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    Default Re: SMEE's Random Banter #97 of gender bending and closet bursting

    Thank you Rec! Defeatist wasn't what I was looking for, but I put that into the Word thesaurus and got "fatalistic", which is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serpentine View Post
    Soooo... I feel your pain? Kinda surprising that you don't know about circuits, Jib.
    There's a secret that few people know about me.
    I'm incredibly incompetant.
    I look intelligent, and I look like I should know exactly what I'm doing all the time.
    This is a lie.
    I'm clumsy, inept, and pretty much useless when it comes to basic things.
    I can't cook anything but toast, I can't wash clothes. The only thing I can really do in terms of skills is clean, and that's because my OCD kicks in whenever I have to.
    When I tripped the circuit I literally had no idea what had happened. I thought there had been a power outage until I found out the lights still worked, and then I decided I had fried all the electricity in the house and really started panicking.

    It doesn't matter anyway. Today went so much better.
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    Also, are you even human any more, or did you just transcend into some sort of in-joke singularity?

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    ur mutha failz
    Seriously, before you move out, learn some of these things. Next time your mum (or dad!) is doing a load of washing, help her and ask her why she does things, how much stuff to put in, what to do for that sort of stain, etc. Help in the kitchen, starting with getting whoever's cooking to get you doing the little jobs.
    Srsly. I die a little inside everytime I hear about one of these useless guys (or girls, for that matter) who live on noodles and take their washing to their parents' because they were always too lazy/daft to learn how to look after themselves >.<

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    I am watching ym dad's girlfreind play Mario Kart.

    She is hilariously inept.
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    (I totally ship him and Curly. But shhh, it's a secret.)
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    Heh heh. My mom played tLoZ:TP. It was funny!
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    "...the music can be rewound, but time cannot. turn back...turn back...turn back!"
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    HE'S SO FREAKING COOL! I mean, he wields a scythe and an electric guitar, I want to be like him when I grow up.
    Super-Bard of HALO

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    Parents have some incredible ability to suck at video games.
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    Makes you wonder how they do it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuzzmop View Post
    "...the music can be rewound, but time cannot. turn back...turn back...turn back!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Coplantor View Post
    HE'S SO FREAKING COOL! I mean, he wields a scythe and an electric guitar, I want to be like him when I grow up.
    Super-Bard of HALO

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    My dad's pretty good. But he gets mad if he starts doing badly and once he threw a pencil against the wall and it snapped in half....

    Thus, he does not play video games very often.

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    My dad's good at Brawl only because he doesn't no what he's doing.
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    "...the music can be rewound, but time cannot. turn back...turn back...turn back!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Coplantor View Post
    HE'S SO FREAKING COOL! I mean, he wields a scythe and an electric guitar, I want to be like him when I grow up.
    Super-Bard of HALO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serpentine View Post
    ur mutha failz
    Seriously, before you move out, learn some of these things. Next time your mum (or dad!) is doing a load of washing, help her and ask her why she does things, how much stuff to put in, what to do for that sort of stain, etc. Help in the kitchen, starting with getting whoever's cooking to get you doing the little jobs.
    Srsly. I die a little inside everytime I hear about one of these useless guys (or girls, for that matter) who live on noodles and take their washing to their parents' because they were always too lazy/daft to learn how to look after themselves >.<
    Don't worry. I'm going to learn how to do it all when I've moved out by a process I like to call failure failure failure failure success failure crap failure success success failure success success don't touch that dial success success success success got it.
    It's worked for everything else.
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    Also, are you even human any more, or did you just transcend into some sort of in-joke singularity?

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    I once tried to teach my dad how to play halo. He successfully blew him self up with his own grenades. Three times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonprime View Post
    I once tried to teach my dad how to play halo. He successfully blew him self up with his own grenades. Three times.
    My brother played against a friend who is 21. I didn't see the game, but in the end I came back and after 42:46 minutes the scored were 25 to my brother and 0 to the friend.

    I told him I couldn't believe that he didn't let him kill him once, yet, he said he had tried to let the friend kill him.

    ....Can someone really be that bad at halo they get killed 25 times in 42 mins and can't even kill someone who wants to die?

    I mean, I find that level of failing difficult to believe.
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    I give you the Master of sarcasm, (and puns).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Death, your friend the Reaper View Post
    I mean, I find that level of failing difficult to believe.
    our cricket team.

    need i say more?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Death, your friend the Reaper View Post
    My brother played against a friend who is 21. I didn't see the game, but in the end I came back and after 42:46 minutes the scored were 25 to my brother and 0 to the friend.
    Exactly what happened to my brother, except he had never played halo 3 before, and it was essentially 2 on 1.
    The entire 30 minutes were nothing but
    *head shot*
    *head shot*
    *head shot*
    *head shot*
    *head shot*
    "Come on, you guy's can't be this bad."
    *head shot*
    *head shot*
    *head shot*
    *head shot*
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    Maybe this is the only true fix for spellcasting, making people scared of using it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Archonic Energy View Post
    our cricket team.

    need i say more?


    good to see you again D.
    No, not really, I just wish I had thought of it before

    Good to see you as well ol' AE, how are you going?
    Still rooting for motherland and the good ol' Protos?
    Keeping Charity in line I hope?

