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2008-04-22, 08:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Back to school: Arahom Academy IC
Another year at Arahom Academy begins, and with the school parked on the material plane for the day, most of the new students are arriving in the entrance hall. The Dean presides as best he can over the induction ceremony, dropping a number of the crests that signify academy membership onto the faux stone floor.
You all, on the other hand, stand quietly against the wall or are entirely absent, preferring to work on your own projects rather than deal with a horde of nervous freshmen.
The first few days in a term are sooooo much fun.
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2008-04-22, 09:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Pixil
Pixil prefers to hover quietly in the top corner of the room, hidden from all but the best eyes, even if he isn't invisible at the moment. He does, of course, want to see if anyone can actually spot him.
Last year's batch was pitiful. I mean, not a single one saw me. There's got to be someone here with at least a small amount of talent.
After a few very long moments of looking at all the students, he grins when one of them finally looks up straight at him. And then chuckles as the lizard looking freshman pulls a dagger and makes to throw it at him.
Letting himself turn invisible and stepping into the shadows, he appears on the odd lizard's shoulder. "Now, now. No attacking the teachers until after you get processed. What's your name?"
"Kizzar." The lizardman says, swatting at Pixil.
Another laugh as he slips back through the shadows, his last sentence echoing. "All you are is potential right now, Kizzar."
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2008-04-22, 09:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Aryana dances playfully around the large group of new students playfully, swinging her Rod of Wonder to and fro, causing several students to turn purple and some growing grass on their bodies. The returning students stoically stifle snickers, knowing that a laugh in her direction will result in several dead students; Professor Tirac has a temper. The freshman look in her direction confusedly, not quite sure what they're seeing. Aryana continues to dance around the students obliviously.
"Balstran! ...Balstran! BAAAAALLSTRAAAAAAAAAN!"
The angel turns to Aryana and sighs, well before the first calling of his name has finished, "Yes, ma'am, I can hear you." Yet she continues screaming, in a whining voice.
"Balstran! There's new students!" she says as she points, gasping at her companion. "Did you see them Balstran?"
"Yes, I can see them," he says, looking around at the largely noticeable crowd of well over ten thousand. Students expecting an irritated look in his eyes instead see a lovingly knowing look governing his face.
Aryana giggles and continues on her way, summoning an elephant with her rod, hopping on top, and turning it pink. Her familiar, Jenkins, teleports up to sit next to her. Jenkins looks like an ordinary dog, except for you can never quite tell where he is at any given point. Oh, and he has tentacles sprouting from his back, which is covered in amorphous blobs and drooping skin. Balstran jumps into the air and flies above the elephant (which is currently plowing its way through unsuspecting students), worriedly changing students back to their normal size, color, and shape.
((Pink elephant!!!))Last edited by Vaynor; 2008-04-22 at 10:32 PM.
“Sometimes, immersed in his books, there would come to him
the awareness of all that he did not know, of all that he had not read;
and the serenity for which he labored was shattered as he realized the
little time he had in life to read so much, to learn what he had to know.”
~Stoner, John Williams~
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2008-04-22, 10:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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"BOBO! ATTTTTAAAAACCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!"
A young looking kobold boy, his glasses askew and eye's slightly crazed with battle fever, stands directly in front of the elephant, his arm outstretched and pointing in what he thinks is a heroic pose.
"Tolin, Sir."
Tolin's golem moves quickly in front of the boy, forming a solid wall of mithral against the pink elephants charge.
Meanwhile, the shower of luggage caused by its dash from the far side of the room sends hundreds large suit cases and trunks into the air.
The Dean also seems to have finished giving out the crests, and has begun a rambling speech that involves why he believes lead lining should be baned from every bathroom in all the multiverse.
A few of the 15000 new students cheer, before a cat-folk wilder uses ego-whip.
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2008-04-23, 01:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Hans, The Oracle That Said So
The fluttering of a dozen wings branching out into a dozen more wings each with a giant smiling face at the center echoes around the strange professor. For most taking the shape of a beast beyond most mortal imagining but the quirky little divinations instructor had a knack for more obscure shapes. He'd seen it the last time the school passed through the elemental plane of air and was relatively sure its bits and pieces were scattered about the school undergoing various tests. The exact wing structure was changed slightly and he had added a face but it was effectively the same creature. The strangest part of all was the damned giddy smile the thing had.Never can find my towel...Forgot who did my avatar, sorry! >.<
So it goes.
