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    Cat materializes in the new thread, immediately he goes about redecorating before the other AMENites catch on, he summons several fiendish contractors to help him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bushranger View Post
    Oh, you'll wish you had...yes you will...just remember, my character is the friendly ghost. Ghosts from other properties tend to be rather less...benelovent.
    Friendly? I've met velociraptors which were friendlier than that ghost-boy. If anything, that zombie child is an overprotective, egotistical fool who needs to be shoved in a vacuum cleaner and forgotten about for the rest of eternity.
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    Magtok's the best
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    *Masato projection walks in*

    Ello Guv'nuh!

    *Throws confetti*
    *Walks out*

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    Congratulations on your New Thread!

    *walks out*

    People still invited to the Party!

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    ((Oh yes, finished character bio on the wiki.))

    Cat attempts to kill the next person that posts on the thread, he's armed with a block of cheese.
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    PM dies horribly.
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    Bushranger sneaks invisibly into the base, resolves that Magtok must die an even more horrible death than he already had planned, and gently knocks on Castaras' door, wondering if she's around.

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    Shas detects BR's invisible presence and attempts to smite him.

    ((yay new threads!))

    And don't forget people, vote your neighbourhood fallen angel in as Fax Celestis in the playground! (In case there's any doubt, that's me)
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    Being intangible as well has its benifits; Shas should have fun attempting to smite thin air, while feeling a strong sense of .

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    50% chance of hitting incorpreal being with a magic weapon. Meaning about 3of Shas'aia's attack will hit.

    ((Clearly, I'm not doing the 172 attack thing))
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    PM probably detects BR on the base sensors, but doesn't seem to care.
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    It appearing that Castaras is deadtimed at the moment, Bushranger becomes visible, gives Shas a wink, and then, upon being hit the next time - disintrigrates.

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    PM walks over to Shas. "Hungry?"
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    Ummm. . . sure?

    What the heck does that mean?

    ((Pink is thoughts by the way.))
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    "Wait, do Fallen Angels eat?"
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    "Angel cake that hasn't risen yet. AKA: Fallen Angel cake."
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    ((That was a BR-Duplicate. Which was dismissed by BR-Prime, safely back in HALO, so as to mess with Shas' mind some. ))

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    Hey, I was supposed to be messing with your mind.

    SHAS ANGRY!! SHAS SMASH!! In a well-mannered and civilized elven way of course.

    Shas telemeports to HALO.
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    "Where is everyone? Celebrating Christmas Eve? Asleep?"
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    "I think it's funny that the HALOans are more active in this base than we are."
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    I gots an award. Sort of.

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    "Only ten out of twenty-one posts, even if you count Shas."
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    "I think it's because HALOites are trying to redeem us before Christmas Day."

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    "Or possibly for New Years. That is, after all, the traditional time for Judgement Day."
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    Congradulations on your new thread! And have many more! Good-bye! *flee*
    Not forgetting Yldenfrei and the wonderful avatar she made.

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    "...I think they're celebrating our new thead in such a way as to make us feel annoyed that they've had six when we've had one or two. So much for being Good."

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    BRP pokes his head into the thread. Or simply redeeming you, one character at a time...

    Oh, and wish me luck, 'cause I'm off to do last-minute shopping at a place more evil than you guys: Wal-Mart.


    As he leaves...is that a chuckle coming from the sewer system?

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    "Good luck."
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    Saurous notices the chuckling sound from the sewage system, and sighs.

    "Great. The sewage is laughing again. It looks like I'll have to flush the whole damn plumbing system again."
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    PM runs in.

    "Hey, while tracing the founding of the Association and pursuing my Ayya obsession, I found out two things:

    First, Ayya logged on once in August.

    Second, Saurous enjoys eating halflings!"


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