Avatar Battle Royale V: Salmon and his Lackeys

[JasonDoomsblade]

In fact, all it said was that this thread will be about Salmon and his lackeys, whoever they are.

Salmons Lackeys are pretty much whoever is on Salmons Team. The funny part of it is the fact that their leader is a fish. (I think that's the funny bit)

Also, I'm just throwing this out there but, does anyone want a realistic avatar right now?

[boomwolf]

Well, it will be funny to see Gordon solo in the citadel...right?

Everyone in Salmon's team is his lackey....

I'm on team salmon but I am not taking orders from him.
The reason I follow salmon is the reason richard does not leave cale alone in "looking for party", boredom mostly.
If I figure that I can kill more plotgoblins by leaving his team I will.

[onasuma]

I think you mean "looking for group"

[Mad Mask]

Also, I'm just throwing this out there but, does anyone want a realistic avatar right now?

I want one !

Be sure to use my current avatar:

And don't forget the mask outlines.

And for reference, the one-eyed clyclop freak with a white suit is Baron-One-Eye, and my current avatar (the one above) is Mad Mask.

[Lyinginbedmon]

Okay, well firstly let's cut the thread title back a bit to Avatar Battle Royale V, in keeping with the other threads where the entire full title is in the first post only.

Secondly, I'm not sure anyone is noticing this, so here it is again:

The Battle of Engineering

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[Vulion]

Hey, Mechafox, since your in charge of the archive, I think, could you make that comic where your hat eats me canon? Cause I have an idea for a comic.

It's gonna explain how I got a new look. The look is based off of this sketch I did today after class:

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[Emperor Ing]

wow! 4 pages?! Impressive.

[Squark]

Obligitory placeholder until my comic is finished... Threeshades, Nameless, ... Crab-person, don't start any comics. Actually, Nameless, you just lost your mobility. And you have a disciplinary hearing in five years... What? Do you have any idea how busy these people's schedules are? (Don't try to escape. You'll be found guilty instantly. And the sentence could be VERY High. You might get parole for good behavior, though. So be nice to your jailor).


EDIT: I have decided to add in the script, to stop you from wondering what happened. Also, since I am so bad with Paint, I'll be using the script format anyway.


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Nameless: Who are you? And where'd my scythe go?
Kheal: Your scythe has been taken from you as part of your punishment.
Nameless: What punishment?
Kheal: Your punishment for neglecting your duties as death. And now for the other part. *ahem* By the power vested in me by the COO, you are here by arrested for neglicance of duty. Your hearing by the ILDG* will be held in five years time. ENFORCER OF DEATH SALIENT DIVINE ABILITY!
Nameless: Wow. That's a mo-

*PANEL CHANGE*

Kheal's Scythe: -uthful. Wait. Why am I in a scythe.
Kheal: You have been imprisoned within my scythe until the time of your hearing. Do not attempt to escape or I will be enforced to request COO intervention.
Nameless (In Kheal's scythe, if you didn't figure out): COO?
Kheal: Council Of Overgods. I will send a minor grunt in to assist your companions in your stead. Meanwhile, my companion, Squark, god of *spoilered!* will enlighten your companions of your situation. Until further notice, I am now the Lord of Death in this Realm.
Squark: And then... VACATION!!!!
Kheal: You're a god, stop acting like a kid.
Squark: Hey, you get a Vacation every time you develop a twitch! This is my first one in... EVER!
Kheal: Blarg. Well, I'm off to get this guy's job in order.


NOTE1: Nameless, the grunt sent looks just like you, but shorter (Half-hight) and can only kill people with spells and a cool scythe special attack called reaping. Name it whatever you will once I get the next 2 comics finished.

NOTE2: Threeshades, Crab-person, I need to do the next two comics. Then I'll leave, and send you back to your fortress.

TEMPORARY NOTICE: Until I get a photobucket account, this comic is going to stay in my hard drive... sorry. I'm off to register now.

[Askaris]

As my introduction bit came near the end of the previous thread, as well as it not being quite finished, here's the full thing.

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[Emperor Ing]

Aww no fair! take off the frickin plot armor!

[Emperor Ing]

Sorry for doubleposting, but i got another kill in.

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[Askaris]

They're video game NPC grunts. You seriously expect them to be able to shoot straight?



(Also, I'll probably get shot soon-ish, to prevent the whole "I am a PC, thus I can't get hurt" thing coming into play.)

[Vulion]

Woot! Here's the newer version of my basic avatar!

[Nameless]

Obligitory placeholder until my comic is finished... Threeshades, Nameless, ... Crab-person, don't start any comics. Actually, Nameless, you just lost your mobility. And you have a disciplinary hearing in five years... What? Do you have any idea how busy these people's schedules are? (Don't try to escape. You'll be found guilty instantly. And the sentence could be VERY High. You might get parole for good behavior, though. So be nice to your jailor).

