A Dyscworlde WereWolfe: Dei In Machina

[Zar Peter]

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{table]Banjo|blademaster42|Dark Corax|detrevinisisiht|GuesssWho|Lizard Lord|Malmagor Andrigal|Zombie Pixie
Mordokai|Emperor Demonking|Dr. Bath|Malmagor Andrigal|Travelling Angel|A Rainy Knight|Hexed|radikalskippy
|Zeratul||||Banjo 1985|Kasz|
|Zombie Pixie||||Phantom Fox||
|||||whitehelm||[/table]

[Shadow]

"What's the matter Petey? Afraid that I'll start a bandwagon against your friend Andre?

You missed my vote on purpose I say!"

*Shadow changes his point back to Zar Peter*

"They're in cahoots I tell you!"

[Ominous]

Auditor one: They didn't kill the one we pointed at.
Auditor two: They did kill a one of themselves, though.
Auditor four creates a large sign out of nothing with a giant arrow pointing at Lizard Lord.
Auditor one: Why are we pointing at Lizard Lord?
Auditor four: Several of the living things have pointed at Lizard Lord and we are jumping on what they call a bandwagon, thus guaranteeing our vote winning, and, if he turns out to be a member of MCSC, it adds credibility to our claim to be villagers.
Auditor two: But we're not villagers; we're Auditors of Reality.
Auditor four: We won't be able to kill more of the living, if they remove us from voting, so we must pretend to be villagers.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

I think Shadow may be on to something and he's usually right. The llama points at Zar Peter.

[Zombie pixe]

((compleatly OOC))

*Lady Sibble Vimes points with regal glory at Zar Peter CurlyKitGirl in agreement with Shadow and Atreyu*

(if i cant point at one narator, ill point at another )

[CurlyKitGirl]

Susan saddled Binky and passed through the Infinite into the un-reality of the Discworld. "Where's Grandfather now?" Smelling the overwhelming burning scent of knurd and real Klatchian curry searing through the normal synus shredding smell of Ankh-Morpork.
Binky turns and heads towards the Curry Gardens.
Susan walks into the restaurant and sees Death eating a vindaloo in perfect comfort. She walks up to him and Death nods at her. "Who's been playing silly buggers this time?"
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF DEI IN MACHINA?
"Dei is gods. Umm; that's Latatian for Gods in the machine isn't it?"
YES. IT SEEMS THAT THE GODS ARE PLAYING A GAME WITH THE PEOPLE IN ANKH - MORPORK. AND CERTAIN.....PIECES WERE REMOVED FROM THE GAME TO MAKE THE GAME MORE, WELL, FUN.
"So; the Gods are literally toying with us again? Why can't a year go by without this happening? Fate and The Lady again?"
YES. AND SEVERAL OTHERS.
Susan sighs and leaves her grandfather to eat his curry in peace.

A shade floats up to Death and pokes him in his bony shoulder. "Why aren't I dead yet?"
Death turns to look at the obstinant shadow, THE GODS WHO ARE PLAYING THIS GAME DECIDED TO PERMANENTLY REMOVE YOU FROM THE EQUATION AS YOU TOO OFTEN WRECK THE GAME AND SMASH THE BOARD.
"How?"
MR. S. HADOW OF THE SHADES; ANKH-MORPORK? YOU HAVE FAR TOO OFTEN ENDED A GAME TOO QUICKLY FOR THE GODS. SO THEY SMOTE YOU.
"Then why am I still here?"
IN THE PURELY LITERAL SENSE? BECAUSE THE GODS HAVE INVOKED A RULE OF HADOW; WHERE YOU MUST WANDER THE DISC UNTIL THE BEGINNING OF THE FORTH DAY OF THE GAME. THE UNDENIABLE RULE OF ALL GODLY GAMES IS THAT HADOW MUST DIE BEFORE DAY FOUR. THEREFORE, I CANNOT COLLECT YOU YET.
"So what do I do?"
Death shrugs, BE HUMAN? THIS ISN'T MY AREA OF EXPERTISE YOU KNOW. I'M JUST TAKING A HOLIDAY. Then he stands up; leaving a few icy golden coins on the table and walks out into the predatorial Ankh - Morpokian daylight looking for all things human. PERHAPS I COULD GET ANOTHER CAT...

[FoE]

The golem lumbers and taps LizardLord on the shoulder. He then writes on his chalkboard the words, "Excuse Me, Sir, Can You Tell Me Anything About These Mysterious Goings-On? They Are Very Mysterious."

[Chunklets]

"Never," though Willikins to himself, as he nimbly sidestepped a mud puddle, "trust someone whose name you can't spell..."

