My Name Is Q (an Oots style webcomic starring ME!)

[Green-Shirt Q]

New comic!

comic 40: The Cleric battle.

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[someonenonotyou]

wait didn't the lawyers just rip off bugs bunny?those hippocrites! they should have some holy lawers come and take them away smallbiggrin: love the comic

[Green-Shirt Q]

New comic.

comic 41: The most powerful spell in a bard's arsonal

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[memnarch]

Why do the Q drive cars?

[Green-Shirt Q]

Why do the Q drive cars?

To blend in amunst mortals when we are going undercover.

[someonenonotyou]

... i don't get it

[Green-Shirt Q]

... i don't get it

I was afrid of this.

I can explain it. The one who must not be named casted "Summon Jackass VI" and then a Hummer appers. This is based on what my Mummy raised me to believe, which is that only complete and utter jerks drive Hummers.

Then Green Q asks Q if he has a Hummer, which is basicly calling him a great big jerk.

[Green-Shirt Q]

New comic.

comic 42: the interigation

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[memnarch]

two things:
Is he tied in rope or turned to stone?
Also, what penguin?

[Green-Shirt Q]

two things:
Is he tied in rope or turned to stone?
Also, what penguin?

He's tied up.

As for the peinguin,it's based on the metaphot "your death shall be swift and silent...like the owl!" which means, obviously, that they will die quickly. Grinly said "your death shall be swift and silent....like the peinguin", and because peinguins arn't swift or silent this basicly means that his death will be slow and horrible.

Grinly used to use all kinds of strange and confusing metaphors. I haven't actually put any in yet (except for the peinguin one) but I assure you, they will be seen.

[Green-Shirt Q]

New comic!

comic 43: The cross-class skill

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[Green-Shirt Q]

[oldman] What, nobody has the decency to post inbetween comics!? No time for grampa Q!? Why don't you vist me more often?! [/oldman]



Anyway, new comic. This one with 20% more evil.

comic 44: The beg for forgivness.

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[Meynolds]

Yay for non-stereotypical villains! That is to say, one who cares about his henchmen (or so we are being led to believe).

[memnarch]

Hmmmm.... Has the black guy read the Evil Overlord List by chance?

[Green-Shirt Q]

Hmmmm.... Has the black guy read the Evil Overlord List by chance?

Huh? What's the Evil Overlord list?

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Anyhow, I just realized that one of my banners had a false link and it sends you to a completley different website. It's kinda funny how one letter in a code can mess up an entire link.

I fixed it now, just so you know.

[memnarch]

this and other things similar to it.

[Blayze]

I suppose at least some antagonists have to be alright with their employees. I mean, it's hard to have a well-trained and motivated workforce if you're always killing them off, right?

[Green-Shirt Q]

Sorry for not updateing for the last 2 days, I've had some problem with my computer that not even my Q powers can fix!

I've just fixed it now, so here's your new comic. This one with loads of plot expo.

comic 45: The plot expo.

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Anyway, I've just decided that I'm going to redo the old strips so they look better. I've figured that it's the horrible art stlye (one that's slightly improved) that is making my comic not-so popular. That and the whole niche market stuff.

[Meynolds]

Excuse me, but wouldn't a being of pure chaos absorbing the power of a being of a being of pure lawfulness result in a being of pure neutrality? Just saying...

Otherwise, a great comic. Plot exposition is coming along nicely.

I would recommend against going back and redoing the first comics quite yet. It would result in a slowdown (of an unknown length) in comic releases. Which is bad. For us. The readers.

[Wreckingrocc]

I would recommend against going back and redoing the first comics quite yet. It would result in a slowdown (of an unknown length) in comic releases. Which is bad. For us. The readers.

Actually, If he got Inkscape, then he could do the comics in half the time, and whenever he posts a new one, he could go back and redo one. Then, in forty more comic's time, all of them would be unblurred, uncheesy graphicsed, you could spellcheck them, and the future comics would look better because you won't have to copy+paste the same character over and over again, editing him on the spot.

[Meynolds]

Actually, If he got Inkscape, then he could do the comics in half the time, and whenever he posts a new one, he could go back and redo one. Then, in forty more comic's time, all of them would be unblurred, uncheesy graphicsed, you could spellcheck them, and the future comics would look better because you won't have to copy+paste the same character over and over again, editing him on the spot.

True, but I suppose we should ask Q if he has Inkscape. All rests on this singular point.

So Q, have you gotten Inkscape?

[memnarch]

I think it was more of he didn't want to use Inkscape. (preferred older program)

[Green-Shirt Q]

Excuse me, but wouldn't a being of pure chaos absorbing the power of a being of a being of pure lawfulness result in a being of pure neutrality? Just saying...

Otherwise, a great comic. Plot exposition is coming along nicely.

I would recommend against going back and redoing the first comics quite yet. It would result in a slowdown (of an unknown length) in comic releases. Which is bad. For us. The readers.

Well firstly, the Darkness wanderers can get the law powers, and use them for chaos (Just like somebody can have good powers and use them for evil) so it that wouldn’t be an issue.

Also, I’m flattered that you have a concern for the comic’s updating schedule, but you shouldn’t worry. I’m very quick with the writing of the comic (two thirds of the time between updates is the time it takes for my slow internet connection. I’m also retired so I have no job to worry about) and I am almost halfway done with the redone first comics.

True, but I suppose we should ask Q if he has Inkscape. All rests on this singular point.

So Q, have you gotten Inkscape?

Nope! Most certainly not!

