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2007-12-06, 09:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Well, today I realized I spend a lot of time here. Yeah, I knew it before, but with things like what happened today, one gets conscious.
I live in an apartment. Today, there was a fire in an apartment below mine, and my mom woke us up really early to avoid getting us killed. So, of course, I woke up and immediately walked out of my apartment. Fortunately, nothing serious happened, there were no injured people and the material damages were minimal. Some neighbors were quick enough in the use of the fire extinguishers and were able to put down the fire within a short time, which was a relief, because the gas lines were really close and there could have been a huge explosion if it had passed more time.
And what does that got to do with spending a lot of time here? Well, when I was outside, watching those guys putting down the fire, the only thing I could think about was "The guys at the forum won't believe me when I tell them this!"So I herd you liek Mudkipz by Mr. Saturn
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2007-12-06, 12:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
That's quoted. At least for a little while. I didn't make the box by the way, I just found it and altered it slightly.
I thought the thread might be the Em-azing random banter. But I guess a lot of people haven't built up pun resistance like me. (my physics/form teacher makes spur of the moment puns the whole time.)
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2007-12-06, 12:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
How could I miss that xkcd reference? I must have had my mind somewhere else...
So I herd you liek Mudkipz by Mr. Saturn
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Many thanks to both Mr Saturn and B-Man for their avatars!! Antiform Sora, Haloween Sora, Majora's Mask Link, Wolf Link & Midna, KH Sora and Christmas in July Sora
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2007-12-06, 01:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
You poor Bath. But don't worry, I'll just cast *Transmute - Bathroomware* and tun you into a sink Then you can mail yourself to a pun free college.
And I'm glad you're OK RS, I have some relatives who were in a fire and one of them was hurt.
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2007-12-06, 01:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Oh, poor Skippy...That must have sucked. I hope you're all ok.
One thing that happens after a fire in an appartment below is that yours smells horrible or is dirty from the smoke and soot. Or similar things that the fires carry. Again, I hope you didn't get any of those.
Well, she was a minor celebrity before. But yeah, it's pretty much an indication that you are well known or into the forums.
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2007-12-06, 02:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Yes, tut tut tut, Radikal, not getting obscure references. Even when stuff is on fire. Make sure you don't put any water on chip pan fires! Then everything will explode. Not a good plan. Was it a good cause for the fire, or a boring one? It's usually something like left a teatowel in the cooker or put out a cigarette on a dog or something.
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2007-12-06, 02:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Last edited by Skippy; 2007-12-06 at 02:13 PM.
So I herd you liek Mudkipz by Mr. Saturn
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Many thanks to both Mr Saturn and B-Man for their avatars!! Antiform Sora, Haloween Sora, Majora's Mask Link, Wolf Link & Midna, KH Sora and Christmas in July Sora
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2007-12-06, 02:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Washing machines have claimed more of my friends that i am happy with (seriously!) Although it was their own fault..
Fires are scary if you can't control them. Glad to hear that all is well though
@ Bath: Hmm, this sparks interest. *wanders away to test canine flamability*. I wonder how many spontaneous doggy combustion incidents there have been...Why cannot life be simple? I am simple, therefore surely something that i try to do must also be simple
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2007-12-06, 02:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
"honey, the washing machine has caught fire..."
Somehow I find that hilarious, fire’s are never good tough. I am a bad person.
Skippy, is that a custom avi for the occasion?Your Personal Undead
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2007-12-06, 02:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Bathatar!
Squid bones are lies.
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2007-12-06, 02:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Puny washing machines! They should be replaced by the all-powerful bath and it's dual-heat taps for ultimate heating power. Mwahahaha!! *ahem*
@v They're all in on it together. Those other washing appliances.Last edited by Dr. Bath; 2007-12-06 at 02:38 PM.
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2007-12-06, 02:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Washing machine does not equal dishwasher.
Silly, mixed up washing appliance.
Yet, we only have a shower.
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Squid bones are lies.
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2007-12-06, 02:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
About four months ago me and my girlfriend were playing Castlevania when the fire alarm went off. Yes, we went to save our game before exiting the building. We had to get dressed too, but you all really didn't need to know that.
It turns out some drunk kid used a fire extinguisher in the hallway above us. This was at 2:00AM. Grumble.Praise Caine! Hail Sabbat!
