Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94

[bosssmiley]

*hangs a sign*

The psuedo-shrink is in!
(not responsible for anyone actually believing the psuedo-shrink is, in fact, a mental health professional)[/disclaimer]

"I disbelieve!"

*EmeraldRose vanishes in a puff of perfumed scepticism*

Emily Dickinson, classic example of a literary dancing bear.
("The wonder is not that the bear <American> can dance <write literature> well, but that it can dance <write literature> at all.")

[ZombieRockStar]

Zombie, I think we need to start awarding Awesome Points again... Bushranger just earn himself a bunch.

How dreary to be somebody!
For they are not awarded 5,000 awesome points!

I think I stopped giving those out because my supply of awesome dried up almost a year ago. We suffered from awesome inflation and were forced to implement awesome control to keep the price of awesomeness down...or something like that.

[Em Blackleaf]

I'm nobody.
Who are you?
Are you nobody, too?

Emily Dickinson is one of my favorite poets.

I vaguely remember gryos from my trip to Greece at the end of high school. Vaguely, because I was full of certain intoxicating liquids all the time These days I'm much more into shish kebab. Yummy.

Anyway, I thought that a little laught would do everybody good, so I present you with some comics. I find them hilarious

Haha! Those snowmen are so awesome! I wish it snowed here.

[wadledo]

........What?
I go away to see my father for (checks clock) 18 hours and the world falls apart at the seams?

And why did Haruki get his own thread?
It'll give him a bloated head for months.

Furthermore, those snowmen are awesome.

[Ego Slayer]

I imagine I've got quite a few Awesome Points laying around... *awards Bushranger with some* =P

You know what baklava is? How?

Uhm... because us Americans eat it too... because we're diverse like that?

[EmeraldRose]

"I disbelieve!"

*EmeraldRose vanishes in a puff of perfumed scepticism*

Emily Dickinson, a classic instance of a literary dancing bear.
("The wonder is not that the bear <American> can dance <write literature> well, but that it can dance <write literature> at all.")

Well, at least it was perfumed...

Ok, Mordokai, I guess we've been busted. I suppose you can still bill everyone though...we should have made enough for coffee.

Also, yay! lunch was a hummus sandwich with sprouts, carrot and purple cabbage...to which my son said "Yuck, your sandwich is all vegetables!" And mada a face that looked like this...

[North]

Today I saw a miniature Stonehenge made out of snow, complete with the outer circle thing it had going.

My lifelong dream of meeting a modern druid is about to be realized.



There's a 'c' that sneaks in there somewhere to differentiate the two. I forget where, because its pretty stealthy like the 'r' in February.

Feb roo ary. Thats silly. Like Wednsday.

[Zakama]

I would make snowmen like Calvin, but I can't find sticks like the ones he has. Look at them, they're all perfect arms, with hands even!

[Mordokai]

Well, at least it was perfumed...

Ok, Mordokai, I guess we've been busted. I suppose you can still bill everyone though...we should have made enough for coffee.

Also, yay! lunch was a hummus sandwich with sprouts, carrot and purple cabbage...to which my son said "Yuck, your sandwich is all vegetables!" And mada a face that looked like this...

I'm nothing if not gentleman. Come, coffee is on me. I'd never forgive myself if I'd let a beautiful lady like yourself pay

[EmeraldRose]

Aww...that was sweet! I hear there's a "hippie's Coffee Bar" around here someplace...
We can discuss another get rich quick scheme.

[North]

Well, at least it was perfumed...

Ok, Mordokai, I guess we've been busted. I suppose you can still bill everyone though...we should have made enough for coffee.

Also, yay! lunch was a hummus sandwich with sprouts, carrot and purple cabbage...to which my son said "Yuck, your sandwich is all vegetables!" And mada a face that looked like this...

Well thats good. I would have been more worried if he had said Yay Brusselsprouts, you can get rid of that chocolate cake now!

[EmeraldRose]

Heh. Well, as I'm not fond of brusselsprouts myself, I don't think he even knows what they look like.

