Sauron vs. Jesus

[Crow]

Ok, go ahead and lock the thread and give me my infraction (or ban). I was just making some ill-advised commentary on some of the "Vs." threads that are constantly popping up here.

[Nerd-o-rama]

In a fight? Well, South Park sorta covered that.

However, after the fight is a different story.

[EvilElitest]

I'd go with this if it wouldn't get banned. My bets are on Christ, but i really don't want to get in trouble
from,
EE

[Mr. Mud]

People just a warning, but this could get a lot of people banned fast. *leaves with EE*

[EvilElitest]

People just a warning, but this could get a lot of people banned fast. *leaves with EE*

*gets ice cream and find a less dangerous vs. thread*
from,
EE

[dehro]

heu..this is indeed kinda awkward and risking to spring a few unwanted beartraps...but..

jesus has this amazing power of comeback...I just don't see how you can beat that...

[Arakune]

In a fight? Well, South Park sorta covered that.

However, after the fight is a different story.

How they resolved that?

[Nerd-o-rama]

Satan and Jesus had a boxing match to serve as the battle of Armageddon, and Satan was winning handily. However, he had bet on Jesus to collect on the massive odds in his own favor, and took a dive.

I don't feel comfortable expressing my views on exactly how this fight would go on this heavily censored board, but I know who'd win, and that's good enough for me.

[Hoggy]

But it's Sauron, not Satan. Of course, my vote's still on big J.

I don't see why this thread would get locked if all the other's don't, it's no more stupid.

[Arakune]

But it's Sauron, not Satan. Of course, my vote's still on big J.

I don't see why this thread would get locked if all the other's don't, it's no more stupid.

Real life religion.

[Nerd-o-rama]

Because everyone will be horribly offended, obviously. Really, it is against the board rules to discuss religion, but the connection to religion here is rather tenuous.

And I'm just saying that Sauron is comparable. Really, it's Morgoth that's an obvious analogue to John Milton's version of Satan, but Sauron basically took over Morgoth's task as Ultimate Evil after the latter was banished.

[....]

IBL

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[LCR]

The Jesus wins. Hands down. Jesus Quintana is a much better bowler than the Sauron.

[Vuzzmop]

Don't you guys get it? He wasn't starting a VS thread, he was making a satirical comment about their stupidity. Well done everybody. (claps sarcastically)

[Tormsskull]

In a suprise WWE style outcome, the Moderators win.

[ALOR]

Don't you guys get it? He wasn't starting a VS thread, he was making a satirical comment about their stupidity. Well done everybody. (claps sarcastically)

could it be that everybody was also answering sarcasticly?

[Roland St. Jude]

Sheriff of Moddingham: I love sarcasm as much as the next person. Really, I do. I looooove it. But this isn't really allowed under the Forum Rules, as the OP apparently acknowledges. Thread locked.