Well That Was Unexpected. (backstory comic)

[Emperor Ing]

You have some epic 'splaining to do.

I have epic leveled writers block, so feel free to lay it all on me, but please do it in bullet form as opposed to comic form, makes it easier to read. Thanks.

[Green-Shirt Q]

I have epic leveled writers block, so feel free to lay it all on me, but please do it in bullet form as opposed to comic form, makes it easier to read. Thanks.

Lay it on you? As in ask questions?

Okay. I'll ask you all the questions I can think of, and ask more if I can think of more.

• Why do they go to the city?
• What's the deal with Gary?
• Who's that grey guy with Gary?
• Why are they on the spaceship with the bug people on it?
• What are Xeno and Powers doing the whole time?
• What's up with the Emperor attacking them and then the king showing up?
• And for god's sake man, what the heck is everybody's goal?!

Anyway, if you have writers block, I could take over for a while. You know, as a Guest Writer. I hear comics do that from time to time.

Also, I have submitted those comics into the contest you are holding.

[Emperor Ing]

• Why do they go to the city?
• What's the deal with Gary?
• Who's that grey guy with Gary?
• Why are they on the spaceship with the bug people on it?
• What are Xeno and Powers doing the whole time?
• What's up with the Emperor attacking them and then the kig showing up?
• And for god's sake man, what the heck is everybody's goal?!

Anyway, if you have writers block, I could take over for a while. You know, as a Guest Writer. I hear comics do that from time to time.

Also, I have submitted those comics into the contest you are holding.

BLUE: I'll fix that with filler comics
ORANGE: That's Lord Magebane.
BLACK: I will not answer these questions

[Lemming]

Ooh. I bet I can answer some of these! Aww. C'mon, I'm bored.

Why do they go to the city?

To find quests and stuff.

What's the deal with Gary?

He got his booster shot of awesomeness.

Who's that grey guy with Gary?

Cool.

Why are they on the spaceship with the bug people on it?

Cause its random. And unexpected.

What are Xeno and Powers doing the whole time?

Playing Guitar Hero.

What's up with the Emperor attacking them and then the king showing up?

A wizard did it.

And for god's sake man, what the heck is everybody's goal?!

To keep us reading. Hey, its true!

[memnarch]

I'll put my 2 cents in and say that if Q's going to do a guest comic, it had better be something other than sprites.


Also, Gary; an exalted psyker. first reappeared here.

[Green-Shirt Q]

I'll put my 2 cents in and say that if Q's going to do a guest comic, it had better be something other than sprites.

I don't think I'll do just sprites in white background like in Dinosaur Comics, but what's wrong with Sprites?

Is my Sprite Comic, Super Smash B-List, okay?

[Lerky]

love the new comic by the way!
Great idea, made me laugh out loud.

[Emperor Ing]

• Why do they go to the city?
• Who's that grey guy with Gary? (HE EFFIN SAYS HIS NAME!!)
• Why are they on the spaceship with the bug people on it?
• What are Xeno and Powers doing the whole time? Dude...read the comic.
• What's up with the Emperor attacking them and then the king showing up?
  teleportation to the palace much?
• And for god's sake man, what the heck is everybody's goal?! Won't answer this one

And seriously Memn, what's wrong with Sprites?

Anyways, to help compensate for my Writers Block, I made this. Pretty self explanatory I hope

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[Lemming]

At least 3 of those panels looked normal. But I liked the dialogue better than the normal stuff.

[Green-Shirt Q]

• Okay. Quests. Good. I must have missed that.
• If you only say his name once, of course we're going to forget it! Although for that one I kinda meant "WHY is he there?".
• So is the space-ship with the bugs on it Eturnus? I must of missed that as well.
• But there's so many freaking WORDS!
• You certainly didn't make it painfully obvious.
• I wasn't expecting you to answer that completely. I really just wanted to know what the good guys were doing and the bad guys if you have already said that and aren't making it a secret.

Thanks. I'll try to see if I can follow along now.

[Lemming]

Magebane is there because he is the EMPEROR'S FATHER!
And because he is cool.

[Emperor Ing]

Alas, I thought I made a comic that explained his reason for being there but I am afraid I have not.

Anyways, I made a small adjustment in Comic 156 that makes it easier to tell where Lord Magebane is. Basically, just text in the 2nd to last panel.

[memnarch]

And seriously Memn, what's wrong with Sprites?

Anyways, to help compensate for my Writers Block, I made this. Pretty self explanatory I hope

Questions? Comments? Critique?

I posted the response in Q's thread.

They tend to have a lazy appearance about them, that's what. Not to mention they are very common on the internet. Other than that, not that much different from any other web comic.

Note, this is the best sprite comic ever.

[Emperor Ing]

If you think Sprites are lazy, have you tried putting a sprite into an Inkscape comic? Its a LOT trickier than it looks. Nothing lazy about it at all.

Anyways, after dueling with a devastating bout of writers block, comic 195 is up. Good news is I know what i wanna do for 196 >:D

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[memnarch]

You know, it might be worth wearing a dress like that. There's probably easier ways of teleporting around though.

Sprites; depends on how you get the sprites into inkscape. And not everybody uses inkscape you know.

[Lemming]

I wish I could throw pieces of paper like that.
I also wish I could use pieces of paper as super ninja weapons so I could yell "DEATH BY PAPER CUT!" at someone.

[sean o the dead]

heck, I'D wear a dress like that

[Lyinginbedmon]

I might retool it into some kind of shirt or coat, but yeah that'd be an awesome totally-a-kilt.

[Emperor Ing]

I think if you get your hands on a metal cuirass you could totally pass it off as a robe.

Anyways, a bit of news. 196 is finished, but my head's in the gutter a bit, so i'm not gonna upload it until saturday or sunday. On those days, comics 196, 197, and maybe 198 (if i'm extremely lucky 199) will be uploaded. (reason being is because 197 makes a better 196 than 196 chronologically. That, and i'm on vacation, so internet is a tad bit sporatic)

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[The Gremlin]

heck, I'D wear a dress like that

That's not surprising.

[Lyinginbedmon]

Your head is in the gutter?

You realise that just makes me more intrigued about what you've drawn, right?

[sean o the dead]

That's not surprising.

just shut up.

[Emperor Ing]

I suggest you two calm down before I put both of you in dresses.

[sean o the dead]

I suggest you two calm down before I put both of you in dresses.

at least i'll look good

[Lyinginbedmon]

at least i'll look good

That's the difference between you and Gremlin.

[sean o the dead]

That's the difference between you and Gremlin.

yeah. he makes normal look like transvestite, i make transvestite look good

[The Gremlin]

No, silly, transvestite is supposed to be bad. It would have to be awesomesauce to still be good after you're through with it. Or after you start with it. Really, after you come within twenty feet of it.

[Emperor Ing]

well, because you asked for it, here you go Sean
FYI: Its avatar sized

[memnarch]

Lol.

I'll guess that your mind isn't out of the gutter yet.

[sean o the dead]

Lol.

I'll guess that your mind isn't out of the gutter yet.

hey, whoa, lets not go there

and what the heck is awesomesauce?

EDIT: THAT'S avvy size? what the heck did you do to it? or what did i do to it?