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    Reia allows her anger to subside, and nearly falls to the ground. "Geez, having half of the stuffing beat out of me isn't a great way to start my day..." she says, smiling slightly as she stabs her sword into the ground to keep herself from falling over. "Rashen, if you wouldn't mind? I'll take the last one, if possible. It seems that they get better if you wait," she says, winking at him.

    She looks at Cezey, and says, "If you need help with your arrows, I can. Just expect it to cost you,"
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    Cezay stares at Reia, her empty white eyes widening: "NEVER WILL I LET YOU TAKE MY PRECIOUS LIFE JUICE, YOU BLOODSUCKING FIEND!", she stops for a moment and coughs, "I mean, I'm sure I will be able to handle myself, also those things aren't very expensive to replace, but thank you anyway."

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    Eirica kept quiet before, and backs away from Cezay a little after that outburst.

    Scary...these people are kinda scary...

    She looks at Rashen, and raises her hand a little as though in a classroom. "Umm, I'm okay, really..."

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    Reia stares blankly at Cezay for a second, then, utterly perplexed, she begins to search their enemies bodies for loot and whatnot, not saying a word.

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    "You sure guys? I wouldn't want you to be hurt or anything, we did good fighting them guys and I'd like us to do more fighting against them guys if they do stuff again." Rashen then attempts to call over Essence of the Forest with some whistling and calling.

    "Here birdy birdy, you look hurt maybe you'd like some tasty positive energy, it's limited edition"

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    "Umm...I'm okay, really."

    She looks around. All the bad guys seem gone, and everyone's going around searching for stuff. She really has nothing to be searching for, and is rather confused. So she decides; takes out her broom; and sweeps. Just like she always does when stressed out and confused.

    "Sweep...sweep...sweep~" she sings.

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    Essence flies over and lands on Force's arm.

    "Thank you for your offer. My companion is hurt and could use some help. Also, what do all of you propose doing? I am sure that those goblins were not the only ones around..."

    Also, when searching, Reia finds on each of the ordinary goblins a suit of plain-looking chainmail, a heavy steel shield, longsword, composite longbow, and an average of 15 arrows. Zarr, the cleric, had a suit of impressive-looking banded mail and a light steel shield. The warrior had two very nice short swords and studded leather armor.
    "It's not like chess, where choosing to play black or white dictates your entire strategy. Also, chess doesn't have steam cannons."

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    "Ranger senses tingling!", suddenly Cezay stands next to Reia reaching out with her hand: "Dibs on the bow and arrows!"

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    "Sweep..."

    Eirica stops sweeping. "I don't need any of that treasure, thanks..."

    Not being much of a leader, she does not reply to the question of what to do next.

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    "Yeah, but some of it might sell well. Especially the nicer stuff, might be masterwork, ya know,"

    Reia hands Cezay the bows and arrows, obviously avoiding looking at her.

    "Eh, I kinda like all of you, in a non-sexual way. If we travel together, we can get on with the plot, too," she adds, winking.
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    Eirica blushes and fidgets.

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    "I agree we should skip the usual players quabble and save the DM the frustration and just get right to the point. - Talking about getting to the point, does anyone around by any chance have ranks in spellcraft?"

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    "I never learnt these things, I have an intelligence penalty. I can stab and heal stuff if it helps? Either way how about we just collect it all up and sort it out at drellin's ferry?"

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    "T-T-That sounds like a good idea."

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    "It is settled then. Onwards to Drellin's Ferry! Onwards to victory!", Cezay calls out raising a thumb and smiling widely and optimistically.

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    "Victory..." echoes Reia, somewhat pathetically
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    Rashen starts packing all the items into his pack, starting with the cleric and warrior's gear, then the longswords, longbows, arrows, and then fills his bag with chainmail.

    "Can I get a hand with this guys? I've reached my encumbrance limit, and I don't want to waste perfectly good loot."

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    "Sorry, but I'm actually..." Eirica sounds extremely embarrassed, but says, "Dexterity-based. I also don't get large size carrying benefits." She then cringes, blushing fiercely.

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    Cezay stands next to rashen with a merchants grin and speaks in an eerily cheerful voice: "What you need, my friend is Hewards Handy Haversack! Because Hewards Handy Haversack Handily removes the Hurdles of Heavy Havings. Having Hewards Handy Haversack Helps Holding your Healer kits and Holy symbols! Have Hewards Handy Haversack today and Handle Horribly Heavy Havings with Hair-raising ease! Don't Hesitate, Heroes!", she then shakes her head.
    "Wh... What just happened?"
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    "Uh, haversack you say... I'll look into it." With that Rashen shoulders his pack and leads the party to Drellin's ferry, leaving a pile of chainmail and shields behind him.

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    Reia, passing close to Cezay, says, "You were having some kind of seizure," she then bends down and picks up as much as the chain mail as she can carry, "Can't let 170 pounds of wealth go to waste!"

    If she has room, she piles on all the shields she can, etc. "Los geht's, Wiebchen!... Er... Let's go, people!"
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    The road descends into a small town built mostly on the near side of a broad, sluggish river. Six old stone piers jut from the water, marking the spot where a bridge once stood, but the span itself is long gone. Instead, a couple of long thick ropes cross the river, each secured to a flat-bottomed ferryboat. Brown fields and green orchards surround the town. As you approach, you see what appears to be the end of a fight happening. A man in blue armor, using a firey punch, defeats what appears to be another one of the weaker hobgoblins that you faced earlier. Completely ignoring Force and Rashen, he mutters to himself something about the fight seeming like it took a month and walks up to Eirica saying, "Why, hello there! Are you with the circus or something? A pretty thing like you had best be careful; there's dangerous creatures around here nowadays. Luckily, there's people like me to take care of them! By the way, I'm Captain Douglas Jay Falcon of the Drellin's Ferry Guard, but you can call me Doug. Can I show you any moves - err I mean can I do anything for you? Oh, and I guess the same goes for the rest of you," he adds, giving an offhand glance to the rest of the group.

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    Reia walks up to the man, and wags her finger under his nose. "Now now, Cap'im Falcon, don't tease our Eirica here. She just got through throwing a few of those goblins half-way from here to Tim-buc-two, which is quite far away."
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    The Captain is apparently trying to keep calm, but a brief look of surprise and a bit of a stutter gives away his worry. "A few of them? Just how many more of th-these have you found?"
    "It's not like chess, where choosing to play black or white dictates your entire strategy. Also, chess doesn't have steam cannons."

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    "Oh they were quite a few. After shooting down the twentieth one I kind of lost count...", Cezay explains calmly. "But there were a lot more. Not to forget their regiment of hellhounds they had with themselves."

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    Eirica ignores the circus comment...in fact she only vaguely understands the concept of a circus really...it's like a large maid convent, no? Except with animals...

    "There were a lot of them. They were scary...had bows, and big knives," Eirica starts scaring herself, and shivers, "And big bad dog things..."

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    "Yeah the dogs were big and bad, I remember one of them exploding on me."

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    He seems to regain his composure a bit and says, "I'm sure that it's not quite as bad as you make it sound, but I still think you should come with me. The town elders need to hear this..."
    "It's not like chess, where choosing to play black or white dictates your entire strategy. Also, chess doesn't have steam cannons."

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    Reia scoffs. "Eh, if you think so. Lead the way, cap'im."
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    "Well I'm pretty sure it WAS that bad, if not worse!"

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