Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94

[phoenixineohp]

Sigh. I need to go into school today and work as long as I can in the wood shop. I am just not feeling energy or desire really. Not looking forward to this week.

And I'm still terrified I'm going to cut a finger off.

[zeratul]

Zer, if I knew of any dyad babes, I'd give them to you. Two of them! =O

Aww thanks auntie ego! *glomp*

So did you guys hear about the whole Keith Ledger dying thing? It's pretty interesting what with the involvement of pills and all.

[Shadow]

Sigh. I need to go into school today and work as long as I can in the wood shop. I am just not feeling energy or desire really. Not looking forward to this week.

And I'm still terrified I'm going to cut a finger off.

Wood shop was FUN!
I took it as an elective in High School for easy credit.
Don't worry about your fingers. Medicine is amazing these days. They'll just stitch it right back on. You'll go from this:

To this:

And get credit too! Oh, the joys of wood shop!

[Mordokai]

Oh, right. We stopped giving out those complimentary 1,000 APs just for posting in Random Banter because of the inflation crisis. >_>

You're no fun, you know that?

Zer, she had a sister, but she was already swooned by FoE, so I'm afraid you're out of luck. You'll have to try different adress I too would gladly give you some, but it's just not in my power. Vast as it may be

[North]

"Dad is great
He gives us chocolate cake!"


My favorite vegetable is the tomato. If you were about to reply saying that the tomato is actually a fruit then you have fallen into my trap!

Baklava is pretty good but I prefer cheesecake... >.>

MMMMMmm...... Cheesecake.

I had some pumpkin pie cheesecake the other night. Gigantic tastegasm.

[Eldpollard]

Ah, making things in high school. After realising that I was awful I decided to make something we could all use. A door stop. It worked quite well.

[Ranna]

i can only ever eat the tiniest amounts of cheesecake or it makes me sick but it is amazing! just as good as chocolate fudge cake with ice cream in the middle yum yum

problem is i only ever order desserts when eating out and by then im already full from my main course...oh the woes



EDIT: OH NOES im now a halfling.....they are no way near as cute!!!!!!!!!! - im actually gutted

[Gorbash]

I imagine I've got quite a few Awesome Points laying around... *awards Bushranger with some* =P


Uhm... because us Americans eat it too... because we're diverse like that?

I had no idea. I mean, about the part that you eat it. Of course you're not diverse.

[zeratul]

I had no idea. I mean, about the part that you eat it. Of course you're not diverse.

In me town at least we have a thing called the "Greek festival" wit tones of awesome Greek food, and stuff. We also have a Scottish festival with food, and weapons, and Scottish bands, and the Scottish games. It's pretty sweer

[Mordokai]

EDIT: OH NOES im now a halfling.....they are no way near as cute!!!!!!!!!! - im actually gutted

Yeah well, don't worry too much, I'll be bugbear soon Compare this to this, and you'll find out you're not having it as bad as you may think

[phoenixineohp]

It's when I go from
<-- That to
that my concern will really peak.

And this is University sculpture class. So we don't have to make useful things. Which is good.

[North]

Yeah Cheescake is so rich that I usually can only eat one or two pieces.

@ Ranna. Just wait your going to be an Orc next. They are most fugly

[Shadow]

It's when I go from
<-- That to
that my concern will really peak.

There's plenty of advice to be gained here in the playground for such a transition.
Check out the LGBTitp thread.

[Ranna]

i just dont think im quite ready to be a halfling yet, its quite the step up i like my lowly position in the Hierarchy

[EmeraldRose]

Just call it progress, and try not to let it bother you Ranna. Besides, it means, you're enjoying being in the Playground!

[Raiser Blade]

How many Ego points would it take to buy an internetz?

[Shadow]

How many Ego points would it take to buy an internetz?

I would loan you mine, but I'm saving up to buy an all expenses paid trip to Cabo San Lucas.

[EmeraldRose]

But..doesn't Ego already own the internet? I'm sure I remember hearing that somewhere..

[Ego Slayer]

How many Ego points would it take to buy an internetz?

Here, I'm feeling particularly nice today.

[Shadow]

You should send one of those to Asia and another to Africa.
They could use 'em right now.

[Raiser Blade]

Wee! I haz an internet!

[bosssmiley]

i just dont think im quite ready to be a halfling yet, its quite the step up i like my lowly position in the Hierarchy

There *is* no hierarchy. The sooner that sinks in the sooner you'll start to ascend the ranks...which don't exist...got that? Good!

*flicks eyes to left and right. Throws canister of pink knock-out gas*
SSSSSSSSsssssss....

You should send one of those to Asia and another to Africa.
They could use 'em right now.

Why do you think various countries have been losing their connections recently? That's just Ego taking back her web-o-tubes, one nation at a time.

It all makes perfect sense. You see, what happens is-

>CARRIER LOST
|

[North]

See I thought all those tubes were just clogged up with too much pron.

[Zombie pixe]

is that an intentional miss-spelling? heh, even the word is evil

[Jibar]

There *is* no hierarchy. The sooner that sinks in the sooner you'll start to ascend the ranks...which don't exist...got that? Good!

*flicks eyes to left and right. Throws canister of pink knock-out gas*
SSSSSSSSsssssss....

Pssst. Bossssssssssss. she's catching on. Use the knock ou-what is all this colourful smo*collapse*

Why do you think various countries have been losing their connections recently? That's just Ego taking back her web-o-tubes, one nation at a time.

It all makes perfect sense. You see, what happens is-

>CARRIER LOST
|

Don't worry, so far she's only got the Icy North so far. It'll be many long months of combat before she'll reach us in the Sea of Culture.

[North]

No one has got me!

@Zombie Yeah that was intentional. Prons a funnier word.

[Zombie pixe]

heehee *giggles*

true. it is a very silly word, perfect for this forum

[Ranna]

pron reminds me of some sort of snack pass the pron please

mm could also be a condiment

[Zombie pixe]

"would you like me to pron your bread"

hahaha, yes it could

[Semidi]

mmm... Pron

What? I'm talking about the shellfish...



I like to eat their legs with some dry noodles.