* points at detrevnisisiht *

[Vampiric]

Masklin, the Thing, Angalo and Gurder (who recently returned from his jogging-around-a-sphere) are atop Grandson, 39's shoulder, looking at his current focus of conversation, Detritus. (blademaster42)

[The Bushranger]

The Grim Squeaker scurries through the streets of Ankh-Morpork, pausing as a passing figure inadvertently trods upon a passing rat. A few bits of scythe-waving later, the now-spectral rodent has gone to its reward (likely a cheese factory were it a good rat, and a cattery were it not), and the Death of Rats glares backwards at the departing figure.

SQUEAK SQUEAK EEK SQUEAK SQUEAK IK EEK.
(Lizard Lord)

[EmeraldRose]

CRIVENS! Any a' you wee schemers ha'e any clue what's aboot ta happen? This heed a mine is poundin'! I ha'en't a clue! Pr'aps I'll just sit 'ere and wager on tha outcome...

((Sorry for not voting, but I really have no idea what's happening at the moment in game. I'll be back online a little more regularly now-I hope-and will get back into this on the next phase.))

*there's the sound of a bottle opening, somewhere, and then of something small, drinking very quickly*

*glug*

[Haruki-kun]

Imp Y Celin stares staaaaaaaaaaaaaares at Lizard Lord.

You look somewhat down! Shall I play a song for you?

[Helgraf]

"Wey myst ensyre thayt Yt which ys y' Guardian slumbyrs syoiundly, sych forth shyll we indoctrinate Lizard Lord ynto yts foldys."

[GuesssWho]

{OOC: Whatever my vote was earlier--I think it was Kasz stands, for two reasons: one, Teatime is an unreliable b@$tard who doesn't care whose side anyone is on, and two, I haven't got Clue One what's going on here.}

[Nibleswick]

Oi, look at that funny Pixie, I think he might be dead, in fact I think he's a zombie.

[Jontom Xire]

Umm I voted so long ago I'm not entirely sure if we're into a new day yet. I've lost track a bit. What day is this?

[Fleeing Coward]

((Points at Lizard Lord. Have no idea what's going on here so I'll just follow the crowd))

[banjo1985]

The obviously crazy man who claimed he talked to Bel-Shamharoth once agains pops up in busy streets of Ankh-Morpork.

“Today is a pretty day. Yes indeed. A pretty day. What should I do today? Oh, I know! I'll find me a doggy to play with!“

Walking further down the street, Mordokai meets Gaspode(banjo). Being half crazy as he is, he starts petting him and murmuring some crazy gibberish.

[ooc]I feel kinda stupid for playing just a random lunatic, but from what I've seen such a guy wouldn't actually be to weird in Ankh-Morpork. Plus, I really wanted to saw banjo reaction to this [/ooc]

Gaspode looks rather non-plussed, as the crazy man get's attacked by half a battallion of his fleas.

"Eya squire, you tryin to be funny? Gis a biscuit....I mean WOOF."

[Zar Peter]

Umm I voted so long ago I'm not entirely sure if we're into a new day yet. I've lost track a bit. What day is this?

I'm sorry to tell you Jontom, it's the day after you have been killed.

And Zombie Pixie! Stop pointing at your narrator!

[Jontom Xire]

Damnit! Why me?!?


This game has had me confused since the start. I just completely didn't see the end of night post for some reason.

Ah well.


Whooohoooooo. Whooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooo. Whhhhooooo. Whooooooooooooooooo.

Oh, and, um, clank clank clanketty clank (chains, ok? That's what ghosts are supposed to do right? Rattle chains?)

[Fin]

After spending the previous evening unsuccessfully trying to get buttons offLizard Lord Finkle decides its tme to go get some food...

Right seeing as the newt person wouldn't give me the precious buttons its time to eat... Does anybody have any tree bark? I do love tree bark!

[topher]

So many to choose from...how about Lizard Lord simply at random .

[Zombie pixe]

but all the big boys are doing it?

[Zar Peter]

But the big boys aren't playing!

You are!

[Zombie pixe]

yes mister narator sir...

[topher]

Change point to Zombie Pixie because you are acting suspiciously.

[Raiser Blade]

Point at zombie pixie

[Zombie pixe]

so after having an argumant with the narator i get picked on

well, i wont be doing that again in a hurry

[DarkCorax]

Lu-Tze Shighs as he continues sweeping, He looks up and sees grey shapes floating in a dark alley, "The dhlang are back, I wonder what they are up to this time?" He says staring at the Auditors (Ominous). Sweeper wanders off muttering about Rule One.


((OOC: I'm RP'ing as Lu-Tze))

[blademaster42]

Detritus proceeds back to the watch house to dictate a few reports (it's too difficult to write them himself), and points at Lizard Lord on the way.