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    Well, today I realized I spend a lot of time here. Yeah, I knew it before, but with things like what happened today, one gets conscious.

    I live in an apartment. Today, there was a fire in an apartment below mine, and my mom woke us up really early to avoid getting us killed. So, of course, I woke up and immediately walked out of my apartment. Fortunately, nothing serious happened, there were no injured people and the material damages were minimal. Some neighbors were quick enough in the use of the fire extinguishers and were able to put down the fire within a short time, which was a relief, because the gas lines were really close and there could have been a huge explosion if it had passed more time.

    And what does that got to do with spending a lot of time here? Well, when I was outside, watching those guys putting down the fire, the only thing I could think about was "The guys at the forum won't believe me when I tell them this!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstattedCommoner View Post
    "Instead of office chair, package contained Dr Bath. Would not buy from again."
    That's quoted. At least for a little while. I didn't make the box by the way, I just found it and altered it slightly.

    I thought the thread might be the Em-azing random banter. But I guess a lot of people haven't built up pun resistance like me. (my physics/form teacher makes spur of the moment puns the whole time.)

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    How could I miss that xkcd reference? I must have had my mind somewhere else...
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    You poor Bath. But don't worry, I'll just cast *Transmute - Bathroomware* and tun you into a sink Then you can mail yourself to a pun free college.

    And I'm glad you're OK RS, I have some relatives who were in a fire and one of them was hurt.

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    Oh, poor Skippy...That must have sucked. I hope you're all ok.
    One thing that happens after a fire in an appartment below is that yours smells horrible or is dirty from the smoke and soot. Or similar things that the fires carry. Again, I hope you didn't get any of those.

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    Yes, tut tut tut, Radikal, not getting obscure references. Even when stuff is on fire. Make sure you don't put any water on chip pan fires! Then everything will explode. Not a good plan. Was it a good cause for the fire, or a boring one? It's usually something like left a teatowel in the cooker or put out a cigarette on a dog or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FdL View Post
    Oh, poor Skippy...That must have sucked. I hope you're all ok.
    One thing that happens after a fire in an appartment below is that yours smells horrible or is dirty from the smoke and soot. Or similar things that the fires carry. Again, I hope you didn't get any of those.
    My apartment still smells like burned plastic. But we're cool now.They're still cleaning and replacing crashed windows and stuff, though.

    EDIT: @Bath: Apparently, it was a short circuit, since the first thing to catch fire was a washing machine
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    Washing machines have claimed more of my friends that i am happy with (seriously!) Although it was their own fault..

    Fires are scary if you can't control them. Glad to hear that all is well though


    @ Bath: Hmm, this sparks interest. *wanders away to test canine flamability*. I wonder how many spontaneous doggy combustion incidents there have been...
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    "honey, the washing machine has caught fire..."
    Somehow I find that hilarious, fire’s are never good tough. I am a bad person.
    Skippy, is that a custom avi for the occasion?
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    Quote Originally Posted by radikalskippy View Post
    EDIT: @Bath: Apparently, it was a short circuit, since the first thing to catch fire was a washing machine
    That strikes me as hilarious for so many reasons. Especially as it was Bath who got that response. Or is it just me that thought: Bath - washing machine...*laughter*

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    Puny washing machines! They should be replaced by the all-powerful bath and it's dual-heat taps for ultimate heating power. Mwahahaha!! *ahem*

    @v They're all in on it together. Those other washing appliances.
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    Washing machine does not equal dishwasher.

    Silly, mixed up washing appliance.

    Yet, we only have a shower.

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    Quote Originally Posted by radikalskippy View Post
    Well, today I realized I spend a lot of time here. Yeah, I knew it before, but with things like what happened today, one gets conscious.

    I live in an apartment. Today, there was a fire in an apartment below mine, and my mom woke us up really early to avoid getting us killed. So, of course, I woke up and immediately walked out of my apartment. Fortunately, nothing serious happened, there were no injured people and the material damages were minimal. Some neighbors were quick enough in the use of the fire extinguishers and were able to put down the fire within a short time, which was a relief, because the gas lines were really close and there could have been a huge explosion if it had passed more time.

    And what does that got to do with spending a lot of time here? Well, when I was outside, watching those guys putting down the fire, the only thing I could think about was "The guys at the forum won't believe me when I tell them this!"
    About four months ago me and my girlfriend were playing Castlevania when the fire alarm went off. Yes, we went to save our game before exiting the building. We had to get dressed too, but you all really didn't need to know that.

    It turns out some drunk kid used a fire extinguisher in the hallway above us. This was at 2:00AM. Grumble.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YPU View Post
    "honey, the washing machine has caught fire..."
    Somehow I find that hilarious, fire’s are never good tough. I am a bad person.
    Skippy, is that a custom avi for the occasion?
    No, it's Antiform Sora. I had it done a month ago. But everyone always told me he looks like burned, so I thought it was ad hoc with the occasion. And I also found it hillarious when they told me it was a washing machine which had caught fire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Semidi View Post
    About four months ago me and my girlfriend were playing Castlevania[snip] We had to get dressed too, but you all really didn't need to know that.
    I would laugh if I wasn’t sure that is something that will happen to me in the near future, now the correct reply to your post would be, what Castlevania and what platform?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Bath View Post
    @v They're all in on it together. Those other washing appliances.
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    No baths there. Just goes to show that all baths are LG doesn't it Bathy?
    Funny though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rawhide View Post
    And I thought my neighbors' washing machine was bad...
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    No baths there. Just goes to show that all baths are LG doesn't it Bathy?
    Funny though
    or, its just proves that baths probably are good for home brewing Vodka and don’t need no beer.
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    No baths there. Just goes to show that all baths are LG doesn't it Bathy?
    Funny though
    Yes. Lawful Good. That is what I am. Not a completely different alignment...

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    Thankfully none of my family was hurt yesterday.

    Nine people dead from that mall shooting.

    Anyone else have family in omaha?
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    My previous lucky streak of one absent lecturer a day ended.
    Today in Eng Lit we did King Lear Act III with sock puppets in our own adaptations. Can you imagine King Lear as a chav? Someone did it.
    On the dark side we had to do a five minute presentation on a French school in French. Not fun.

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    School is in full swing for me. Calculus, Physics, Farsi, and various other classes. I am enjoying it pretty well though, so it isn't bad. Aaah! I just remembered that I have a bunch of physics problems due tommorrow. Ah well...
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    Lear as a chav... almost as bad as Julius Caesar as a Godfather-like gangster, complete with fake accent. We called him Don "The Caesar" Calzones. Brought down the house in 10th grade English.

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    Shakespeare would make an ace Chav drama. "By the pricking of the thumbs, something intravenous this way comes."
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    That's hilarious Eldy.

    Try: "Look, look a mouse; this piece of toasted cheese will do't."

    Chavified: "Look, look, a tart; this piece of goldish chain will do't; innit maaaan?"

    All of us were crying with laughter at one point in that that class. That's seven groups. I wish every Eng Lit class was like that.

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    Vito Corleone / Caesar makes quite a bit of sense when I think about it. He seems like just the kind of person who would make an offer you couldn't refuse.

    Chav King Lear, though... ugh. Aren't there other, more fitting plays to choose for that?
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    "What light doth shine through yonder window break?"
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    I amuse myself.
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    "To e or not to e
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    Hmmmmm, a slice of bread so fresh its still steaming. Anyhow, im of to bed.
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