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    Welcome to AMEN





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    Wanting to join? Simple:-

    1. Wander aimlessly in.
    2. Poke one of the current members until they hand you the paperwork.
    3. If the aforementioned current member you poke kills you rather than hands you the paperwork, then repeat step 2.
    4. Sign the mountain of paperwork, preferably in your own blood, although anyone's blood will do.
    5. Prepare to have had your non-existent soul to have been sold to whoever gave you the legalese.
    6. Congratulations! You're now an official AMENite! Do random stuff! Kill people! Make things explode!


    And if you're just visiting, then please do not leave muddy footprints in the base. All those who visit should be aware that AMEN take no responsibility whatsoever for any torture/evil practices/death that may occur to the individual visiting. Honest.
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    I will start the chaos, then.

    Chet pulls out a portal gun capable of firing up to twelve portals at once, and he fills the room with them in random spots, sucking in nearby people and objects, as a result of Chet "forgetting" to turn off the vacuum effect. The next one to post will be sucked in and vanquished by flying objects.
    ...And there goes the battle.

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    Congratulations, AMEN, on your new Thread!
    20 Threads! That's just Epic!


    *looks around*

    This isn't my base....


    *leaves*
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    Er, am I dead? I am not sure if I sssurvived the explosion or not. And if I did, how?

    Lizard Lord will just shrug and go back to building a lizardling nest or whatever it was he was doing.

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    Castaras walks in, shaking her head slightly.

    "And here I thought people actually had a sense of humour worth accounting for."

    She picks up her bags, and leaves the base.
    "I'm just going on motive and opportunity here and the fact that if the earth got swallowed by a black hole, I'd look suspiciously in your direction first."
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    "I blame Castaras. You know... In general."
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    "Castaras - An absolutely adorable facade that hides a truly ruthless streak."
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    Saurous watches Castaras storm out, raising an eyebrow.

    "...wait. Did Castaras just actually leave because of the Edit War? Or is there a more profound reason behind her leaving that I am not currently aware of?"
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    "Why is thread XIX out of the spoiler and unlabeled?"
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    Do you surmise it's wise to have laser beams emitting from your eyes?
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    "It is called 'an error', PM. They're quite common, actually."

    Saurous sighs.
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    Shas'aia sighs with Saurous.
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    PM glances at Shas. "Should I torture experiment on you more?
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    Do you surmise it's wise to have laser beams emitting from your eyes?
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    Phil telprots in.

    'Tis your choice. Just so long as Shas'aia doesn't die.
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    Finn materialises, gives Saurous a roundhouse punch to the face, and vanishes.

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    "Okay. Back to the lab, then."
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    MrEdwardNigma pops into the new base.
    "Questionmark Tower still here? Good, then I can get straight back to work"
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    quinsar walks
    congrats on # 20
    he dissapears

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    Finn materialises, gives Saurous a roundhouse punch to the face, and vanishes.
    Saurous places a hand over his now black eye.

    "What the ****?!"
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    Vespe's head pops out of his room and rolls around the living room a bit. It then hops onto a table, grabs a few papers in its teeth and rolls back to it's room.

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    Curly runs through the Librarydoors and slms them shut behind her. "Glad it's back to normal now. Oh yeah, the reference books are ganging up on the fiction section so try not to go in the library for a bit."

    Behind her the doors shudder as large books smash into them. Paper shreds and leathery screams filter through the doors. "Oh Gods, don't find the Magic section."

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    To compare [Curly] to the beauty of the changing seasons or timeless stars would be an understatement.
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    Squid bones are lies.
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    Saurous, still holding a hand up to his eye, turns in Curly's direction.

    "The books are fighting? What did you do that animated them?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saurous View Post
    Saurous watches Castaras storm out, raising an eyebrow.

    "...wait. Did Castaras just actually leave because of the Edit War? Or is there a more profound reason behind her leaving that I am not currently aware of?"
    Probably the edit war. After all Saurous, you and I are terrible people. Getting upset at the vandalism that occured at our wiki? Unspeakable! Wanting our characters to be written in the way we wrote them! Not wanting stupid randomness to engulf the wiki! What were we thinking? Repent Saurous, for we have sinned! Besides, she removed her page from the member's list, and it now reads "No longer an AMENite."

    Before you ask John, and I know you're going to, no, I'm not going after her. And before you ask why, here's why. I've been wasting so much of my time here thinking of her. I spent a huge amount of brainpower trying to fix her from becoming a frog. And when I did, I got a polite thank you. It's obvious she doesn't like me like that, so she won't listen to me even if I did follow her.
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    "I didn't. It's all the magic and Godmodding in the area. Maybe L-Space too, but that's besides the point. The most powerful Library in all the planes of existence is alive and fighting a war." The doors reverberate as the fighting becomes even more furious. Plaster shivers from the ceiling.
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    Squid bones are lies.
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    "This does seem to be for the better, though. At least now everyone can freely use the kitchens without worrying about being attacked by pies, stews, and who knows how many other animated foods she had in there."

    Saurous turns his attention back to Curly and the library.

    "Well, I would think that an animated book would be a device of chaos. If you introduce a spell or something that brings order to chaos, I'm sure it would stop the books from rampaging."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin1040 View Post
    Not wanting stupid randomness to engulf the wiki! What were we thinking?
    Alexis Machine giggles.

    The boy thinks AMEN shouldn't have stupid randomness! Forgotten the ways of the past, he has! Accidentally ate Yoda for lunch, I did!
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    "Excuse me, Machine, do you believe that Android Hell is an actual location?"
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    PM wanders around, searching for a plot unsuccessfully.
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    I locked all the plots in the closet and threw away the key. It's for the best.
    Vespe grins a bit then sighs. He stares at the wall waiting for something to happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Magtok View Post
    Alexis Machine giggles.

    The boy thinks AMEN shouldn't have stupid randomness! Forgotten the ways of the past, he has! Accidentally ate Yoda for lunch, I did!
    The Dancing Man holds up a sign.
    Or holds one down- he's still on the ceiling.
    The upside down sign reads:
    So does Raistlin do anything in AMEN other than make attempts at degrading comments towards other people?
    He then starts pulling bouncing balls out of his pockets and throwing them around the main room.
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    Alexis smiles.

    Of course I do, zombie man. I've went there twice last summer. Maggy said it was punishment for what happened at the carnival, and making jokes about his second-floor of the tavern incident.

    His head then rotates until its upside-down, giving him a better view of the sign.

    He also beats stuff up and talks about Beatles.
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    "And makes attempts at romance and character development."
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    Vespe watches paint dry.

    You know, this is actually pretty fun. Hm...I think I might try something out.

    Yeah, this is great...although it is rather...

    QUIET!


    Vespe ducks inside a cardboard box in case that actually works.

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