North's Maple Syrup Flavored Non-Alliterative Random Banter #95 Eh?

[Scorpina]

I think I did something similar and made myself ill once.

Speaking of, I've got a date on Wednesday. It makes me feel sick.

...meep...

*hides*

[Shadow]

Speaking of, I've got a date on Wednesday. It makes me feel sick.

...meep...

*hides*

You should bring him here! You should not!
That'd be the best first date ever! Worst... I meant worst.

[Inigo Montoya]

That's a great idea! See'll love us!

[I'm da Rogue!]

But it's the nice kind of sick!

Do I look fat in this? How's my hair? What should I reply now? This sounded better in my head..

[Scorpina]

But it's the nice kind of sick!

Do I look fat in this? How's my hair? What should I reply now? This sounded better in my head..

Tsk, I'm not that girly.

...I'm also disapointed that I can't correct people who assume my date is male because he is. Grr.

[FoE]

@^: I thought only men got nervous before dates. Anyways, don't worry about it.

I was just at an elementary school science fair. Now, it's a given that elementary school students aren't going to do the fanciest projects. But I couldn't help but be reminded of Ralph Wiggum ("I'm Idaho!") by this one kid there, whose project was called "Space Bully" and was about black holes. It consisted of two pieces of paper, one of which had a poorly-drawn swirl on it, the other having about five or six extremely suspect "facts" about black holes. (I think one of them was that objects shrink as they are pulled into black holes.)

Him: Black holes are created when a star collapses in on itself!

FoE: So why do stars do that?

Him: Uuuuuh ...

Needless to say, I quickly moved on to see the other projects.

[North]

Tsk, I'm not that girly.

...I'm also disapointed that I can't correct people who assume my date is male because he is. Grr.

You'd rather us assume female?


Ill grudingly imagine that scenario. But only as a favour to you.

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But where would all that chocolate syrup come from?

[Scorpina]

You'd rather us assume female?

Well, my point is that it could be either.

But where would all that chocolate syrup come from?

Oh, it's easy enough to find.

[Haruki-kun]

Ah! Me Rrrrandom Banterrrr eez overrr!

@^: I thought only men got nervous before dates. Anyways, don't worry about it.

I was just at an elementary school science fair. Now, it's a given that elementary school students aren't going to do the fanciest projects. But I couldn't help but be reminded of Ralph Wiggum ("I'm Idaho!") by this one kid there, whose project was called "Space Bully" and was about black holes. It consisted of two pieces of paper, one of which had a poorly-drawn swirl on it, the other having about five or six extremely suspect "facts" about black holes. (I think one of them was that objects shrink as they are pulled into black holes.)

Him: Black holes are created when a star collapses in on itself!

FoE: So why do stars do that?

Him: Uuuuuh ...

Needless to say, I quickly moved on to see the other projects.

My brother is currently doing a really....... ridiculous Science fair project. He's got two guinea pigs in a maze, and he says he wants to time how long it takes them to reach the food depending on what kind of food he places for them.

Needless to say, a Guinea Pig who's not hungry won't go into the maze no matter how good the food is.

[North]

Allright lets fill up the swimming pool then. And animate the giant gummi bears.

[I'm da Rogue!]

Nah, it's not about being girly.

I'm not girly, yet I still wonder if I look fat in my jeans, or what should I do with this hair I almost never brush because I'm lazy, and it's too wavy.

If you like the other person, you get anxious about your looks.

And guys... You can almost feel their eyes on your butt, when you turn your back to them.

And this makes me more anxious

[Scorpina]

I'm not girly, yet I still wonder if I look fat in my jeans, or what should I do with this hair I almost never brush because I'm lazy, and it's too wavy.

Ah, well in this case the guy knows what the real me looks like, so I can get away with not brushing my hair.

And guys... You can almost feel their eyes on your butt, when you turn your back to them.

I actually like that sensation...

[FoE]

My brother is currently doing a really....... ridiculous Science fair project. He's got two guinea pigs in a maze, and he says he wants to time how long it takes them to reach the food depending on what kind of food he places for them.

Needless to say, a Guinea Pig who's not hungry won't go into the maze no matter how good the food is.

That's why you need to starve them.

If nothing else, tell him to put the guinea pig in a little airplane.

And guys... You can almost feel their eyes on your butt, when you turn your back to them.

I don't do that, but then again, I use that time to slip the little pills into their drink.

((I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING!))

[North]

And guys... You can almost feel their eyes on your butt, when you turn your back to them.

And this makes me more anxious

Its your fault for turning around.

I enjoy getting those occasional times I get oggled.

[RandomLogic]

That's why you need to starve them.

If nothing else, tell him to put the guinea pig in a little airplane.

Or create a Pavlov dog's situation, ring a bell, place food in maze, solve maze for food.

[I'm da Rogue!]

I actually like that sensation...

Me too, but we're not supposed to admit that, remember?

[Scorpina]

Me too, but we're not supposed to admit that, remember?

I didn't really pay any attention in the briefing. I was doodling.

[Amotis]

And I was watching some buttz.

[FoE]

Its your fault for turning around.

I enjoy getting those occasional times I get oggled.

What are you talking about? Men don't get ogled. (And certainly not Smurfs. Unless it's Smurfette. That girl's one tasty piece of ass.)

[Cobra_Ikari]

Wait...so I'm supposed to ogle you?

...I'm happy just looking at your faces, sorry, ladies.

...although I might make an exception for Scorpina. Damn! >.<

[Shadow]

Ooops!

*bats eyelashes*

I dropped my pencil....

*waves bottom towards Amotis*
*giggles*

[North]

What are you talking about? Men don't get ogled. (And certainly not Smurfs. Unless it's Smurfette. That girl's one tasty piece of ass.)

We should! I demand equal rights!

[I'm da Rogue!]

Men don't get ogled.

They don't what?

You'd be surprised on the conversations women have.

A nice male butt is something worth staring.

[Cobra_Ikari]

They don't what?

You'd be surprised on the conversations women have.

A nice male butt is something worth staring.

...*tries to look over his shoulder*...

...how does my butt look?

[Shadow]

What are you talking about? Men don't get ogled. (And certainly not Smurfs. Unless it's Smurfette. That girl's one tasty piece of ass.)

Tell that to Papa Smurf, baby!

[FoE]

Gross! Smurf felching!

Did no one see Clerks II? YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!

Perhaps I should have said "Men don't get ogled as much."

[North]

...*tries to look over his shoulder*...

...how does my butt look?

Black Arial

[Scorpina]

Gross! Smurf felching!

Perhaps I should have said "Men don't get ogled as much."

...said the cheerleader.

*gawp*

[I'm da Rogue!]

Perhaps I should have said "Men don't get ogled as much."

Don't blame us. Blame nature.

[North]

Gross! Smurf felching!

Did no one see Clerks II? YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!

Perhaps I should have said "Men don't get ogled as much."

Well sometimes it happens. When your in the moment you know...

Aww I cant remember a Kevin Smith quote. I am sad.