Ooooowwwww

[onasuma]

[Lyinginbedmon]

Yes, but when she did it, it didn't eliminate an entire plot element

That, and she's basically the exact same magic that composes the Seen Servants (Since she is one, albeit more powerful than most), so her Dispel check is easily capable of dispelling one. But lets not get into that argument again.

[FireDrake]

This post is mainly at Lavidor but it might be interesting to others too.

It turns out that I have a brother in ABR World, i.e. my real brother in this world, and he wants to join in too. So, here goes:

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How's that for a big fake family.

[Squark]

Oh, and couls someone get me a link to a better art software? One that is still free, but is a bit more... user friendly?

[BRC]

Okay, well firstly let's cut the thread title back a bit to Avatar Battle Royale V, in keeping with the other threads where the entire full title is in the first post only.

Secondly, I'm not sure anyone is noticing this, so here it is again:

The Battle of Engineering

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Expect my reply as soon as I have time to get it done *panics about homework*
Needless to say, I'm not going to let you get away with taking down the revolution that easily.

[Vulion]

Here's me inside the hat if you guy decide to make the hat eating me canon.

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Apparently, Mechafox has a lot more in that hat then we previously thought.

[Squark]

Here we are... Let's hope this works...

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SCRIPT:

*POP*
Nameless: Who are you? And where'd my scythe go?
Kheal: Your scythe has been taken from you as part of your punishment.
Nameless: What punishment?
Kheal: Your punishment for neglecting your duties as death. And now for the other part. *ahem* By the power vested in me by the COO, you are here by arrested for neglicance of duty. Your hearing by the ILDG* will be held in five years time. ENFORCER OF DEATH SALIENT DIVINE ABILITY!
Nameless: Wow. That's a mo-

*PANEL CHANGE*

Kheal's Scythe: -uthful. Wait. Why am I in a scythe.
Kheal: You have been imprisoned within my scythe until the time of your hearing. Do not attempt to escape or I will be enforced to request COO intervention.
Nameless (In Kheal's scythe, if you didn't figure out): COO?
Kheal: Council Of Overgods. I will send a minor grunt in to assist your companions in your stead. Meanwhile, my companion, Squark, god of *spoilered!* will enlighten your companions of your situation. Until further notice, I am now the Lord of Death in this Realm.
Squark: And then... VACATION!!!!
Kheal: You're a god, stop acting like a kid.
Squark: Hey, you get a Vacation every time you develop a twitch! This is my first one in... EVER!
Kheal: Blarg. Well, I'm off to get this guy's job in order.

*Interuniversal League of Death Gods.

EDIT: GOT IT! And on the second try, no less!
EDIT2: Kheal is the friend I mentioned. I hope he doesn't mind me temporarily inserting him. I phoned him (We've been friends since before I (And probably him) had ever used the internet) and he should at least post a complaint about how badly he's drawn.

[Forrestfire]

here is another comic:

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[boomwolf]

Sorry for doubleposting, but i got another kill in.

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Totally non cannon because:

1-You are not at the same place as us.

2-You are not a plotgoblin so i have no reason to fight you. (or even notice you are there.)

3-I am not a sorcerer. (OK, not ONLY a sorcerer. i have some prestige classes for kicks. and by some i mean dozens. I wont bother making my char list as it will make no sense.)

[Fawkes]

Here's me inside the hat if you guy decide to make the hat eating me canon.

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Apparently, Mechafox has a lot more in that hat then we previously thought.

Oh, if only you knew. Let me do the next "Inside the Hat" comic.

@Boomwolf: Rand's comics are NEVER canon. Except for one where he was fighting plotgoblins, I think.

[BRC]

Totally non cannon because:

1-You are not at the same place as us.

2-You are not a plotgoblin so i have no reason to fight you. (or even notice you are there.)

3-I am not a sorcerer. (OK, not ONLY a sorcerer. i have some prestige classes for kicks. and by some i mean dozens. I wont bother making my char list as it will make no sense.)

Rand still does Classic ABR, none of this plot buisness, just random killing.

[Lyinginbedmon]

Something quickly done here

Right, that's my Inkscape experimentary done for the day, I should be heading to sleep now

[Squark]

Yay! Part Two!

Would someone PLEASE get me that link I asked for (Do you have to buy Inkscape? Otherwise that would do.)





SCRIPT:

Kheal: Well, see ya.
Squark: Bye.
Kheal: PLANESHIFT!


NOTE: Kheal and Squark, like their real life counterparts, are friends. Nothing more. And male. Well, Kheal technicly is genderless due to a lack of any ... use your imagination. (They're composed of... Not bones. So therefore, Kheal, as a skeleton, doesn't have any)

[Lyinginbedmon]

http://www.inkscape.org
It's free, though it takes some getting-used-to

[Squark]

I can't even use paint. So it may take a while...

[yoshi927]

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Introduction, part 3

Actually, I use Illustrator. I had a copy of it lying around for some reason. I'm not sure how hard it is compared to Inkscape.

Well, while I'm editing, whoever gets what the plotgoblin in panel six is talking about wins a cookie.