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2007-12-06, 02:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
So I herd you liek Mudkipz by Mr. Saturn
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Many thanks to both Mr Saturn and B-Man for their avatars!! Antiform Sora, Haloween Sora, Majora's Mask Link, Wolf Link & Midna, KH Sora and Christmas in July Sora
I was a Custom Title ITP!
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2007-12-06, 02:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Your Personal Undead
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You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.
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2007-12-06, 03:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
"My Hobby: Replacing your soap with gravy" by rtg0922, Doll and Clint "Rawhide" Eastwood by Sneak
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2007-12-06, 03:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
No baths there. Just goes to show that all baths are LG doesn't it Bathy?
Funny though
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2007-12-06, 03:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
So I herd you liek Mudkipz by Mr. Saturn
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Many thanks to both Mr Saturn and B-Man for their avatars!! Antiform Sora, Haloween Sora, Majora's Mask Link, Wolf Link & Midna, KH Sora and Christmas in July Sora
I was a Custom Title ITP!
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2007-12-06, 03:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Your Personal Undead
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You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.
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2007-12-06, 04:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-12-06, 04:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Thankfully none of my family was hurt yesterday.
Nine people dead from that mall shooting.
Anyone else have family in omaha?Spoiler
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Mr. Scruffy is all knowing; he doesn't believe in squid bones, so neither should you!Bathatars!Blog!
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2007-12-06, 04:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
My previous lucky streak of one absent lecturer a day ended.
Today in Eng Lit we did King Lear Act III with sock puppets in our own adaptations. Can you imagine King Lear as a chav? Someone did it.
On the dark side we had to do a five minute presentation on a French school in French. Not fun.
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2007-12-06, 04:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
School is in full swing for me. Calculus, Physics, Farsi, and various other classes. I am enjoying it pretty well though, so it isn't bad. Aaah! I just remembered that I have a bunch of physics problems due tommorrow. Ah well...
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2007-12-06, 04:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Lear as a chav... almost as bad as Julius Caesar as a Godfather-like gangster, complete with fake accent. We called him Don "The Caesar" Calzones. Brought down the house in 10th grade English.
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2007-12-06, 04:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Shakespeare would make an ace Chav drama. "By the pricking of the thumbs, something intravenous this way comes."
I now have a blog. Have a look if you wish. It contains those naughty profanities that you won't find here. If you like what you read send me a PM, or if you don't like it. I'd like to know how many people here read it.
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2007-12-06, 04:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
That's hilarious Eldy.
Try: "Look, look a mouse; this piece of toasted cheese will do't."
Chavified: "Look, look, a tart; this piece of goldish chain will do't; innit maaaan?"
All of us were crying with laughter at one point in that that class. That's seven groups. I wish every Eng Lit class was like that.
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2007-12-06, 04:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Vito Corleone / Caesar makes quite a bit of sense when I think about it. He seems like just the kind of person who would make an offer you couldn't refuse.
Chav King Lear, though... ugh. Aren't there other, more fitting plays to choose for that?Formerly known as Judas Maccabeus (a while back...)
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SpoilerOut from Truth's firey mirror,
Smiles Joy at the scientist.
She to the steep hill of Virtue
Leads the suffering on the path.
On the sunny peak of faith
One can see her fluttering flags;
She through the cracks of burst coffins
In the angel's choir stands.
Endure bravely, O you millions!
Endure for a better world!
-Friedrich Schiller, To Joy
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2007-12-06, 04:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
"What light doth shine through yonder window break?"
"Ah! Police!"
"Is this a dagger I see before me?"
"Yeah, so give me your wallet."
I amuse myself.I now have a blog. Have a look if you wish. It contains those naughty profanities that you won't find here. If you like what you read send me a PM, or if you don't like it. I'd like to know how many people here read it.
Avatar done by me. If you want one then you clearly have no taste. I'll do one happily. You just have no taste.
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2007-12-06, 04:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
"To e or not to e
That is the question.
Whether it is of the high
Or the downers."
"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
'Tis the poilice siren that you hear, not th'amumbulance."
Bathatar!
Squid bones are lies.
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2007-12-06, 04:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Hmmmmm, a slice of bread so fresh its still steaming. Anyhow, im of to bed.
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You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.
-C. S. Lewis