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2008-04-23, 07:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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Pixil
Giggling quietly to himself, Pixil looks over the pink elephant, before teleporting to Aryana's side. "You know, pink is really overdone. Polka dotted purple and green would be entirely better."
Frowning when the elephant is stopped, Pixil shouts out to the student. "No stopping the teacher's charge, please. Allow the elephant through."
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2008-04-23, 08:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Zamark
The tall shape of the vampire lord drifted down through the grand hall, robed in silken vestements of red and black. He slipped through the riotous chaos of move-in day with a practiced ease. As insane as the school was, after a millennium or so, one got used to its rhythms. He walked along the crowded floor as if he were taking a quiet stroll in a garden, pausing now and then to quietly appreciate an especially interesting or exotic flower before walking on, much to the disgust, or at least seeming disgust of the feline perched on his shoulder. He was mentally reviewing the courses he was teaching this year, and his planned cirricula. He had a feeling it would be another interesting one at the Academy.
Gently tuning out the dean's ramblings, he stopped to appreciate a gaggle of drow and half-fiends who were already working on enslaving a few of the lesser students. Ah, youth. He did like the precocious ones.
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2008-04-23, 09:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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Aryana turns to Pixil and giggles, "But his name is Pinky! It would be silly to call him Polka-Dotted-Purple-And-Greeny, it's much too long. Anyways, he likes being pink, don't you Pinky?" she says as she turns back to the elephant, giving it a pat on the head and smiling. Pinky gives a small trumpet ((what noise does an elephant make? )) and continues charging through the students, rapidly scrambling out of the way.
After a while longer, Aryana sighs, "Pinky, that's enough, let's leave the students alone now," she says decisively. The elephant disappears from under Aryana and she flies off, circling just above the heads of the students (one sprouting leaves "Oops!").
Swooping back towards Pixil, Aryana says "New students are fun, huh?"
She releases a stream of butterflies in his face, giggles, and flies off.
((I love that effect, 600 butterflies! ))Last edited by Vaynor; 2008-04-23 at 06:29 PM.
“Sometimes, immersed in his books, there would come to him
the awareness of all that he did not know, of all that he had not read;
and the serenity for which he labored was shattered as he realized the
little time he had in life to read so much, to learn what he had to know.”
~Stoner, John Williams~
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2008-04-23, 10:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Pixil
Pixil laughs, being covered in the butterflies. "New students aren't bad. As long as we actually have a set this year that don't fail out in the first few hours of their classes."
Considering the butterflies are almost the size of Pixil's head, swatting them does him no good, so he just lets them fly around.
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2008-04-23, 10:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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Zamark
Catching the last snatches of the conversation as he drifted up behind Pixil, Zamark gave a wry smile, his eyes glinting. Teaching is a bit like refining ore... you have to melt away the slag and the impurities before you get to the good stuff. And if you make the penalties for failure stiff enough, either you straighten out a student, or you get rid of them. Either way, clearing out the deadwood is a good and natural thing. Gives you room to focus on the students who deserve it.
Meanwhile, on his shoulder, his familiar watched the multicolored butterflies with the predatory interest of cats everywhere. Zamark gave her a curious look.
You know, my dear, it's curious... you're smarter than some of the students, yet you can't resist the urge to pounce on the first shiny, fluttering thing that passes by.
And you're a millenia-old walking corpse, yet you can't seem to resist eyeing or pouncing every pretty thing in a metaphorical skirt.
Touche.Last edited by WhiteKnight777; 2008-04-23 at 10:19 AM.
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2008-04-23, 10:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Pixil
"I know Z, but it's a pain weeding 'em out. I mean, most of them haven't even gotten their deposits in for resurrection magic, and then you know the casters are always hovering around, looking for bodies to raise. And it gets annoying having to shoo them off as well."
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2008-04-23, 12:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Zamark
Zamark nodded, looking around thoughtfully. I can understand your point. Generally I don't deal much with the lower forms, as I teach more advanced classes, as you know... Honestly I try to ignore them unless they seem to be something special. As for dying off - He gave a brief shrug Then they've proven themselves unfit to survive if they don't have some sort of contingency for that. Again, just weeding out the dead. Besides he grinned the corpses are useful for the necromancy students. Shooing them off, though? I generally find a good application of a spell or two takes care of them. Wrack is a particular favorite, and it ensures they won't be doing it a second time.
