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Thread: bard instruments
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2008-01-07, 01:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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I have three words for you.
Ogre combat piano.
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2008-01-07, 01:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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I had a funny image of a gnome running through a battlefield, waving a glow-stick around and frantically shouting, "unce unce unce unce," as he tries to keep his teammates buffed.
As for my input. Riverdance. Nothing can beat a team of Bards Riverdancing down the field.
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2008-01-07, 02:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Perform: Conduct
To anyone who doesn't play classical music: I mean the guy at the front waving his hands around to keep everyone in time.
Actually, if I ever DM, I'm hugely tempted to put in a Dwarf Brass Band who all use Bard abilities to use Sonic damage spells, maybe with the Trombone section multiclassed into Drunken Master...
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2008-01-07, 04:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Anyone who says sunshine brings you happiness has never danced in the rain
If you are the one to make this avatar, let me know! I don't remember who it is anymore
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2008-01-07, 04:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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I laughed so hard reading this thread I fell off my chair.....really.
Ideas:
evil bard: preform: rap,polka,improv, teeth from victims used to make a maraka with a skull and femur and breakdancing ( where do you THINK dance of ruin came from?)
feat: music video.
good bard: mini piano,whistle, ocorina and musical door slamming.
and from my freind...preform: poledance. Never speak of this again.trill in da playground
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2008-01-07, 04:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Sharpen the body of an electric guitar and it can be your axe in more ways than one
"He was killed three years ago by some bad clams."
"Bad clams?"
"Yes - They had axes."
--Girl Genius
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2008-01-07, 04:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-01-07, 04:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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not serious: mouth harp, scat (the music genre you pervs), crooning ala Frank Sinatra, spoons, two weapon fighting with bludgeoning weapons and perform (improvized percussion instrument),
Evil bard Vasharon probably., with Willing Deformity from BoVD, perform: (bell dancing) his/her deformity is a string of bells hung from a series of hooks sewn into the bards flesh. Take Dark Speech ASAP, and the Battle Dancer feat from PHBII
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2008-01-07, 05:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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My evil bard plays a wind stone. Basically, the wind goes through it and it makes noises. You get a nifty Fear Bonus.
It's also in the song and silence book.
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2008-01-07, 06:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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I am playing a bard who uses a menat/mithral breastplate.
My mother says: those on fire should roll.
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2008-01-07, 06:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Perform: Lipsync
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2008-01-07, 07:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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How about a grappling bard with Perform (partner dance)?
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2008-01-07, 07:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-01-07, 08:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Only in a fantasy world do instruments sound better just after having been used as a weapon.My Homebrew
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2008-01-07, 08:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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I suggest the fiddle. 'Cause ya never know when you'll have to beat the devil in a fiddle contest. And why get adamantite strings to slice your foes when a solid gold fiddle can be used to beat your enemies over the head.
Or you could use the kryptonian instrument in this comic
http://www.superdickery.com/other/2.html
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2008-01-07, 10:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by Admiral Squish
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2008-01-07, 10:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Bard Varient: Mariachi. They play very loudly until the monsters give them loot to go away.
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2008-01-07, 11:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Anyone who says sunshine brings you happiness has never danced in the rain
If you are the one to make this avatar, let me know! I don't remember who it is anymore
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2008-01-24, 06:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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.... I said never speak of it again..
trill in da playground
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2008-01-24, 07:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Perform: Guitar Hero
"Guys, last level means i got to rank 10. i think i can five star Knights of Cydonia on medium now, just in time for that group of blackguards we're meant to fight."
"Great! Take skill focus as your next feat, we could do with DragonForce for fighting that elder fire elemental the DM hinted at."As i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i shall know no fear, for i have three lives remaining and god mode enabled.
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2008-01-24, 07:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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I've always wanted to take Perform (Stand Up Comedy)
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I make music
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2008-01-24, 07:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-01-24, 07:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-01-24, 08:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Do they make portable poles?Time travels in divers paces with divers persons.
—As You Like It, III:ii:328
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Current Homebrew: 5th edition psionics
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2008-01-24, 08:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-01-25, 07:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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Aha! Yet another use for the Immovable Rod!
Also, how about perform(The Hustle)?
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2008-01-25, 07:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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i vote for the hubjo
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2008-01-25, 09:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Perform (Bad Poetry)
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2008-01-28, 06:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Some of my personal favorites (for strange and unique purposes, not really comedic or over-the-top as it were):
-Aquaggaswack
-Beer Bottle Organ (One for those dwarves)
-Bikelophone (Yes, it's a real thing, sadly)
-Celestial Harp (Because it looks awesome)
-Double Violin (Played for 5 years, and still can't get that one right)
-Due Capi
-Gravikord
-Hang Drum (For shear bad*ss-ocity)
-Huaca
-Kalimba (Or thumb piano, I love this one)
-Musical Saw
-Pikasso (Without multiple limbs, I dont know HOW someone would master this, unless it was two halflings working in tandem or something)
-Ringflute (Also a personal favorite)
-Rumitone (Hope you don't get motion sickness)
-Sea Organ (not one you can play, but something you should enjoy nevertheless)
-Skatar (Yeah, it's awesome, and I wish I had thought of it first)
-Trump (Or Jaw Harp)
-Vegetables (Look around, there are tons of these on the net)
Most of these were sited from a book I got 3 christmas' ago on exotic instruments. Some were found here
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2008-01-28, 08:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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First one on that list, Perform(Aeolian Wind Harp). Laziest bard EVER.
Also: BROCCOLI OCARINA! BIGU SIZE DESU!Last edited by zaei; 2008-01-28 at 08:11 PM.