The Plotless Adventure.

[Mee]

Okay, all you see is the door, and the bunny, and a bloody chainsaw.
The bunny is eating a dandelion.

[FireFox]

Vulpastrum guards the door.
"What do you think?"

[Tacitus]

Kilian

Even as the chainsaw flipped through the air the man merely watched it calmly as it hit the man. He continued to watch as it fell down, bloody, and then a low hum as though a thousand voices were murmuring filled the air around him. For a half moment his body was slicked with some sort of ectoplasmic goo before it evaporated to nothing. He moved to dig his fingers into the grass before he would pick up the chainsaw in something that resembled a safe manner.

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Will Disbelief: (1d20+6)[20]
I interacted with the environment. If it is indeed an illusion, that should trigger a Will Disbelief save.
Manifesting Defensive Precognition for 1 power point.
7/8 PP

[Mee]

Well, you find that it isn't an illusion.
Oh, and make a sense motive check.
[roll]1d20[/roll] +10.
You need to beat that. /\

[Tacitus]

Sense Motive: (1d20+5)[14]

[FireFox]

((Typo Mee... You never actually had a dice roll...))

[Mee]

((Yup, Here: [roll0] +10))
((Grrr! It doesn't want to work. Well, using something else, I got a 19))

So, You get hit with a gunshot, for 3 points of damage.

[Tacitus]

Killian

The bullet strikes his flesh and brilliant flash of light he stumbles back half a step. The shot falls to the ground and the man is apparently unharmed.

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Immediate Action to utilize Enhanced Elan Resilience, burning 1 PP to reduce damage by up to 4 HP.
6/8 PP remaining

[FireFox]

Another spot check: (1d20)[16] +5...

[Mee]

Okay, so no damage to you.
Spot reveals, nothing new.

Awww, lookit da bunny!

[FireFox]

... Will save to avoid being enamored with the "bunny": (1d20)[17] +7...

[Mee]

Will is absolutely unnecessary.
And does, absolutely nothing.

[FireFox]

Vulpastrum readies his crossbow to fire...

[Mee]

Fire at what? And if you mean the bunny then a note for you:

Fight a bunny? A perfectly ordinary bunny rabbit? What sort of monster are you? Bunny rabbits don't have any special attacks! They couldn't even hurt a kobold! Any bloodshed that may happen to pile up around the bunny is pure, dumb luck, no question about it. Almost definitely.

[Tacitus]

Kilian

Kilian's eye twitches twice before he lifts the crossbow and fires a shot at the bunny. He twitches again, "Whatever this is, it's not bloody funny."

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Attack: (1d20+2)[9]
Damage: (1d8)[7]

[FireFox]

He reads the note. "Well, that settles it"
Attack roll for the bunny: (1d20)[17] +2...

[Mee]

Tacitus, you miss the bunny.

You missed, a bunny.
Firefox however, hits it.
How much damage?

[Tacitus]

Kilian

He twitches again and reloads the crossbow before walking towards it, being careful not to trip over the bones and stay out of Vulpastrum's line of fire in case he also decides to unload an entire case of bolts into the damn thing.

[FireFox]

Damage: (1d8)[2]

[Mee]

You kill the poor bunny.
The poor thing.

[FireFox]

Vulpastrum puts away the crossbow and walks towards the bunny.

[Mee]

You successfully walk to the bunny.
Congratulations.

[Zimmia]

Illissa readies a crossbow bolt and lets the others approach the bunny.

[FireFox]

Spot check: (1d20+5)[9]

[Mee]

Well, all you could see ((Since there is nothing new! And someone got a 20! So what would have changed?)) is the treasure.
Which, by the way, it has none.
Treasure is for kids, silly!

[Szilard]

Bloody chainsaws and a rabbit, time to go hunting.
Zambyman loads a bolt.

[Tacitus]

Kilian

He picks up the bunny and shoves it in his pack. Bunnies can be good foodstuffs later.

[Mee]

To shoot at what????
All that was here that was alive besides you guys was the bunny! And it's dead!

So, moving on? Or looting?

[FireFox]

Vulpastrum heads to the door then...

[Szilard]

Sorry didn't read the last few posts. Fine, kill the rabbit without me.