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2007-12-07, 03:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Because I didn't like it and thought it was a big pile of rubbish, maybe?
@^ I know Rex is no longer a candidate, I told Lord Herman I didn't care enough to change my vote. And alright, your vendetta is fair enough, I'll change my vote away from you then. Since we're at war now.
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2007-12-07, 03:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
So, a friend shot me playing football (the true version) today. The right glass of the glasses broke, the left is pretty much untouched. I then went to hospital to see if I had splinters in the eye, but it doesn't seem so. Luckily.
I feel left out not knowing what happened to Rex.
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2007-12-07, 04:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
^: Join the club. But we're not supposed to talk about it.......
I've never posted in RB before. I don't know why.
Nightmare before Christmas? Meh............ I liked it. Just not as much as everyone seems to. Good Kingdom Hearts World, though.
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2007-12-07, 04:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
One more reason I don't like football (the real version); danger with glasses and tackling.
You're lucky you didn't get any glass in the eye.
Bathatar!
Squid bones are lies.
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2007-12-07, 04:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
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2007-12-07, 04:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
I'm assuming that you're referring to soccer? I don't particularly like soccer or American football because there's tons of potential to get clobbered in both of them.
High School Harem Comedy, my original game system!
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2007-12-07, 04:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Ah! Right! Football!
I thought:
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But you meant:
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Such misunderstanding..........
But I don't like them much, either. I'm accident-prone............ as in prone to causing acidents.......Last edited by Haruki-kun; 2007-12-07 at 04:19 PM.
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2007-12-07, 04:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
I now have a blog. Have a look if you wish. It contains those naughty profanities that you won't find here. If you like what you read send me a PM, or if you don't like it. I'd like to know how many people here read it.
Avatar done by me. If you want one then you clearly have no taste. I'll do one happily. You just have no taste.
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2007-12-07, 04:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Haruki, I meant what you thought I meant. American Football is referred as that here, American Football. It gets the predicate because Football is football, the real and original version.
Rainy Knight: It's okay indoors, just on grass is problematic (thanks to metal on your boots). Well, except when karatekid thinks he has to take a ball volley.
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2007-12-07, 04:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Well, original football was apparently an inte-village game of violence and pig bladders. Much pitchforks and running was involved. Slightly more dangerous than the modern incarnations.
But it is often thought that modern football, occasionally wrongly termed 'soc-car', originates from an aisian game (either Tibetan or Mongolian) in which a severed head was kicked about until either it exploded or someone got it to the other end of the feild/plateau/village.
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2007-12-07, 04:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Now I know where the DIscworld version came from. Thankee kindly Dr.
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Squid bones are lies.
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2007-12-07, 04:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- In the playground
Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
I played Football for about 10 years and I never! wear my glasses while playing. It's dangerous enough without them.
And maybe that's the reason why I never played real good (Motto of my team: Never change a losing team)Avatar by the great Lord Herman. Many, many thanks!
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2007-12-07, 04:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
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2007-12-07, 04:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
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2007-12-07, 05:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
I've always wanted to try out contacts, but I'm pretty happy with glasses. Got a nice new pair last month in fact.
I just think my face looks a bit odd without a frame in-front of my eyes...
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2007-12-07, 05:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure, I have this" and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000 and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
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Spoiler....."It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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2007-12-07, 05:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
I think I may be slightly short sighted. I really should get them checked. Faraway words never used to be blurry.
I now have a blog. Have a look if you wish. It contains those naughty profanities that you won't find here. If you like what you read send me a PM, or if you don't like it. I'd like to know how many people here read it.
Avatar done by me. If you want one then you clearly have no taste. I'll do one happily. You just have no taste.
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2007-12-07, 05:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Microsoft Word
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2007-12-07, 05:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Australia
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2007-12-07, 05:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
I would get some contacts if I were you. Im wearing a pair right now that I've had in for 14 hours (not advised but Im too lazy to take them out) they're really cool, hard to put in and they sting like hell but well worth it for not having to keep messing with glasses.
The joke... IT BURNS D: Jokin, it was funnyLast edited by Sean92k; 2007-12-07 at 05:25 PM.
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This sean92k guy is either an illegal Mexican immigrant, an 8-year-old French kid or a Turkish bazaar salesman... I'll bet on my life that he is either of the three.
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2007-12-07, 05:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Of the many many things I will never understand about humans, the most incomprehensible of all is why people insist on pretending that puns can't be funny. Is it uncool to laugh at a good joke?
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2007-12-07, 05:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Formerly known as Judas Maccabeus (a while back...)
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SpoilerOut from Truth's firey mirror,
Smiles Joy at the scientist.
She to the steep hill of Virtue
Leads the suffering on the path.
On the sunny peak of faith
One can see her fluttering flags;
She through the cracks of burst coffins
In the angel's choir stands.
Endure bravely, O you millions!
Endure for a better world!
-Friedrich Schiller, To Joy
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2007-12-07, 05:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
...and yet it's funny.
I, too, have chosen to wear glasses rather than get contacts. I prefer my appearance with them than without, since I have dark circles no matter how much sleep I get, and the glasses disguise it; in addition, the idea of putting little pieces of plastic (or whatever) on my eyeball just feels wrong.
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2007-12-07, 05:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Whoo! Go dark circles under eyes! We should form a club.
The thing is, I don't have any glasses to hide the shadows with, so I just look like a disheveled vampire the whole time.
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2007-12-07, 05:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
As do I. On the other hand I don't get enough sleep. But I've had them for a long time. It would be a dull club wouldn't it? Your eyes look dark, so do yours."
I now have a blog. Have a look if you wish. It contains those naughty profanities that you won't find here. If you like what you read send me a PM, or if you don't like it. I'd like to know how many people here read it.
Avatar done by me. If you want one then you clearly have no taste. I'll do one happily. You just have no taste.
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2007-12-07, 06:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
I'm ashamed of you people.
Discussing stop-motion/claymation...
...and not a single reference to The California Raisins?
ASHAMED, I say!
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2007-12-07, 06:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
I have the circles too, can I join? Pweeese? I get 8 hours of sleep, wake up more tired and looking worse. I've embraced the circles, I like them.
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This sean92k guy is either an illegal Mexican immigrant, an 8-year-old French kid or a Turkish bazaar salesman... I'll bet on my life that he is either of the three.
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2007-12-07, 06:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Wow, lots of us!
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2007-12-07, 06:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
It's not suprising though is it. At home on the computer staying up late or avoiding daylight.
I now have a blog. Have a look if you wish. It contains those naughty profanities that you won't find here. If you like what you read send me a PM, or if you don't like it. I'd like to know how many people here read it.
Avatar done by me. If you want one then you clearly have no taste. I'll do one happily. You just have no taste.
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2007-12-07, 06:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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