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    Nexus how can you accuse Lord Fullbladder, ok I admit the crab thing is weird but the man has been a support for me whilst these murders have been a' happenin. Besides I still think that me and Fullbladder can make a small fortune off this crazy religion of his on the new world. Those new-worldians will buy into anything!
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    This is the point where Fullbladder pops up, with a few cautious glances at the ventilation shafts.

    "Worry not of me, Fin. I heard no accusation in his tone. The poor boy is merely suffering from a case of the fullbladders, a most unfortunate disease known to bear the same name as my family. Perhaps he will find solace in Preacher's kindly indoctrinations."

    He then turns his ear to the accusations flying around the ship today.

    "No, I do not believe this Draken fellow is to blame. Even if our exciting and seemingly invincible officer did stop alien activity upon this vessel last night, it does not mean that all his deductions are correct. Rather, I believe the accused is correct in thinking that this is a retributary assault against one of his former prosecutors."

    Having come to the end of his speech and run out of ideas, the Crabist quietly makes his own accusation heard, finally settling on Someonenonotyou, deciding there is something all together odd about him.
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    "Hey! Crab man! don't go feedin' anyone else any of your crab meat. I don't trust anything much that comes from your gob. But I do agree that Draken aten't the one we's lookin' for. That 'McClane' feller could be just tryin' to get 'is own back. 'E might even be some sort of murderin' type. All those phaser slingin' types are the same. Never a thought for the guys that get in there way." Preacher Bath pauses in his rant.

    "Oh right, the bathroom is down the corridoor, on the left. You can't miss it. 'S got signs an' everythin'."

    "Ahem. Right. Where was I? Oh yeah. Them dunder-headed 'heroes'. Like that Y'dian A'iones. He stole countless priceless things. But did 'e get arrested? No. 'Cos 'e 'ad a light-lash an' a blaster. What did the space facists ever do to 'im, eh?"

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    Fullbladder looks at his esteemed counterpart for a few seconds with his mouth shut and his eyes wide.

    "Actually, I'm not entirely sure what you are rambling on about."
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    I'm good at making you fear the unknown. Pwenet is good at making you fear the known, which had been the unknown five minutes before he pushed you off screaming into the abyss.
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    I'm feeling this real hard now.
    Curse you, Pwenet. Curse you.... You had my hopes up there...

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    Seated at a table nearby, Vavaara starts singing a catch of a tune under her breath. "Yo, ho, haul together, hoist the Colors high. Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die..." Humming the rest of the song to herself, she catches sight of Someonenotyou and glares at him.
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    ((Thank goodness somebody around here does their research.))

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    Damn Jontom and his twisting logic that make sense.
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    Nothing personal JX, I just know how completely devious and brilliant you are at these games when you have the time to devote to them.
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    All I'll say is that Jontom is a master at these games ... the blue guy with the spiky teeth can be very persuasive.

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    "Draken is a alient thingy-ma-jig? thats odd" Corax wanders off, looking for some more whisky.
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    Due to the forum instability, I have not been able to get on reliably enough to do a narration.

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    I'm good at making you fear the unknown. Pwenet is good at making you fear the known, which had been the unknown five minutes before he pushed you off screaming into the abyss.
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    I'm feeling this real hard now.
    Curse you, Pwenet. Curse you.... You had my hopes up there...

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    Tonight is a long night in the making.

    Near-universal support turns against Draken, who finds himself backed into a corner. The mob angrily closes in, what gruesome death awaits our hero?!?

    THIS IS THE ACTING CAPTAIN! I AM VERY DRUNK AND SILLY, THUS UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET SPACED, EVERYONE LIMBO!!!

    Whoever screamed out those words is a saint, and everyone agrees that making Draken limbo his way to freedom would crush even his will to live and satisfy the insane acting captain, who is now screaming something about pleasure planets. Thus those that pointed at him grab sticks and whatever else they can find to use to make Draken bend and squirm, who several others keep their weapons trained on Draken.

    Draken makes his way to the first bar, and easily slips underneath. Jamaican music starts playing and he smiles at the ease of it as he goes under another one. This one also is easy, and thus he goes for a third.

    His back makes several loud cracking noises, and wincing in pain, he sits up suddenly.

    Sadly for him, he sat up and rammed his throat into the next thing he was suppose to limbo through.

    Even worse, that thing was a saber that happened to have been hanging on the wall and was oddly razor sharp.

    Thanks to the laws of physics and limboing, Draken’s head goes flying through the air, and lands smack into a HEAD-IN-A-JAR, splashing a few around him.

    Bobbing within the Head-in-a-Jar, Draken sticks his tongue out, for technically he cleared the rest of the limbo challenge, and was still alive. Disappointed, everyone strangely enough follows the rules of fair play and disperse for the night while Draken get’s comfortable in his new home as a severed head.

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    • Draken was lynched – But was saved with a Head-in-a-jar
    • The acting captain was spaced seconds later for being a idiot and a fool. The oxygen he would have wasted is put to good use.
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    I'm feeling this real hard now.
    Curse you, Pwenet. Curse you.... You had my hopes up there...