    And yeah wadledo, playing against people who have never played before can be cruel (and fun *shifty eyes)
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    Life is the set up and Death's the punchline line.
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    I give you the Master of sarcasm, (and puns).
    DEATH.
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    Aww, dammit! You know I can't smite you when you're wearing those things!
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    Oh, Captain Jack Sparrow, you must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.

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    Me and my brother got or mother addicted to this text-based game..

    May I note that this is her account. On a second note, check the amount of players.
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    Why do I have the feeling that you actually really grind Smurfs to make your ice cream?
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    My wedding underwear has a picture of Dallas Dakota's face on them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Death, your friend the Reaper View Post
    playing against people who have never played before can be cruel (and fun *shifty eyes)
    So true. I was once playing Gears of War against a friend. I think I managed to kill him with my chainsaw about 25 times in a row.
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    My dad used to be fairly good when we played NES. He even managed to finish the games before us...

    And now for something completely different:

    I saw The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy a few moments ago. Did anyone notice that Deep Thought is a Mac?
    So I herd you liek Mudkipz by Mr. Saturn
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    Great, Radikal fixed the dice...and by fixed, I mean "broke beyond repair and cheats irreparably."

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    Yeah. Product placement is the most shameless thing ever.
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    Huzzah!

    I've handed in my last piece of coursework for this year! All on time!

    Freedom has never felt this good. Too bad I'm only in a slightly larger cage. After this comes the oral. Then it's just exams.

    Freedom rocks.

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    To compare [Curly] to the beauty of the changing seasons or timeless stars would be an understatement.
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    But Koorly is the sweetest crime.

    Squid bones are lies.
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    Freedom is nice.

    Tell me how it feels?

    Am I an idiot for running 3 19 level Gestalt games at once, two of which are triple gestalt?
    And am I a bad person for advertising them here?
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    Wadledo, you dislike EVERYONE. Therefore, you don't count.
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    Maybe this is the only true fix for spellcasting, making people scared of using it.
    Quote Originally Posted by dragonprime View Post
    There's a concept called mercy. Are you familiar with it?
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    Freedom, I remember what that was like, kinda.

    Anyway, congrats CKG.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CurlyKitGirl View Post
    Huzzah!

    I've handed in my last piece of coursework for this year! All on time!

    Freedom has never felt this good. Too bad I'm only in a slightly larger cage. After this comes the oral. Then it's just exams.

    Freedom rocks.
    Uh oh. I sense a braveheart reference coming. Brace for it!
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    Nah.
    'Twas Augustus. Funny guy.

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    To compare [Curly] to the beauty of the changing seasons or timeless stars would be an understatement.
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    But Koorly is the sweetest crime.

    Squid bones are lies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonprime View Post
    Uh oh. I sense a braveheart reference coming. Brace for it!
    Oh I stab and chop and punch at will,
    I wear a skirt that's called a kilt,
    Don't have a beard but I'm scottish still,
    Cause I'm the William Wallace.

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    Well, on the topic of parents and videogames, mom doesn't play videogames, she always said se was too busy with her work anf such...specially now that she has customers from China..who woke us all up at some times...

    Dad..is good at videogames where he doesn't need to react that fast. he was able to kick my ass at Pokemon Stadium (at some days i miss that game... ), and managed some parts of Ocarina of Time nicely.

    last time he played was when i introduced him to Guitar Hero... he was kicked halfways through Smoke on the water (Easy mode).

    hthe few times he has played, he has been improving a little, ut he spends most o his free time watching tv or reading (i managed to introduce him to Terry Pratchett, and he is now reading Guards! Guards! every night and then.)


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    Clearly being born at any time earlier than 1985 puts you at a serious disadvantage when playing video games.
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    That's why it's awesome to have been born 22 years ago. In 1986 video games were still hot from the oven...
    So I herd you liek Mudkipz by Mr. Saturn
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    Great, Radikal fixed the dice...and by fixed, I mean "broke beyond repair and cheats irreparably."

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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonprime View Post
    Clearly being born at any time earlier than 1985 puts you at a serious disadvantage when playing video games.
    I disagree. My brother and I were born in the early/mid 70's and we video game just fine. I'll kick your butt at Asteroids or Tank!

    Just kiddin'. But I do have and enjoy the heck outta Rock Band and GHII/III. I'll admit that I'm not playing as well on hard as some other folks, but I'd rate myself a solid 'average' at them. I don't twitch as well, but that's got more to do with my reflexes than my age. My brother does it just fine.
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    OK, no one kicks my ass in Tank. I consider that a challenge to my 1337 7/-\|\||< skillz!
    I use black for sarcasm.


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