Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94

**Mordokai** · 2008-02-02, 10:56 AM (ISO 8601)

You're hallucinating skippy. Nexus wasn't here. At least I didn't saw him.

**SpiderMew** · 2008-02-02, 10:58 AM (ISO 8601)

He was there though according to the e-mails
He must have deleted his post

**Haruki-kun** · 2008-02-02, 10:58 AM (ISO 8601)

You must have gotten mixed up with Bushranger's signature, since it says Nexus in it. Unless of course he deleted a post, which I don't think he did.

EDIT: SpiderMew, you simu'd me!

**Mordokai** · 2008-02-02, 11:01 AM (ISO 8601)

Yeah, I'm sure Haruki is right. That's what I thought as well.

Those signatures can be pretty tricky sometimes.

**Skippy** · 2008-02-02, 11:01 AM (ISO 8601)

Aha! I know I am not crazy!!

Ok. Not that crazy...

**EmeraldRose** · 2008-02-02, 11:19 AM (ISO 8601)

*gets out notebook, glasses, and pen, points to couch*

Not crazy you say? How did you come to this startling conclusion?[/bad Austrian accent]

**Darius Midnite** · 2008-02-02, 11:21 AM (ISO 8601)

And now I seize the opportunity to join in while the random banter still is on the early pages. Some traumatizing childhood experience have caused me to despise Gyros. Can't recall what, but every time that pesky dish is served I scorn it. (Now I see that the topic is no longer on Gyros. Oh well...)

Something else I don't like are the songs on radios. Those hit songs they keep playing again and again. It's almost enough to make me angry.

**EmeraldRose** · 2008-02-02, 11:24 AM (ISO 8601)

Heh...@^ no worries, there's been times I've come in pages late and talked about some topic that was going...

My thing about songs on the radio, is that if I am on the way to work...and an especially horrible song plays, just as I get to work. Then it's stuck in my head ALL DAY!

**Shas aia Toriia** · 2008-02-02, 11:24 AM (ISO 8601)

*Sits on couch*
I'm crazy!
I'm not crazy. . .
Well, maybe a little. . .
*eye twitches*
*runs away. Fast*
Anyways. . .

**EmeraldRose** · 2008-02-02, 11:28 AM (ISO 8601)

Hmm...I see a business opportunity here, though I may need more couches...

*hangs a sign*

The psuedo-shrink is in!
(not responsible for anyone actually believing the psuedo-shrink is, in fact, a mental health professional)[/disclaimer]

The line forms thataway!

**Haruki-kun** · 2008-02-02, 11:29 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by radikalskippy

Aha! I know I am not crazy!!

Does anybody think I'm crazy?

The Pikachus are revolting!!!! Bring the Invisible Llama Army!!! Give us more rations of Jelly Beans, Pop-Tarts and Chocolate Milk! Beach Volleyball is fun!

**Darius Midnite** · 2008-02-02, 11:33 AM (ISO 8601)

I think you're average crazy, considering the real nutters around here.

*Cough*

**Mordokai** · 2008-02-02, 11:36 AM (ISO 8601)

/cast Heal on Haruki.

It's supposed to cure just about anything(insanity included). Lets see if it works

**SpiderMew** · 2008-02-02, 11:39 AM (ISO 8601)

YoUr AlL cRaZy!1!1!

iM Da NOrmAl 1

**EmeraldRose** · 2008-02-02, 11:39 AM (ISO 8601)

*grapples Mordokai*

You're gonna ruin my racket!

Wait..I've got an idea! I'll "diagnose" them, and then you can "heal" them.

We'll be rich! What d'ya think?

**Shas aia Toriia** · 2008-02-02, 11:42 AM (ISO 8601)

Shas is still on the couch, wondering why s/he hasn't been healed of inanity.

**Mordokai** · 2008-02-02, 11:44 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by EmeraldRose

*grapples Mordokai*

You're gonna ruin my racket!

Wait..I've got an idea! I'll "diagnose" them, and then you can "heal" them.

We'll be rich! What d'ya think?

Sign this contract(no need to read it, it's all ok) and we have a deal

Madam, we have a deal

Now, start diagnosing these loonies

**EmeraldRose** · 2008-02-02, 11:45 AM (ISO 8601)

Oh..inanity? I'm sorry, we don't work with that here...you'll need to go down the hall to Professor Fuddle for help with that...

*points Shas down the hall, and hands a bill on the way*

@^...very well, but you know this contract is null and void in the snow...which we are in here.

**Shas aia Toriia** · 2008-02-02, 11:48 AM (ISO 8601)

*Shas leaves*

So, do I actually have to pay this bill?

**Darius Midnite** · 2008-02-02, 11:48 AM (ISO 8601)

Seems to me that you are exploiting the good will and nature of other people. Brilliant business.

**Mordokai** · 2008-02-02, 11:51 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by EmeraldRose

@^...very well, but you know this contract is null and void in the snow...which we are in here.

I'll send you my lawyer, you can talk with him

@Darius: right

But don't try to muscle in, the bussines is already taken

**The Bushranger** · 2008-02-02, 11:53 AM (ISO 8601)

I'm nobody.
Who are you?
Are you nobody, too?

Originally Posted by Darius Midnite

Something else I don't like are the songs on radios. Those hit songs they keep playing again and again. It's almost enough to make me angry.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The whole thing is a racket.
The Top (however many) songs are on the lists because they're played so often.
They're played so often because they're on those lists.
Hmm...

**Darius Midnite** · 2008-02-02, 12:02 PM (ISO 8601)

There once was a way to stick it to the man, and that way was called Rock 'n Roll. But then the man invented MTV and radio hits...

**Jibar** · 2008-02-02, 12:03 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by The Bushranger

I'm nobody.
Who are you?
Are you nobody, too?

Someone called for a Nobody?
Oh, you want a nobody.
Okay, I'm a nobody too.

Ooooh, ohkay. You looking for people who are nobody. Can't help you there. I'm just a nobody Nobody.

**EmeraldRose** · 2008-02-02, 12:06 PM (ISO 8601)

But what if they're looking for Somebody? Would Anybody do? What if Everybody shows up?

(this could get complicated...)

**Mordokai** · 2008-02-02, 12:08 PM (ISO 8601)

No kidding, I feel I'm going to need you diagnosing me soon if this continues

**ZombieRockStar** · 2008-02-02, 12:13 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by The Bushranger

I'm nobody.
Who are you?
Are you nobody, too?

Don't tell! They'd banish us, you know...

**Ego Slayer** · 2008-02-02, 12:32 PM (ISO 8601)

Zombie, I think we need to start awarding Awesome Points again... Bushranger just earn himself a bunch.

**Gorbash** · 2008-02-02, 12:37 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Ego Slayer

^: 2 Ls.

Honey-covered, huh? 1ft of honey on the floor to keep people from leaving, and everyone will be hyper from the sugar? Sounds... sticky.

Speakin' of honey... and stickiness... I think, if I find the energy, am going to make baklava tomorrow. >< Because it is the bestest dessert evar... >>

You know what baklava is? How?

**Haruki-kun** · 2008-02-02, 12:42 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by The Bushranger

I'm nobody.
Who are you?
Are you nobody, too?

My favorite poem. O.O

*claps for reference*

I like to relate to that kind of writing.

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