I think it was more of he didn't want to use Inkscape. (preferred older program)

Damn straight. I use Corel Draw PHOTO PAINT 8. A VERY obsolete program that I’m sentimentality attached to. I shall never part with it.

[Green-Shirt Q]

New comic.

comic 46: the long walk ahead

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[Green-Shirt Q]

Oh yeah, and I've updated the character bios.

The Character Bios (SPOILER ALERT!)

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The Good

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Q

Sex:Male Race:Q Elf Class:Wizard
Who used to be an all-knowing god-like being has now been demoted to the ranks of mortal. He is rather vain and belives himself to be better then everyone else.

Grinly

Sex:Male Race:Human Class: Cleric
Grinly is a wise old man who has taken up adventruing in his old age. Although he has dreams of world domination and can animate undead, he is not nessesarily evil. He will often try to trick you into thinking that though. He often uses bizzare metaphors. He also where's dark, strange robes that look like he has something to hide.

Porky

Sex:Male Race:Half-Orc Class:Paladin
Q had killed his brother when he was 12, and know he has sworn revenge! He takes his honor quite seriously. He is a stick-in-the-mud and is often angered by his teamates schemes. He is smarter then the adverage Half-Orc.

Sarah

Sex:Female Race:Human Class:Sorcerer
This girl has been abandoned by her parents at age 12 because of her frightning sorcerer powers, and was adopted by Grinly, who thinks of her as some kind of granddaugter. She is quite pretty and his tired of people oogling her.

Carl (a.k.a. The One Who Must Not Be Named.)

Sex:Male Race:Gnome (half-dragon) Class: Bard/Dragon disaple.
A greedy Gnome who dedicated his life to larceny. He is obsesed with wealth and will do anything for cash, no matter how low. He believes his origanal class, Bard, to be humiliating, so he pick a really cool prestige class for balence. He is also really lazy.

Q

Sex:Male Race:Qhuman Class: No classMonk.
Q (or green-shirt Q as he has been designated by fans due to his trademark hawiien shirt) is a rather fun loving, goofy, and arguably stupid buddy of Q. He has just recently given up his powers to go on vaction with his girlfriend.

Q

Sex:(Yes please)Female Race:QTiefling Class:Rouge
She is (green-shirt) Q's passionate girlfriend. She picked Tiefling spicifically to excite him. She is social and enjoyable, even though she dosn't talk.

Fayt

Sex:Male Race:Human Class:Ranger
Fayt is a young man who lives in Barrelwall town. He longs to be an adventerer and constanly trains to be one. He idolizes Grinly and his team. He sometimes goes with them on easy missions.

Beth

Sex:Female Race:Human Class:Druid/Wizard
Beth is a wise, old woman who has a long history and friendship with Grinly. She has an "All-seeing eye", which is a mysterious, magical mutation which alows her to scry almost anywhere, anytime. She can also predict the future slightly with mysterious prophecys. She is Fayt's grandmother and is also grandmother of a girl named Kate, who may or may not share her mutation.

The Bad

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The Darkness-wanderer

Sex:Male Race:Darkness-wanderer Class: No class
This Darkness-wanderer has a plan to take over all the universe. Although not the leader of the Darkness-wanderers, he is known as the Darkness-wanderer. He is very gentlemen-like and is also very forgiving of his minions. His evil hasn't been shown yet, but it's definetly present. How Grinly knows him is unknown

Xenaria

Sex: Female Race:Human Class:Wizard/Sorcerer
She is the Darkness-wanderer's wife, and his only connection to the mortal relm. Because the Darkness-wanderer can't go in Star-wanderer territory, he need Xenaria to scry and bring him back info on the world when he needs it. She only dresses like that to please her husband because she chooses to, and the Darkness-wanderer hasn't ordered her to do so.

King Bortak

Sex:Male Race:Gargoyle Class:Barbarian
He is the Darkness-wanderer's current cheif minion. He is the right-hand man and the leader of all the gargoyles. He only follows orders because he fears the Darkness-wanderer's sheer amount of power. He is a big brute, idiot and showboat, often forgetting a plan by gloating too much.

The Ugly

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343 Innocent Volt

Sex: (do archons have gender's?) Race: Archon Class: (do archons have classe's?)
A monitor to the Hall of the Star-wanderer's. He know's everything about the Star-wanderers and has a lot of information about the Darkness-wanderer's. You can be sure we haven't seen the last of him.

The first minion
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Sex:Male Race:? Class:?
We know nothing about this guy, except that he used to work for the Darkness-wanderer as his first cheif minion before King Bortak. He betrayed the Darkness-wanderer for some reason, and his fate is unknown, except that he is alive. Will we see him in the future? Maybe. Maybe not.

[Green-Shirt Q]

I finshed updating my art from the first couple of comics.

Here's the new versions.

comics 1-6: The introduction

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comic 1: The Trial.

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comic 2: The Sentence.

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comic 3: The Loophole

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comic 4: The Race

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comic 5: The Wizard

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What do you think? Pretty good, eh?

At least when compared to my old ones.

I put the old ones up in the bonus features section.

[Green-Shirt Q]

New comic

comic 47: the Battleship

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[Green-Shirt Q]

Look at how many times in a row I've posted! Somebody please reply!

Is anybody even reading this?! Hello?! Anyone there?!

Answer me!

It's getting kinda lonley here.

Anyway, new comic. Sorry it's kinda short.

comic 48: The capture.

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[Lonna]

I'm still reading! And enjoying! I'm just a little short on time, it being the Easter season and me having family obligations and all.

[Meynolds]

I'm still here. I just haven't had much to say of late.

Anyway, the plot is thickening quite nicely. Like the pea soup.