~Xykon
- "I got a jar of dirt!!!" ~ Captain Jack Sparrow
- "Only quitters quit."
- "Powdered sugar is all of the delights of regular sugar... just in an incredibly light and fluffy form!"

[UncleWolf]

"The Legion dies; It does not surrender!"

"We have munitions. We will not surrender." Jean Danjou

[Faceist]

"No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise." - nutty objectivist extraordinaire, Rorschach.

"Most young men are led around by their penises. I know I was." - Michael Balzary

Annnd a serious one. "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain. (I think. "It's standard practise to attribute unknown quotes to Mark Twain", anyway. I think Mark Twain said that.)

[smart thog]

yet another quote


"“I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.”" -Bill Hicks

[smart thog]

"College students are teenagers who can drive" - my dad

[Vizen]

Or something from Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series
1) "My voice gives me super strength!"
2) "Watch out Pegasus; Florence is coming"
3) "Attention Duelists! You guys are not duelsists!"
4) "It's time to duel - in America!"

Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Movie had a few I liked too:

1) "And the plot twist is: Your adopted!"
2) "Joey, why does it hurt when I think?"
3) "Shut up Mokuba"
4) "Look out Kaiba! There's a naked man behind you!"

Though my favorite part was right near the end when this dialogue happened:

Yugi:"And all I know for certain in this world is that theres a strange man living inside my head who tells me to do things"
Yami:"You said it Yugi! Now burn everything! burn it to the ground!"

[Thanatos 51-50]

"If you become Society's Baceria, I will become Society's Lysol" - My Dad, he was speaking to me.

"He who fights monsters might take care, lest he thereby become a monster" - Nietsche

"And when he gets to Heaven,/ To Saint Peter will he tell:
"One more soldier reporting, Sir./ I've served my time in Hell." - I cannot for the life of me, remember

"Every Military Operation involves deception" - Sun Tzu

"The Art of Justice is that of the Thief" - Socrates. Taken horribly out of context.

"A Prince must have no other consideration than the study and perfection of the Art of War." - Machievelli.

[Tholok Razescar]

"One death is a tragedy. A million deaths are a statistic."
- Joseph Stalin

Sadly, it's true.

Beat me to it.

Anyway. I'd probably have to go for:

" A cencus taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans." - Silence of the Lambs.

" All I'm saying is that there was a way we could have killed that thing!"
" I am sorry, we do not have nukes in this (cencored)ing world, Haul." - Splintered Plains.

[smart thog]

"come on gravity, we used to be cool" -Homer simpson, when he fell out of a ski lift

[Silence]

"Holy S---! It's a giant mechanical spider!"

[Cristo Meyers]

"Jodi, who am I? I'm the President of the United States! I always make the impossible, possible!"

-Pres. Wilson, Metal Wolf Chaos

But one of many...dialogue this bad shouldn't feel so good...

[Woff]

Mine:
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
- George Best

“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

“And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that…”

“I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.”

All Eddie Izzard

"Speaking of white supremacist violent types, I was in America recently..."

"God save our gracious Queen: Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected sponges?"

-Bill Bailey

Religion isn't the opium of the people, opium is.
-Anon

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

Anything too stupid to be said is sung.

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.

-All Voltaire

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Albert Einstein

In the long run we are all dead
John Maynard Keynes first Baron of Tilton

I need it for shoes - Dr.Bath

[Dogmantra]

"If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it"

I laugh every time I hear that line (from Weird Al's This is the Life)

[Toastkart]

"I didn't kill him, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him."

"Don't get me cornered, you don't have the trunk space." ~ both Vincent from Collateral

"No Touchy!" ~ Emperor Kuzco from Emperor's New Groove

"I merely chewed in self-defense, but I never swallowed." ~ Draco from Dragonheart

[Copacetic]

" There are ants all over my head, man!"

~Adam Savage.


"If I can pick my frineds, and I can pick my nose, can I pick my friends nose?


~Wise Man


" If I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect, does that mean I am perfect?"

~Wise Man

" I pledge Alliagence, To Qween Frag, and her United State of Hysteria..."

~Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

EDIT: Oh how can I forget this one.


"Parenting is like invading Russia..."

~My Dad, to me.

[Thufir]

The first line of my sig is generally a good quote (Whenever you happen to read it).

[Collin152]

"That's like saying you don't want to walk your turtle because then he won't make you flapjacks."
~Me
Point being that the turtle wouldn't make flapjacks anyways.

[Lady Tialait]

"Do you really think fate turned us into gods so we could refuse these gifts? " - Doctor Doom

[Enlong]

"Holy S---! It's a giant mechanical spider!"