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    watches as draken's head goes flying into the head in a jar and lives
    "That Draken has some good skills, too bad about the head thing and all"
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    Keris watches the limbo session from a distance, glad that no-one died, but worried that they were making no progress against the Aliens.
    Returning to his cabin to re-charge after a very long day, Keris accidentally jogs Huyneo, causing him to drop whatever it is he is carrying.

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    Spills Very Hot soup all over himself
    "GGAAHHHH!!!"
    Runs to the bathroom to cool himself considerably.

    And a couple minutes later he comes back with an wet robe
    "Stupid Android stay still!, I command the forces of my being to rip and flay the flesh from your bones! May your organs rupture and your blood boil and your brain explode!"
    Magical aura emanates from him from an second then stops
    "God Damn that android!"
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    Having been thoroughly entertained (if somewhat disturbed) by the limbo event, MK retreats to his room with his kitty.

    "That was messed up, wasn't it? Yes it was, yes it was! Pet pet pet pet!"

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    Well, now this just sucks. Better than being dead probably.

    Draken, not used to being a beheaded head, spins without control inside the jar.

    Maake iiit... Sstooop...
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    Man, things just keep getting weirder and weirder on this ship. Oh, and if anyone is interested, I'm selling my items, please inquire if you have any questions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Draken View Post
    Well, now this just sucks. Better than being dead probably.

    Draken, not used to being a beheaded head, spins without control inside the jar.

    Maake iiit... Sstooop...
    The question now is, how do you point without hands or arms? :)
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    Nothing personal JX, I just know how completely devious and brilliant you are at these games when you have the time to devote to them.
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    All I'll say is that Jontom is a master at these games ... the blue guy with the spiky teeth can be very persuasive.

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    just say who you think is guilty.
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    Maybe the Jar has arms. (See: the avatar I did for Fullbladder)

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    Alternatively, the jar may be propelled by several pairs of tiny, robotic legs, one or more of which could be positioned in mid-stride, thereby pointing upwards at an accusee. (read: threatened tarantula)
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    End of Night 4

    Come morning, everyone awakens to find in the main room a chair, with a figure that smells like death. Approaching him, he stirs and looks up at you all underneath his dark hood.

    ”Sorry folks, just catching a nap here. This guy ran out of time, I had to go pick him up. But, since you all are away, you can dispose of the meat. See you all soon, very soon.”

    Death then walks into a twist of air, leaving you all to wonder who he was here for.

    The answer is quickly found next ot the chair that Death was sitting in, where the bound form of Purple gelatinous cube o' Doom lays in a state of death. Several bullet holes are visible on him, and there is a handwritten sign on him.

    Ho Ho Ho. I just bagged me a Human Convert
    Fin wanders into the area, holding one of the Machines that were created. Looking at the small display that since he activated it directed him here, he sees that it is now asking to be plugged into the ship computer.

    ”Hmm, I wonder if this will give me free scries? Or maybe a free kill? Or save everyone and summon galactic peace.”

    Ignoring Death standing in a corner watching the events, Fin finishes plugging the machine into the ship. The Machine then decides to speak.

    ”Please press the following color combinations: Red Yellow Blue Blue Blue Yellow Orange DarkOrchid Brown Red Red Blue Yellow Alpha Zeta Red Red Red Blue Blue Yellow.”

    ”I really hope it was not stuttering there. It would suck if I owe more money to my loan sharks.”

    Hitting the buttons, the ship then beeps.

    And beeps again.

    WHOOSH!

    That is the sound of the ship generating a massive EMP wave, DESTROYING EVERY ITEM ON THE SHIP!. Also it is the sound of the main lights dying, and the emergency ones coming on casting everything in a dull red color. Finally it is the sign of The Shop crashing burning, with only small bits of it still operational.

    Turning to see everyone looking at him, knowning what he did, only one word can come to Fin.

    ”Whoops.”

    Summary of Events
    • Purple gelatinous cube o' Doom was killed by John McClain – He was a Human Convert.
    • Fin used his machine, which destroyed every in-game item. Crafters can still make items, but everything made as of this point as been destroyed. Items being used to keep players alive (i.e. Head-in-a-Jar, personal clone) are still in use keeping those players alive.


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    Am I still alive.

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    I'm feeling this real hard now.
    Curse you, Pwenet. Curse you.... You had my hopes up there...

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    "Only a human convert eh, what are you Zar peter."
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    The Frenchman casts an angry glare at Fin.

    "Monsieur, your imprudent actions have just ruined me. Please fall down a flight of stairs or something "

    Nodding towards Jean McClane, monsieur Légume Pourri points at Vavaara.
    "You have been accused, mademoiselle, of being in league with these aliens. What have you to say in your defense?"
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    Lave Blister staggers out of someones quarters, walking gingerly. He messes around in his pockets to find his items destroyed.

    "Smeg! You'd better have a good explanation for this smeghead!"

    Lave points at Fin.


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    This John Maclane is either very good or very lucky. Either way good job!

    So is Vavaara an alien, or is this just a random guess?
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    It's logic but its probably wrong.

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    "I am not entirely sure about who is who but that Zar Peter guy looks pretty suspicious"
    To ponder this question, he scratches his beard thus dropping tea on himself.
    "Damn android!"
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