North's Maple Syrup Flavored Non-Alliterative Random Banter #95 Eh?

[Shadow]

"in a row?"

Best. Line. Ever.

[I'm da Rogue!]

I think it goes like that:

Dante : You never go ass to mouth!
Randal : Would you grow up?

[Serpentine]

I don't get oggled (and FdL doesn't count )

A nice male butt is something worth staring.

And how. On a related note, there's far too few men wearing tight pants nowadays.

[mercurymaline]

Oi, and this is the conversation I choose to jump in on.
Plenty of men, well, I guess I should say boys, wear tight pants around here. It's called emo.

[Cobra_Ikari]

I don't get oggled (and FdL doesn't count )
And how. On a related note, there's far too few men wearing tight pants nowadays.

...

...*ogleoglemolestmolestmolest*...

*hugs*...tight pants make you useless to women, Serp. Except as eye candy.

[North]

You can show off the male booty with out resorting to tight pants.

I hate tight pants

Serp gets oggled all the time.

[Kneenibble]

Oi, and this is the conversation I choose to jump in on.
Plenty of men, well, I guess I should say boys, wear tight pants around here. It's called emo.

Yes but they always wear a women's cut, and it so often makes their ass look flat and wide, and their legs too short, and is only very rarely shmexy.

...Yeah, that's right. I check out emo boys. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

[LightWraith]

I don't get oggled (and FdL doesn't count )
And how. On a related note, there's far too few men wearing tight pants nowadays.

Very true. Although at my University guys are starting to wear pants that fit again.

On a related note, guys, if your pants fit, you can be pretty sure someone's looking.

Edit: And since I got multi-super-ninja'd... I am not referring to guys wearing girl-cut jeans. That just looks uncomfortable.

[Dragonrider]

emo pants look horrible, IMHO.
Of course, I wear tight pants...but I am a girl. Makes all the difference. Also, unlike some people, I don't wear TOO SMALL pants. I am a legitimate size 5 (American...dunno what for the rest of you...). There is a difference between tight and too small. [/self-righteousness]

[EmeraldRose]

As long as the guys aren't wearing pants so big they fall off or have to hold them up all the time...but yes, well fitting pants do look good

[RandomLogic]

A nice pair of fitting jeans plus a decent belt = teh win.

Also thank god I picked up a size longer pants, they look so much better and I don't get the stupid highwater thingies when I sit down.

[Inigo Montoya]

As a guy, I do not see the obssesion about pants. I'm sorry, but I'm not about to look at someone's butt. It's very rude in my opinion.

[Cobra_Ikari]

As long as the guys aren't wearing pants so big they fall off or have to hold them up all the time...but yes, well fitting pants do look good

I sometimes have to do that, but those pants fit me when I bought them! And I don't get rid of stuff if it's useable. *nods*

[EmeraldRose]

Cobra, just donate them to someone who really needs them, and buy some new pants!

[wadledo]

On the subject of garlic and tea from the first page.

Cape Cod Chinese food when your nine, crying, lost, and being lead by an small elderly woman into her foyer is odd, to say the least.
All I remember is that she gave me some very garlicky noodles and then a cup of tea.
What brought it up is my footboards varnish is now completely striped because of some out-of-the-box noodles that have enough garlic in them to eat through concrete.

Also, the idea of Dragonrider in tight pants gave me a nosebleed.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Cobra, just donate them to someone who really needs them, and buy some new pants!

...my mom does that when she decides they're too ratty. Pity, too...I lost my favorite pair. And I had such good memories with them, too...

...although I got my sexy pants as a replacement, so...meh. :P

[RandomLogic]

...my mom does that when she decides they're too ratty. Pity, too...I lost my favorite pair. And I had such good memories with them, too...

...although I got my sexy pants as a replacement, so...meh. :P

A friend of mine used to have the most torn up pants I've ever seen. They were all holy and beat to hell. The hilarious part of this story... he looks like Jesus...

[LightWraith]

A friend of mine used to have the most torn up pants I've ever seen. They were all holy and beat to hell. The hilarious part of this story... he looks like Jesus...

Well if his pants were holy, I could see why he'd look like Jesus.