Oh, that reminds me.

Jimminy Christmas! It's a machine!: Milo Thatch Atlantis, the Lost Empire
Others:
Sweet: I'm gonna need you to fill these up (two very big jars)
Milo: *spittake* With WHAT?

Mole: You have disturbed the dirt.

Commander Rourke: I consider myself a patient man, it takes a lot to get under my skin. But congratulations! You just won the solid gold Kewpie Doll!
Fun movie, great quotes

[Ash08]

Live the present as to create a perfect future for oneself
- Lord Menrili de Fralci

[Egiam]

Check my signature.

[Knaight]

"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move.""
—Captain America

Mark Twain actually.

[Hzurr]

“I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.”

All Eddie Izzard

Err...I thought it was "I like my coffee like I like my women. Hot and Strong. With a spoon in them."

(assuming you're quoting from "Dress to Kill")

[Linkavitch]

This one is my brother and my former youth leader. (and it's actually more of a story, rather then a quote.) So, the youth group is on a retreat, and all the kids give the youth leader their order , 'cuz they're at a restaurant. There are a lot of kids, and the order was quite long. Once the order is finished, and the waitress goes to give the cooks the order, my brother leans over to my youth leader and says "You know, when she comes back, you should say, 'I've changed my mind; all we want are Dilly Bars all around!'"

[three08]

Men have called me mad, but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest form of intelligence - whether much that is glorious, whether all that is profound, does not spring from some disease of thought, some mood of mind exalted at the expense of the general intellect.

always liked this one.

[Dirk Kris]

"You're a daisy if ya do." - Doc Holliday, Tombstone

"How do you know she's a witch?"
"She turned me into a newt!"
"...A newt?"
"I...I got better." - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Hope for the best, expect the worst, and don't be surprised by anything in between. - Maya Angelou

"Confucius say crowded elevator smell different to midget." - me!

"Anywhere you go let me go too. Love me - that's all I ask of you." - Phantom of the Opera

[Clerical Error]

"They're trying to kill me," Yossarian told him calmly.
"No one's trying to kill you," Clevinger cried.
"Then why are they shooting at me?" Yossarian asked.
"They're shooting at everyone," Clevinger answered. "They're trying to kill everyone."
"And what difference does that make?"

--- Joseph Heller, Catch-22

[Semidi]

"Those who dream by day are cognizant of things that escape those who only dream by night. " - Poe

"It is the most blameworthy ignorance to believe that one knows what one does not know." - Plato

"In the Olympic Games it is not the most beautiful and the strongest that are crowned but those who compete [...], so those who act win, and rightly win, the noble and good things in life." - Aristotle

"If it can be said, it can be said simply," - Wittgenstein

"To love one's self is the beginning of a life-long romance." - Oscar Wilde

[Dumbledore lives]

Just a few
Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.
-Ben Franklin
Love is a perky little elf who will first dance a merry jig and then shoot you with a machine gun.
-Matt Groening
Politics is the most accurate word in the English language- "poli" means "many," and ticks are small bloodsucking insects.

If "pro" is the opposite of "con," is congress the opposite of progress?
Don't know who the last one was from.

"I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili"
Last words of Kit Carson, Pionner

[llamamushroom]

"Does that mean it's wrong for a woman like me to exist? Because it might bring harm to Musashi?"
- Otsu, Musashi Eiji Yoshikawa

"You'll find, my friend, that in the gutters of this floating world, much of the trash consists of fallen flowers."
- Akakabe Yasoma, Musashi Eiji Yoshikawa

I absolutely love the second one, even though, at the time, Yasoma is talking about how many of the thickly-painted women-of-ill-repute in Osaka used to be concubines of now-dead daimyo.

Then the Heir Apparent His Augustness Truly-Conqueror-I-Conquer-Conquering-Swift-Heavenly-Great-Great-Ears replied, saying: "While I have been getting ready to descend, there has been born [to me] a child whose name is His Augustness Heaven-Plenty-Earth-Plenty-Heaven's-Sun-Height-Prince-Rice-ear-Ruddy-Plenty..."
- Vol. I Sect XXXIII, The Kojiki: Records of Ancient Matters Basil Hall Chamberlain

A not unblack dog chased a not unsmall rabbit across a not ungreen field.
- Language and Politics George Orwell

Finally, this is one that Zoot will kill me for stealing, but it is awesome. Seriously, how can you not love your dad?

-Context- Zoot is staying up way too late on the computer

"I believe in the freedom of choice: you can choose to do as I ask, or you may suffer."
- Zoot's Dad