Favorite Quotes

[Eldariel]

Everything from YTAS. Everything. "We are going to do duel with Ancient Egyptian Laser Beams"; "Poor Yorick. I knew him, in America!"; "Limeyman to the rescue"; "Now Zombie-boy here is going to sing the American National Anthem!" - "Brains brains brains brains brains!" - "He has the voice of a zombie angel."; "Foolish fools! There are no women in Yu-Gi-Oh! There are only extremely girly men, and I am the girliest of them all!" - "Keep telling yourself that."; "Screw the rules, I have money!"; "Kaiba. If you really wish to know, talk to the hand!"; "I killed a gay clown for Ra's sake."; "Mako is a freaky fishguy!"; "Oh my god, a giant rock! It's a rock and it's giant!"; "My voice gives me super strength! But it also helps that I'm wearing a suit of armor."; "Damnit, I knew those childgrabbing classes were a waste of time!"; "What a digital dummy!"

and just about every other line in the show. And I didn't format those rationally since if you've seen the series, you don't need me telling you what's funny in it and if you haven't, get going!

[seraphimovic]

"we can't stop here. this is bat country"
johnny depp in fear and loathing in las vegas. awesome movie.

"in my mind i see a pony with little legs and a tiny minuscule mustache, running towards me, barking like a dog. and i say: hey pony. that's the wrong noise you're making. wrong noise. why?"
corky and the juice pigs-remember

[Thufir]

Smart Thog posted this back on page 2:

" Fashion is something so hideous, that we must change it every six months."

It's Oscar Wilde. Just thought I'd let you know.

"We have done the impossible and that makes us mighty."
Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly

"That's a tall order."
"Perhaps. But where is it written that all our dreams must be small ones?"
Captain Lochley and Byron, Babylon 5

"Tho' much is taken, much abides, and tho'
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."
Tennyson

"You can't act death. The fact of it has nothing to do with seeing it happen - it's not gasps and blood and falling about - that isn't what makes it death. It's just a man failing to reappear, that's all - now you see him, now you don't, that's the only thing that's real: here one minute and gone the next and never coming back - an exit, unobtrusive and unannounced, a disappearance gathering weight as it goes on until finally, it is heavy with death."
Guildenstern, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

"Now I don't lightly use words like forever;
But I will love you 'til the end of today.
And in the morning when I remember everything that you are,
Well you know I'll fall for you over again."
David Ford

[smart thog]

Whoa your right. Its been ages since page two. I wonder if something like this should be stickied.

[Phae Nymna]

"He who fights monsters must take care lest he become a monster. When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

[Desidus]

Una salus victus nullam sperare salutem. - The one hope of the doomed is not to hope for safety. - Virgil, Aeneid

Beware the fury of a patient man - John Dryden

What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you love that counts. - father guy in "The Last Kiss"

[Parvum]

"Tiny people are so hilarious when they get angry."
-Name and address withheld for internet anonimity. Anonomoty. Animinomoty. ...Not-knowing-real-name-ness.

[Phase]

"SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"
-The Tick

"An object at rest CANNOT BE STOPPED!"
-The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight

EDIT: Y'know what? Pretty much everything that guy says...

"So he says to me, 'You wanna be a baaaaad guy?' And I say yeah, baby! I wanna be bad! I SAYS, SURF'S UP SPACE PONIES! I'M MAKING GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS! Aaaaaa-hahahahaha!"

"And so he says, 'I don't like the cut of your jib.' And I go I says, IT'S THE ONLY JIB I GOT, BABY!"

"He says to me, he says to me, 'Baby I'm TIRED of workin' for the MAN!' I says, I says, WHY DON'T YOU BLOW HIM TO BITS?"

"I-I-I just, uh, I just uh, wanted to use the uh, heh, ah-AND SO HE SAYS, EVIL'S OKAY IN MY BOOK, WHAT ABOUT YOURS? AND I GO YEAH BABY YEAH! YEAH! I... I... uh, just wanted to, uh, wash my hands."

"Yeah? Keep playing with fire, superpants! You don't know how much fire you're playing with! Aaaaaa-hahahahaha!"

[Headless_Ninja]

"I got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you!" - Brendan Frye to a group of drug addicts that were about to jump him, Brick

[Tiffanie Lirle]

Every generation laughs at the old fashions,
but religiously follows the new.

-Henry David Thoreau

P.l.u.r
Peace, love, unity and respect

-DJ Frankie Bones

[_Zoot_]

"PLEASE PASE THE POTATOS!"- Rincewind

"FOR PONY!"-Richard

"Wait a minuet, Friday doesn’t start with a ‘T’..."-me

[Player_Zero]

"SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"
-The Tick

+Other The Tick quotes.

Well this is disappointing.

Truely only a genius could understand the brilliance that is The Tick.

Anywho, whosaboot:

Don't look behind door number two, Monty. It's time to play End of the Line My Valentine. Gerdooronroni rooh!!!

You check in, but you don't check out.

Bah-weep-grah-weep-ninny-bong?
Bah-weep-grah-weep-ninny-bong!

Eric Idle-ed!

[Kyrian]

I had one that I was talking to my fiancee about last night...but I forgot it...

Here's a conversation I do remember from Undercover Brother though:

"Give me one good reason I shouldn't fire your black ass?!"
"Because...I...don't...work...for...you?"
"...SHUT UP!"

[smart thog]

Beware the fury of a patient man - John Dryden

That reminds me of another quote

"You won't like me when I'm angry" - Dr. Bruce Banner.

[Penguinsushi]

I've been on a RvB kick lately.