He looked around briefly. He saw a couple of ogres engaged in that perrenial favorite, Kick the Kobald. He grinned when the kobold, growing tired of the sport, shot a few unerring Magic Missiles directly upward into a very sensitive portion of one of the ogre's anatomies.
Anyway, looking forward to this years classes? Anything interesting on your plate for this semester?
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2008-04-23, 06:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Aryana pipes in after listening intently to their conversation, "This semester I'm having potatoes! Me and Jenkins that is, Jenkins likes potatoes. Balstran won't eat potatoes, he's a vegetarian. Plus, a moose stole his lunchbox," she says in a matter-of-fact way. She smiles up at them, then starts spinning around laughing.
“Sometimes, immersed in his books, there would come to him
the awareness of all that he did not know, of all that he had not read;
and the serenity for which he labored was shattered as he realized the
little time he had in life to read so much, to learn what he had to know.”
~Stoner, John Williams~
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2008-04-24, 12:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Skaveress
A shadow stalks the newcome students, focusing on those that seem to rely less on the arcane. None of them seem to see him, although he realizes a few of them managed to notice his presence. Their uneasy movements and nervous looks at the empty air gave it away. Hmm tremorsense? blindsight? intuition? pure and sheer dumb luck? seems we have several interesting students this year he thinks as he walks away.
Skaveress jumps a few yards away as pinky, ignorant of his presence charges where he was standing a few moment before. The large hulk of the black humanoid can be seen as he flies through the air, far from the shadows that were concealing him.
The astral stalker grins at the mayhem that Aryana causes wherever she passes by before disappearing when he lands, in the middle of another small crowd of students. Several punches by an unseen aggressor seem to stop dead a small melee among three humans and two orcs right after it started.
I dunno, Zamark, I haven't been introduced to my students yet. He pauses to see one of the humans is standing up after his punch and punches him again. They seem determined, at least he adds, as he knocks the human down.a dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords at dawn
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2008-04-24, 01:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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The Dean motions for the melee to cease and activates the massive teleport circle, transferring everything that's not immune to magic to the auditorium.
The luggage begins to fall back down onto the auditorium floor........
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2008-04-24, 01:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Pixil
Immediately when the circle lets go of them, Pixil teleports a few hundred feet in a random direction. "Blasted dwarf." he mutters to himself.
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2008-04-24, 02:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Zamark
Zamark, irritated by the sudden sensation of being ripped to the center of the room and clustered amongst the students, easily levitates himself vertically above the press, noting others doing the same. He spoke to Skaveress, seeing him nearby Yes... determination is absolutely essential, provided its paired with skill and natural ability. We'll just have to see how they shake out.
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2008-04-24, 03:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Pixil: You end up inside a hollow tree.
The dryad who's head you're sitting on asks tentativly "Umm, hello?"
Zamark: Your sudden ascension puts you directly in the path of a large fluorescent pink suitcase.
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2008-04-24, 03:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Pixil
Pixil grins. "Just checking to make sure the drapes match the carpet." he says before dimension dooring away again, this time only forty or so feet, enough to get lost in the crowd.
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2008-04-24, 04:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Zamark
Zamark arched an eyebrow at the bright pink suitcase hurtling suddenly towards him. Extending a hand palm facing upward, he made a sudden upward motion with his hand, altering the trajectory of the suitcase so that it flew harmlessly over him
SpoilerTelekenesis spell like ability, used to apply some pressure under it to lift it safely over my headLast edited by WhiteKnight777; 2008-04-24 at 04:07 PM.
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2008-04-25, 02:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Hans
With the smile never leaving his face the ball of feathers bats away a few students and flutters around a bit. He never truly seems to come in contact with any of the students unless batting them away and moves almost as if he were expecting every last motion. He tumbles up into the air with as much ease as one would merely walking forward.Never can find my towel...Forgot who did my avatar, sorry! >.<
So it goes.