The bit I think is funny is that he will eat spinach, mushroom, and black olive pizza...but insists that they are not veggies. I'll sneak the veggies in somehow...

[Mordokai]

Aww...that was sweet! I hear there's a "hippie's Coffee Bar" around here someplace...
We can discuss another get rich quick scheme.

Most certainly my fair lady!

/offers hand and awaits for ER's hand.

[North]

All veggies taste good with melted cheese.

[Raiser Blade]

"Dad is great
He gives us chocolate cake!"


My favorite vegetable is the tomato. If you were about to reply saying that the tomato is actually a fruit then you have fallen into my trap!

Baklava is pretty good but I prefer cheesecake... >.>

[Ranna]

sneaking vegetables in is what i do to my boyfriend too it is a good plan and very important too overweight children make me very sad


EDIT: jesus christ this threat moves fast at peak

[ZombieRockStar]

I imagine I've got quite a few Awesome Points laying around... *awards Bushranger with some* =P

You're the reason that we're facing this critical shortage of awesome points! I gave them all to you under the awesome free trade agreement, and your mammoth awesome economy is overpowering mine.

Plus the fact that, for so long, your awesome points were much more valuable than mine, but now that parity has come, we may see a return to a more balanced awesomeness or something like that.

(I really don't know a damn thing about economics, and it shows...)

[zeratul]

Hmm, zombie and ego talking about economics.......Does this make Ego Reagen?

[Shadow]

I have three of ZRS's awesome points.
Only three.

Can I trade them in for one of Ego's?

@v: What's wrong with them? He admitted himself that they were inferior. Mine were stolen anyway, so trading them will help to launder them and then I'll have clean awesome points to spend freely. I don't mind the inflation.

[EmeraldRose]

I have no awesome points. Ah well, I suppose I'll have to try to live without them...

Shadow, what's wrong with ZRS's awesome points? I wonder what the trade ratio is between ZRS and Ego points...

[Ego Slayer]

*laughs at Zer's comment*

Shadow, I'll give you half an Ego Awesome Point for those Zombie Awesome Points.

V: Hahah! xD

[Shadow]

Deal!

Hahaha! Take that Awesome IRS!

[EmeraldRose]

*laughs at Zer's comment*

Shadow, I'll give you half an Ego Awesome Point for those Zombie Awesome Points.

Wow, so it's a 6:1 ratio? Would it change if ZRS had more Ego Points? What if Ego got Zombie Points?

*head explodes*

[ZombieRockStar]

Hmm, zombie and ego talking about economics.......Does this make Ego Reagen?

If it does, that makes me Mulroney!

I have no awesome points. Ah well, I suppose I'll have to try to live without them...

Shadow, what's wrong with ZRS's awesome points? I wonder what the trade ratio is between ZRS and Ego points...

Currently, one Zombie Awesome Point is worth 1.0065 Ego Awesome Point.
This may change when the markets open up again on Monday.

[Mordokai]

Wow, so it's a 6:1 ratio? Would it change if ZRS had more Ego Points? What if Ego got Zombie Points?

*head explodes*

It helps you little if you have none.

Like me I'm not awesome at all!

/goes crying in the corner.

[unstattedCommoner]

Currently, one Zombie Awesome Point is worth 1.0065 Ego Awesome Point.
This may change when the markets open up again on Monday.:smallamsued:

That would be for insider dealing, yes?

[Shadow]

That would be for insider dealing, yes?

That would be :bigamarrested:

[zeratul]

It helps you little if you have none.

Like me I'm not awesome at all!

/goes crying in the corner.

Oh come on you've got to be at least to be a little awesome. Those dryad babes don't line up for just anybody you know ! *shows his own lack of dryad babes*

[ZombieRockStar]

:bigambail:

It helps you little if you have none.

Like me I'm not awesome at all!

/goes crying in the corner.

Oh, right. We stopped giving out those complimentary 1,000 APs just for posting in Random Banter because of the inflation crisis. >_>

[Ego Slayer]

Zer, if I knew of any dyad babes, I'd give them to you. Two of them! =O