*said maniacally*
"And now i make escape, never to be seen again! Unless i want to be seen! And in that case, if i see you before you see me... ...look out..."

~O'Malley

~PS

[Mouse Anderson]

[I]"Now god be thanked that all has not been in vain! See! The snow is not more stainlees than her forehead! The curse has passed away!"[I]
And, to our bitter grief, with a smile and in silence, he died, a gallant gentleman.
Bram Stoker, Dracula
Don't know why but this one always meant alot to me..

[Raewyn]

YTAS love

You forgot the best quote ever!

“Time for a trip to the Recycle Bin, Phantom. And then, once you’re in the Recycle Bin, I’m going to right-click on it and select ‘Empty Recycle Bin’ because, otherwise, you would just be taking up unnecessary space. In other words, I’m going to kill you.”

-Seto Kaiba (not really, but that's what he *should* have said)

But seriously, mucho <3 for all things YTAS. *runs off to watch an episode or five*

[Kyrian]

I remembered the one I wanted to put on here yesterday!

It's from The Golden Child

"Is that a bed?"

^-^ Of course, you'll have to have seen the movie to understand it's context and get the sarcastic tone Eddie Murphy says it in.

[Agamid]

My new favourite quote was made by my dad, who is a vet, when we were watching the Nelson Mandella birthday concert. He's referring to Amy Winehouse.

"Wow, I've put down better looking animals than her..."

Made me laugh so hard. But seriously, it doesn't matter how many times she says 'no, no, no', that girl needs to be put in rehab.

[Dallas-Dakota]

I remembered the one I wanted to put on here yesterday!

It's from The Golden Child

"Is that a bed?"

^-^ Of course, you'll have to have seen the movie to understand it's context and get the sarcastic tone Eddie Murphy says it in.

I've seen it and remember it, awesome indeed.

[Purple Cloak]

Well i've got a few, the first i'll just put my favorate of the 13 from that bossfight, probably due to lazyness.....

"When man devours of the fruit of knowlege he sealed his fate...
entrusting his hope to the cards man clings to a dim hope,
yet the arcana is the means by which all is revealed.
Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end.
It matters not who you are, death awaits you."
'Nyx' Persona 3.

"Kings don't get murdered, they get assassanated,
a king wouldn't be seen dead getting murdered!"
'Death' Mort, Diskworld book 4.

"Fancy skirt, $20, Bottle of super hair gel, $10
Coming back from the dead and scaring the (blank)
out of a room full of people, Priceless"
Kingdom Hearts:chain of memories LP by 'mistaya'.

"Bullying is Wrong, Crushing peoples minds with magical powers is A-ok"
Yu-gi-oh the abridged series.

"the same way we do anything in this movie, using childrens playing cards!"
Yu-gi-oh the abridged movie.

"Bravery, stupidity, their the same thing realy"

"It's times like this i realy wish i had a baseball bat"

"it sounds like a potato sack full of children being beaten to death by another potatosack full of children!"
Legend of zelda the abridged series. (I'm not kidding!)


"Oh its not that bad, at least he didn't point out that that the optimum way to eat thos children is to boil them for exactly 23 minites at 46 degrees with a sprig of mint"
Myself, the looks I got were helarious.

"Ok i'm worried now and why does it sound like your speacking from experiance?"
I don't know his name but this was in refrence to the comment above.

"Hey look, home delivery!"
Myself again, in refrence to the two points above.


Ok I think i'm tapped for now.

[Logalmier]

"Knowledge is half the battle, the other half is hitting stuff with big sticks."

[itsmeyouidiot]

These are a couple of quotes from Oscar Wilde, some old dude from the 19th century...

Uncyclopedia's way ahead of you on that.

[TwoBitWriter]

Maj. Werner Pluskat: [on the phone again] "You know those five thousand ships you say the Allies haven't got? Well, they've got them! "

From the Longest Day when the allied invasion fleet was first spotted and the shelling had commenced. The line was spoken in German, but I could never find it in German. My German is not quite proficient enough to provide an adequate translation.

I love that part of the movie!

[Agamid]

One of the guys i role-play with is a constant source of fantastic quotes, last night at our friend's party he gave us this little gem:

"Sometimes i sleep with a mirror so that i can spoon myself."

it still makes me chuckle.

- he's also responsible for the quote in my sig.

[Thufir]

I just remembered an excellent discworld quote:

HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.
Death, Hogfather

[Mr. Mud]

The Peon in WC3:It's not easy bein' green.

An eye for an eye makes the world blind; so I figured if I was a pirate, I'd have a big head-start.

[InABanana]

To lose a parent is very sad, to lose them both is damn right careless. -Oscar Wilde

I can resist anything except temptation,- Oscar Wilde

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.-Oscar Wilde

[Eldred]

"Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"
Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly

"Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in ruddin' command."
Jayne Cobb, Firefly

And many, many more Firefly quotes. I love that show

A quote I created in my first book:
"The man who loves you is not the one who wants you. He is the one who would give up all he has, even his love for you, just to see you smile again."

And a random quote that I like from a poster:
"What's popular is not always right; what's right is not always popular."

[zeratul]

It gladdens me to know that Balder’s father makes ready the benches for a banquet. Soon we shall be drinking ale from the curved horns. The champion who comes into Odin’s dwelling does not lament his death. I shall not enter his hall with words of fear upon my lips. The Æsir will welcome me. Death comes without lamenting… Eager am I to depart. The Dísir summon me home, those whom Odin sends for me from the halls of the Lord of Hosts. Gladly shall I drink ale in the high-seat with the Æsir. The days of my life are ended. I laugh as I die. ~ Last words of Ragnar Lodbrok