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2008-04-26, 03:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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Lacile
In the shuffling mass of figures trying to adjust to the sudden shift of location, one of them manages to slip through, leaving polite yet perfunctory apologies in her trail. Eventually, the white-haired figure of the student counselor becomes visible, wearing school colors as usual on these occasions.
"All right—come on now, settle down, somebody's going to get trampled if you keep milling about like that!" She gestures, encouraging people to stop, and the chaos of new students immediately around her starts to slow down in the fact of an apparent authority figure. The flying figure of Zamark, gracefully sliding out of the way of a falling suitcase, catches her eye.
"Zamark dear, would you mind helping to make sure these suitcases get down without hitting too many people? We're never going to get anywhere if we can't get everyone to stop milling around." A cantrip helps her words make it over the din.Avatar by GryffonDurime. Thanks!
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2008-04-26, 12:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Zamark
Zamark gave an evil grin in response But Lacile my dear... if they can't dodge the suitcases, how will they last a week here? He sighed, then rolled his eyes. Still, I suppose they are only adding to the discord... very well. From one of the innumberable pouches around his person, he pulled a feather, and, with a simple gesture, created a truly massive pillow, with which he began to scoop up the flying luggage and return it safely to earth.
SpoilerPolymorph Any Object to create the pillow, Telekinesis to move it about
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2008-04-26, 02:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Aryana giggles at the pillow, then, raising her rod of wonder, blows air from her mouth, which is expelled with the force of a windstorm. The pillow is knocked out of the air as the suitcases fall to the ground, causing much confusion amongst the students. "You're forgetting that without chaos, this would just be another one of the Dean's boring speeches," she says, smiling lazily. "After all, where's the fun in a civilized environment," she adds as Zamark grows leaves from all over his body.
“Sometimes, immersed in his books, there would come to him
the awareness of all that he did not know, of all that he had not read;
and the serenity for which he labored was shattered as he realized the
little time he had in life to read so much, to learn what he had to know.”
~Stoner, John Williams~
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2008-04-27, 05:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Lacile
"You've got to give them a little time to grow, Zamark. They're not all in advanced classes just yet." She looks a little piqued as Aryana disrupts the efforts at suitcase-catching. "You know he's going to wait until things are quiet and then give the speech anyway, Aryana," she says practically. "It'll be quicker if we leave the chaos until classes start."Avatar by GryffonDurime. Thanks!
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2008-04-27, 10:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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Skaveress
Listen to Lacile, Aryana! suggests a growling coming out of nowhere. Some of us would rather have less chaotic classes than yours he suggests, trying to hide from the loose end of the rod of wonder.a dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords at dawn
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2008-04-27, 11:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Aryana sighs, "Fine, I'll leave them alone," and flies off to the corner and sits down, awaiting the speech.
“Sometimes, immersed in his books, there would come to him
the awareness of all that he did not know, of all that he had not read;
and the serenity for which he labored was shattered as he realized the
little time he had in life to read so much, to learn what he had to know.”
~Stoner, John Williams~
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2008-04-27, 06:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Zamark
Zamark sighed, looking down as he sprouted leaves. With a snap of his fingers, the leaves were engulfed in an ebon flame that quickly defoliated them down to dust, which drifted down from his body. Dusting himself off, he gave Lacile a slight smile. Agreed, they need some time to mature and learn, and can't be expected to do everything right away... but it's no use coddling them, either.
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2008-04-27, 08:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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"Exactly, if they can't cope with some chaos how will they ever survive in this school? They need to learn fast and learn smart, if they don't start learning the second they come here they'll fall behind." Aryana grins and flies a little higher, trying to get a look at the headmaster, waiting for the impending speech.
“Sometimes, immersed in his books, there would come to him
the awareness of all that he did not know, of all that he had not read;
and the serenity for which he labored was shattered as he realized the
little time he had in life to read so much, to learn what he had to know.”
~Stoner, John Williams~
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2008-04-27, 08:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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"Ethem....."
"Eighty nine thousand score and 4 years ago, I brought to this school a new order, conceived of bloodshed and spells cast from the bowels of my enemies.
We are now engaged in a new school year, and those bight faces I see before me bring me nothing but sadness and hatred.
It is in this, I announce my retirement.
May you all have a good day."
The dean disappears in a puff of smoke.
The crowd of students and faculty begins to mob at the news.