[Uncle Festy]

Ooh! I like maple syrup! Can I eat the thread?
*Begins nibbling on the edge of his signature*
Wooee! That is one tasty signature!
On a mostly unrelated note, I recently tried a candy known as a "Texas Brag." Has anyone else ever heard of these, or know where the name comes from?

[SMEE]

Men keep oggling me almost all the time nowadays... even when I go out in guy mode...

It's strange to think I'm failing passing as a guy...

[Serpentine]

Emos have no bottom worth oggling.

...Yeah, that's right. I check out emo boys. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

Eh, that's okay. I check out girls, too In fact, I may have weirded out my friend the other day doing that... She looked damn good, and I told her so. And then the conversation moved on, but I was still focussed on how good she looked, and so I asked her - jokingly, mind you, but I'm not very good at getting that across - whether she was gay. She looked worried for a moment there... said no, and then asked me the same Poor Goff, if I'd said yes...

[Cobra_Ikari]

Emos have no bottom worth oggling.
Eh, that's okay. I check out girls, too In fact, I may have weirded out my friend the other day doing that... She looked damn good, and I told her so. And then the conversation moved on, but I was still focussed on how good she looked, and so I asked her - jokingly, mind you, but I'm not very good at getting that across - whether she was gay. She looked worried for a moment there... said no, and then asked me the same Poor Goff, if I'd said yes...

...for you, babe, I'd be anything.

[mercurymaline]

You can check out emo boys if you want, you just admitted you don't find them very, um, shmexy. So eyeball their flat butts all you like. I just don't get it. I've worn women's cut pants (uh, for science,) and I found the experience to be desperately uncomfortable.

morbid


And I know I've practically been ninja'd off the page, but as I said...somewhere...else...(?), I am at work.

[Dragonrider]

Also, the idea of Dragonrider in tight pants gave me a nosebleed.

Um, thanks...I think...

...And sorry about the nosebleed

[Serpentine]

I have a lot of issues with jeans. Aside from them not fitting me properly, I despise that bloody stupid pre-worn look. Why the hell do you want fake grass stains and wear-marks?! You want people to think you spend all your time on your knees, huh?! How about, instead of pretending you actually do anything fun and pants-damaging, you actually do something fun and pants-damaging? Huh? HUH?!
Ugh. Hate them so much. And for a while you couldn't get anything that didn't have at least some of that crap on them

[mercurymaline]

actually do something fun and pants-damaging?

Oi, I am going to use and abuse that phrase now.

[wadledo]

Um, thanks...I think...

...And sorry about the nosebleed

You're welcome, and no problem.

Also, pre-riped pants are pointless.

[Dragonrider]

I have a lot of issues with jeans. Aside from them not fitting me properly, I despise that bloody stupid pre-worn look. Why the hell do you want fake grass stains and wear-marks?! You want people to think you spend all your time on your knees, huh?! How about, instead of pretending you actually do anything fun and pants-damaging, you actually do something fun and pants-damaging? Huh? HUH?!
Ugh. Hate them so much. And for a while you couldn't get anything that didn't have at least some of that crap on them

Gotta agree with that!

I saw in a catalogue the other day that they've randomly decided that "waistlines" are going back upwards again. I mean, what's with that? I don't really have a problem with it (I like mine in-between) but still it's so arbitrary!

*grumble grumble*

Fashion sucks.

[Scorpina]

I have a lot of issues with jeans. Aside from them not fitting me properly, I despise that bloody stupid pre-worn look. Why the hell do you want fake grass stains and wear-marks?! You want people to think you spend all your time on your knees, huh?! How about, instead of pretending you actually do anything fun and pants-damaging, you actually do something fun and pants-damaging? Huh? HUH?!
Ugh. Hate them so much. And for a while you couldn't get anything that didn't have at least some of that crap on them

I concour.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Gotta agree with that!

I saw in a catalogue the other day that they've randomly decided that "waistlines" are going back upwards again. I mean, what's with that? I don't really have a problem with it (I like mine in-between) but still it's so arbitrary!

*grumble grumble*

Fashion sucks.

The lack of availability that comes with things I like going "out of style" also contributes to my never getting rid of clothes.

Especially pants. Why won't anyone sell me pants in the summer, pray tell?