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    AMEN, Godmodding and Good Hating since, well, the last thread. - Rex Idiotarum
    AMEN III: Revenge of the Munchkins - Rex Idiotarum
    AMEN IV: Return of the Pogo - Rex Idiotarum
    AMEN V: Rise of the Magtoks/Maggots - Rex Idiotarum
    AMEN VI: The Secret of Saurous Rock - Lord Magtok
    AMEN 007: Casino Ratavo - Saurous [Thread mysteriously missing]
    AMEN VIII: The REAL one! - Fus.Weapon 1337
    Amen IX: They just wouldn't stay away! - Korith
    AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu - Castaras
    AMEN XI: Raiders of the Lost Pie - PirateMonk
    AMEN XII: Now pretty much equivalent to Final Fantasy! - Castaras
    Amen XIII: Thread 1408 - Vespe Ratavo
    AMEN XIV: A Growing Industry - PirateMonk
    AMEN XV: Up to Eleven Days a Week- Vespe Ratavo.
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    Wanting to join? Simple:-

    1. Wander aimlessly in.
    2. Poke one of the current members until they hand you the paperwork.
    3. If the aforementioned current member you poke kills you rather than hands you the paperwork, then repeat step 2.
    4. Sign the mountain of paperwork, preferably in your own blood, although anyone's blood will do.
    5. Prepare to have had your non-existant soul to have been sold to whoever gave you the legalese.
    6. Congratulations! You're now an offical AMENite! Do random stuff! Kill people! Make things explode!


    And if you're just visiting, then please do not leave muddy footprints in the base. All those who visit should be aware that AMEN take no responsibility whatsoever for any torture/evil practises/death that may occur to the individual visiting. Honest.
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    "My player is too embarrassed to show her face but she wishes to know how to make an AMEN thread. She also says she can do others, but not one where you need same stuff in the first post."

    And sets then she off fireworks. "Mmm, sulphur and pretty sights."

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    Quote the first post, copy the code in between the tags, and paste them into a new thread.

    And that reminds me...I should add a link to the last thread...
    "I'm just going on motive and opportunity here and the fact that if the earth got swallowed by a black hole, I'd look suspiciously in your direction first."
    ~ Timberwolf

    "I blame Castaras. You know... In general."
    ~ KuReshtin

    "Castaras - An absolutely adorable facade that hides a truly ruthless streak."
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    *pof*
    a slightly damp explosion reveals Dr. Bath, returned from whatever nether dimesion he has been hiding in for however long.

    "Greetings, old chaps! How are things in this stalwart bastion of evil and idiocy? How's Corpse boy? And that elf, whajamathingy..." Dr. Bath waves his hand vaguely in the air. "Anyhow, still the same as always, eh?"

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    "The creator of my absolutely amazing MedusaCat is here? Good." Curly hugs Dr. Bath and then procees to pour acid over his head. "And I don't take kindly to being a living statue."

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    Vespe hugs the acid-washed Dr. Bath.
    Welcome back.

    Vespe walks over to a large board that says "DA TOWN."
    I have an idea. Let's stage a benefit concert in the Town. Benefiting us, of course.

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    "It's a good thing I'm an alkaline based life form," says Bath as the acid hisses and lets off shards of salt all over the room. "Now, if you really wanted to hurt me, you'll have to try a bit harder." However, Dr. Bath's left arm has reacted away.

    "Curses."

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    So, how does one become a member of AMEN?
    Is it simply being evil and barging into the thread? Cause I can do that.
    *puts on his evil hat*
    "See, I'm evil already!"
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    Yeah, that's pretty much it. Aside from all the paperwork.
    Vespe tosses MrEdwardNigma a large stack of paperwork written in legalese.

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    Default Re: AMEN XVII: <insert witty title here>

    Yeah, thereabouts.
    Then you go deal with all the paperwork we attack you with.


    Castaras summons a massive pile of untranslateable legalese on MrEwardNigma.

    Sign in blood. Preferably your own.


    Castaras grins at Vespe's Simu.

    Twice the paperwork for this new person to sign. Fun.
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    "I'm just going on motive and opportunity here and the fact that if the earth got swallowed by a black hole, I'd look suspiciously in your direction first."
    ~ Timberwolf

    "I blame Castaras. You know... In general."
    ~ KuReshtin

    "Castaras - An absolutely adorable facade that hides a truly ruthless streak."
    ~ The Succubus

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    Nigma may find himself completely drowning in yet more paper work. "Eh, you guys never give them enough any way."
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    The wizard looks slightly baffled at all the paperwork, and then incinerates it.
    "Well, that was cleared up fast, wasn't it? Does this gig come with a dental plan anyways?""
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    "Yes, but only for people who sign the forms."
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    As the paperwork is incinerated, more appears to take it's place. So he's still drowning in paperwork until he decides to try sign it.

    Castaras sits on one of the random sofas, smirking.
    "I'm just going on motive and opportunity here and the fact that if the earth got swallowed by a black hole, I'd look suspiciously in your direction first."
    ~ Timberwolf

    "I blame Castaras. You know... In general."
    ~ KuReshtin

    "Castaras - An absolutely adorable facade that hides a truly ruthless streak."
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    AMEN has all sorts of insurance, from cloning to medical to health to automobile to hovercraft and many more.

    It's how the organization stays so wealthy, you see.

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    "My dear fellow, it is usually best to just get all this.....unpleasantness out of the way," says Dr. Bath standing over the paperwork, dripping slightly.

    "Now, where can I get a new arm around here?"
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    Thata way.

    Castaras points over there.
    "I'm just going on motive and opportunity here and the fact that if the earth got swallowed by a black hole, I'd look suspiciously in your direction first."
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    "I blame Castaras. You know... In general."
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    "Maggie's been out for a while so you can probably get one from a) a clone then destroying the one-armed clone or b) just taking an arm from somewhere in the lab. A mad scientist is very useful."

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    Aeon looks over at the deadtimed Maur and shrugs, waiting for him to be back online.
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    Real life doesn’t happen, it surprises you like a trap of a CR way above your level.

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    "Very well then. Anything for a proper dental plan" says MrEdwardNigma, and he starts filling out the forms, frequently cursing under his breath.
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    A giant flaming tentacle tries to hit Aeon while they wait.
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    "No, I don't trust that infernal contraption. Nor his 'science'. I shall forge my own, using the darkest materials known in the multiverse, in order to create the greatest arm in all existance! Mwahahahahahahahaha*cough*hahaha!"

    Dr. Bath wanders off into the corner where his old bath is gathering dust. He jumps head first into the water and disappears.

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    Aeon dodges it, and swipes his FrostFire sword at it.
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    A puppy walks into the room and ****s all over the paperwork that mr.EdwardNigma has already done.
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    MrEdwardNigma curses loudly and then goes off to slowly boil some random puppies in retribution.
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    Castaras sighs and Prestidigitationises the paperwork. She then suddenly disappears as her player collapses on her keyboard, snoring softly.
    "I'm just going on motive and opportunity here and the fact that if the earth got swallowed by a black hole, I'd look suspiciously in your direction first."
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    The tentacle dodges, but still gets a sizable chunk torn out of it.
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    Dragonprime the infrequent poster is back. *kicks a puppy to celebrate* It also appears that the trophy case needs to have my Fighter award added.
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    Thread 17... Wow.
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