Who's Line is it Anyway? (Round 5, submission)

[ninja_kitsune]

For those of you who've missed out, in the last round, our contestants were narrowed down to only two. This is the final round! Our remaining fighters are Sneak! and, Kanashimi! So let's get right into it! Last round, there may be only 1 winner.

Ok Sneak and Kanashimi, this is your task. Write a 3 verse song (with or without chorus) describing your opponent. ;) Any genre of music is accepted. Let's get to it!

[Bookman]

:o I'm SO glad I'm not in this round :o.............I would fail........badly. ;)

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

AAARRGGGHHHH!!

[ninja_kitsune]

It matters not that you are not good at this sort of game. I'm sure that whatever you could come up with would be hilarious just because of your incompetance. ;) Though if Llama had made it to this round, I don't think anybody would have trouble making his song.

Oh, I don't know why, but Llama? I feel compelled to tell you of a pun I made. (To make up for your terrible moss-que :D)
On another forum website, a user got banned. He got angry and decided to make his own forum. I was talking to somebody else about this, so I said "I hope it goes well forum!" I know, it's terrible. :'(

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

This round sounds like a lot of fun. so I'm AAARRRGGHHHIINGG that I missed it.

this AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!! is for that pun.

[ninja_kitsune]

Hey, hey, calm down, aren't you supposed to be relaxing right now, Llama?

[Sneak]

Okay everyone, get ready for my musical debut: Kanashimi (Coffee Coffee Coffee)!

Next year, expect instanct classics such as 'The Llama Man,' 'A Fox With A Spiked Chain,' and 'Wishbone On A Throne!'

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Now comes the hard part of actually writing an effing song. Damn.

[ninja_kitsune]

Riiiiiiiggghhht......... *Bump*

[blackfox]

Ok Sneak and Kanashimi, this is your task. Write a 3 verse song (with or without chorus) describing your opponent. ;) Any genre of music is accepted. Let's get to it!

:D This so should have been me and El J! It would've been hilarious!

[ninja_kitsune]

Yes, it would have. But El J never signed up, and you dropped out. I'm so sorry. Now back to your post, guardsmen!

[Bookman]

Yes, it would have. But El J never signed up, and you dropped out. I'm so sorry. Now back to your post, guardsmen!

*goes back to post*

What? I can't guard? ;D

*looks menacing*

[ninja_kitsune]

Sure Bookman, then you'd be my 3rd official royal guardsmen. I'm paying Blackfox and Llama in cheese. :D

[Kanashimi]

only 3 verses? What if they're short?

I'm writing more of an abbreviated ballad.

Also, should we submit them directly to you, since now there's just the two of us left?

The first posted is at a slight disadvantage, as the second has a bar to surpass.

[ninja_kitsune]

Sure, submit them directly to me. From now on, this thread will just be for discussion then. So, anybody else want to join my royal guard? I have 3 guardsmen and I pay in cheese, though I have been knwn to make custom payments.

[InaVegt]

If I can get the soul of the one that finishes in second place I'll join the guard.

[ninja_kitsune]

Sure. Second place will be forced to relinquish their soul to you. Now I have my fourth royal guard!

[Bookman]

Sure, submit them directly to me. From now on, this thread will just be for discussion then. So, anybody else want to join my royal guard? I have 3 guardsmen and I pay in cheese, though I have been knwn to make custom payments.

Cheese?! :D YAY CHEESE! (note this is almost definatly not a bump)

[Kanashimi]

okay, coo, expect submission. . . well, soon.

Do we have a timeline on this? This is a really busy week for me at work.

[ninja_kitsune]

Oh yes, it must be busy selling Renasaince hats to people. ::) Nah, there's no limit on this one. That's ruin the final round, for pete's sake!

[Bookman]

Now now be nice to the poor woman :P Just cause YOU don't work and I don't doesn't me we can laugh at those gosh dern "efficent" people with JOBS and everything.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

its not all its made out to be.

[ninja_kitsune]

Yeah, Llama is right. I HAD a job. It wasn't that great.

[InaVegt]

Yeah, Llama is right. I HAD a job. It wasn't that great.

You need to have a job you like, become a game host or something.

[ninja_kitsune]

I am! ;) Ok, I've got a decent amount of royal guards, now I need retainers..........

[Bookman]

You need to have a job you like, become a game host or something.

Oooooooo where can I apply? ;) So KA-BUMP to remind the contestants.

Any thingies turned in Kistune yet?

[ninja_kitsune]

Nope. Absolutely nill has been turned in to me. :D I'[ll keep waiting. I know this one will take a while.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

but..but...i have one for Sneak. Curse your foul luck, tabby!

and your mind control!

*guards Kitsune*

[Fenric]

*Fenric reads through the submission thread, and sees no submissions.*

[ninja_kitsune]

Fenric should have realised that I posted that Sneak and Kanashimi should pm the submissions to me. ;) Ok, 4 royal guards, I call you to your places! Protect me until I can find my royal retainers. (Aditional guardsmen for my entire complex, not the kind that go in your mouth.)

[Bookman]

*protects Kistune and hopes we see the submissions soon*