Failing Saves

[Almighty Salmon]

Err.. The Halfling has bad grammar? Because he didn't get a proper education?

Do I have to get Undertaker to make an entire Backstory for the Halfling guard to please you? Because he'll do it! He's crazy!

[Lyinginbedmon]

<- English! Obey! Ignore grammar in favour of comedy!

[Undertaker798]

Generic_Halfling_Guard#41 was raised by his grandfather because his parents had died in a tragic accident. HARR. I kid, I kid. I see too many of those on DDO. Always reminds me of this: http://ddo1liners.co.uk/archives/155.htm

[Omicroncubed]

''Listen buddy, we're really short on supplies'' was the best part! Wonderfull job again, as always

[Rat_Summoner]

Nice. And I've always felt that a comic is better if it has serious and less serious moments, so the little sidejokes instead of the punchlines at the end feel nicer......9.5/10 so far.....

(For future reference 10/10 cannot be reached without making peoples heads explode from sheer awesome. That is all.)

[Tundar]

I like this, good work!

[topher]

*clap, clap, clap*
*subscribes*
Keep up the good work.

[Surfing HalfOrc]

Someone up in the OotS was cribbing Korul and Delrek's short jokes for Elan to use against Qarr.

This little fan comic is gaining quite a few fans!

[banjo1985]

It's no surprise really. This is the single best fancomic I have ever seen on these boards!

And yes, I do include my own in my calculation

[Undertaker798]

Okay, so the comic is delayed. A LOT. I haven't been able to contact Salmon since Wednesday night, phone line must have collapsed on him or something. ANYWAY. If I can get to talking with him I'll give you all an estimate on the comic. The script is done, but my drawing skills are mighty feeble in comparison to Salmon's.

Sorry again for the delay!

[Simius]

Okay, so the comic is delayed. A LOT. I haven't been able to contact Salmon since Wednesday night, phone line must have collapsed on him or something. ANYWAY. If I can get to talking with him I'll give you all an estimate on the comic. The script is done, but my drawing skills are mighty feeble in comparison to Salmon's.

Sorry again for the delay!

Take it easy, man. You're doing a good job

[Surfing HalfOrc]

Meh... Things happen. At least you guys are telling us in advance, rather than announcing several days/weeks later than the strip will be delayed.

This strip rocks out loud. Keep up the good work.

[Undertaker798]

Thanks for understanding.

I'll sit here and eat this reheated Beef and black bean sauce with Foo Yung rice (Hmm, that's some good eats.) And as soon as Salmon comes online I'll gore him.


P.S. The weather down here in "sunny" Northamptonshire is dismal. And has been meddling with my internet connection all day. Not trying to make TOO many excuses for poor ol' Salmon. But that might have snagged him.


(( V Cheers Lying. I'll topple him like a sack of potatoes. ))

[Lyinginbedmon]

Make sure to Power Attack with that Gore

[Almighty Salmon]

Well crap, I'm sorry.

I've had no internet connection for a few days. We're switching from AOL to virgin media and it's all hell

I've also had to speak to a few doctors, so I havn't had much time on my hands either.

Apologies again, I'll try and draw up a comic this weekend.

[The Bushranger]

Good to know you're still with us.

(And HALO is currently running a special, a free new body for the first Salmon through the door!)

[Surfing HalfOrc]

Thanks for understanding.

I'll sit here and eat this reheated Beef and black bean sauce with Foo Yung rice (Hmm, that's some good eats.) And as soon as Salmon comes online I'll gore him.


P.S. The weather down here in "sunny" Northamptonshire is dismal. And has been meddling with my internet connection all day. Not trying to make TOO many excuses for poor ol' Salmon. But that might have snagged him.


(( V Cheers Lying. I'll topple him like a sack of potatoes. ))

How long has the weather been crappy in Northamptonshire? Without seeming like a stalker, Salmon's last post was Wednesday, the same day you two apparantly last spoke... If the weather knocked out his power/internet Wednesday, he might still be waiting for it to come back on. Explained by Salmon...

I'd assume he has a cell phone (doesn't everyone?), but he might not have a place to charge it.

Still, the strip gets posted when it gets posted. All I would ask is if you two decide to cancel the strip, let us know. Nothing sucks worse than wondering if a favorite will ever come back. Sentimental Horde, anyone?

EDIT: Never mind... Salmon posted while I was typing this...

[Undertaker798]

The triumphant return! Now I can go lie down. All this Chinese food teamed with the panic of upsetting the fan(s) has played havoc with my gut.

[Mr_Saturn]

All this Chinese food teamed with the panic of upsetting the fan(s) has played havoc with my gut.

Its the MSG, good stuff really. Can't get enough of that monosodium glutamate.

MMmMmm.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Saturn, stop eating and start working on your next comic

[Almighty Salmon]

Comic 11!

No Hobos were harmed during the making of this comic. Except one.

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[The Bushranger]

Thwack a hobo, gain a level!

[Squark]

I don't get how that changed his mind.

[banjo1985]

Oh dear, poor hobo...

Remind me not to ask a drow for few pennies

[The Bushranger]

It doesn't seem to be conducive to continued long life and prosperity, no.

[Surfing HalfOrc]

Looking good! A level up for fighting a random encounter, and a plot point!

Rich hasn't included anything from the Underdark, so this will be heading into new and unknown territory.

And at least one of our Drow seems to be Chaotic Evil... ish. Poor defenseless hobo. But hey, a level is a level. Belkar had to spin a tale to go up, but Korul Delrek got his the old fasioned way, by beating the heck out of someone!

(Of course, you posted just AFTER I went to work, so I'm going to have to come back this afternoon to save it to my hard drive at home.)

Edited due to Name Swapping

[Undertaker798]

The hobo was clearly an Evil Outsider. Delrek simply saved the town by smiting him.

Also, I won't be revealing any alignments, as it makes the comic harder to write. But feel free to make a Geekery thread.

Oh and a tiny hint...

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They're not going to be evil.

[Surfing HalfOrc]

The hobo was clearly an Evil Outsider. Delrek simply saved the town by smiting him.

Also, I won't be revealing any alignments, as it makes the comic harder to write. But feel free to make a Geekery thread.

Oh and a tiny hint...

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They're not going to be evil.

I KNEW I had the names reversed! Dang it!

[Almighty Salmon]

Ahem!

An announcment and a sneaky preview for things to come, While in the crypt Delrek and Korul will come across four other PC's. So look forward to some more characters.

Exciting, eh?

[Surfing HalfOrc]

Ahem!

An announcment and a sneaky preview for things to come, While in the crypt Delrek and Korul will come across four other PC's. So look forward to some more characters.

Exciting, eh?

Indeed it is! Right now, we have a spell-slinger and a utility fighter. Will this be the "standard" party of two fighters, one rogue, one cleric, one magic-user and a utility character? (I'm not denigrating that, but that is how many commercial adventures are written. Goodman Games most of all, but that was the old TSR/WotC/Dungeon Magazine semi-policy.)

Or do you have a different mix in mind? Meh... You don't have to say now, I'm willing to wait (especially since you two are suprisingly prompt!).