Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98

[Jibar]

Got drunk and decided to play in the washing machine again Jib?
You and your hobbies!

1. Don't drink. Every insane thing I do is done sober... which makes so much of life totally unexplainable.
2. You say that like it's a bad thing.
3. Yay being able to fit inside a washing machine!

[Dragonrider]

I'm tired.
And kinda depressed.

(just so everyone knows )

[wadledo]

I'm tired.
And kinda depressed.

(just so everyone knows )

Join the club.

:absenceofsmalltongue:

[Serpentine]

Oh yeah?! Well I'm ill, tired, stressed, and just recently single. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

Also: Aw, DR and Wadledo >hugs< I've just recently cleaned out my Inbox, plenty of room for rants

[wadledo]

Also: Aw, DR and Wadledo >hugs< I've just recently cleaned out my Inbox, plenty of room for rants

Already made my rant, s' on the last page.

Edit: One of the baby chickens just died.
It was a black one.

[Player_Zero]

Oh yeah?! Well I'm ill, tired, stressed, and just recently single. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

Also: Aw, DR and Wadledo >hugs< I've just recently cleaned out my Inbox, plenty of room for rants

Oh yeah? Well, I've got to get a B in Physics or I can't go to University and I've already got a C at AS level, so unless I ace my exams I'm gonna' become An Hero! I can't face repeating a year... I just can't...


Also, no responses about discussing KoDT? Awww...

[Skippy]

Well, here's some happiness to share with you all.

I bought Metal Gear Solid 3 yesterday. At the incredible price of ten bucks. I've only played for a couple hours, but it's an awesome game!

[CurlyKitGirl]

And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the original Knight who said Ni, the enforcer of our Lord Baked God, Cat'Thilli, the one, the only, Sir Jiiiiiibar Von Lichtenstein!

*BOOGIE!*

This thread has been blessed.

Jibar, if I haven't stated me love and awe of your awesome cat-muffiny self let me do so now: You. Rock.
Direct quote and adaptation of Chaucer, Python reference, Lovecraft reference (maybe) and more.
I bow before your awesome sauce.

[Serpentine]

I bow before your awesome sauce.

...
Nah, too easy

[CurlyKitGirl]

Yes!
Deliberate phrasing of the last sentence made Serpie smile.
Oh, and QI is one of the funniest shows ever. D'you like Alan's buzzers? There's one, can't remember which show it was, but his buzzer went on for over a minute (I think) and had theentire audience and players laughing before the show even began.

[Serpentine]

Yes! I remember that one! 'twere awesome.

...sauce

[Kyrian]

I just found out that I have G4 On Demand!

Yay! I got to watch Ninja Warrior!

[CurlyKitGirl]

I found my Labyrinth DVD! Well, I say mine but it's my family's. Who cares? David Bowie, Labyrinth, the way he lounges in those tight trousers, cool songs, M C Escher song. Excellent puppetry and Sir Didymus.

Heh. So many of my favourite films are from the 80s.

[Kyrian]

You remind me of the babe
What babe?
The babe with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of the babe!

[Serpentine]

I saw my bay-beey
Cryin' hard as babe could cry.
What could I do?
My baby's love had gone,
And left my baby blue!
Nobody knew
What kind of magic spell to use!
Slime and snails,
Or puppydog's tails?
Thunder or lightning?
Then baby said:

[rubakhin]

Hey, my parents are heading out this week and I'm man of the house. Which means I have free reign over the stove.

Unfortunately, the only things I know how to cook are Chechen food. And Chechen food uses Chechen ingredients which are generally found in Chechnya. Watch me try to replace sisgal flour and beerem with pancake batter and Tabasco sauce.

[Serpentine]

Wait, you live with your parents?
Your life = confusing.

[Kyrian]

I saw my bay-beey
Cryin' hard as babe could cry.
What could I do?
My baby's love had gone,
And left my baby blue!
Nobody knew
What kind of magic spell to use!
Slime and snails,
Or puppydog's tails?
Thunder or lightning?
Then baby said:

Dance magic, dance magic,
jump magic, jump magic...


And that's where my brain gets fuzzy.

[Dragonrider]

Hey, my parents are heading out this week and I'm man of the house. Which means I have free reign over the stove.

Unfortunately, the only things I know how to cook are Chechen food. And Chechen food uses Chechen ingredients which are generally found in Chechnya. Watch me try to replace sisgal flour and beerem with pancake batter and Tabasco sauce.

*settles down with popcorn*

This is gonna be goooooooooooooood.

[rubakhin]

Well, I'm completely unemployable, ergo, negative cash flow. It's not like I can live on my own.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Dance magic, dance magic,
jump magic, jump magic...


And that's where my brain gets fuzzy.

Dance magic dance magic
Dance magic, dance magic
Dance
(put that baby's pell on you)
Jump magic, jump magic
Jump magic, jump magic
(put that magic jump on you)
Slap that baby, make him pay

[interlude]

I told my baby
Trying hard as babe could try
What could I do
My baby's fun had gone
And left my baby bluuueee
Nobody knew
What kind of magic spell to use
[chorus]

No I'm not obsessed with that film. Honest I'm not. >.> <.<

I can cook. Mostly. I just don't need to often. And roasts are one thing I can't do. Ever.

[Kyrian]

No, I'm not obsessed with that film. Honest I'm not. >.> <.<

Right....

That's one of the few songs I liked from the movie.

[bosssmiley]

Well, I'm completely unemployable, ergo, negative cash flow. It's not like I can live on my own.

Highly educated, well read Russians? Yep, a danger to themselves and all around them. I wouldn't want to work with the mad buggers! I've read English Russia: yer all completely bonkers.

Tangentially related:

David Bowie: terrible babysitter

No I'm not obsessed with that film. Honest I'm not. >.> <.<

Spoiler

Show

"GEEEEEEEK!!!"

I can cook. Mostly. I just don't need to often. And roasts are one thing I can't do. Ever.

Oh, Eggy can roast. Eggy can roast anything. Roasting is eeeeeeasy!

Pre-heat oven.
Hunt down edible thing.
Put thing on top of potatoes and parsnips.
Put thing in oven.
Go do stuff.
Take thing out of oven.
Leave thing to rest.
Carve thing.
Serve.
Gorge.
Repletion.
Done!
(/Gordon Ramsey)

[Kyrian]

Dangit Curly!

Now I'm listening to the soundtrack... >.>

[Eldpollard]

When did I last post here? Must have been some time ago. I shall endevour to post in these wonderful wonderful forums more often. Urgh, I hate filling in job applications, at least I managed to quote Karl Marx, so that should be amusing. Perhaps I shouldn't aim to use humour in applications. And yet... it is so tempting.

[Castaras]

I told my baby
Trying hard as babe could try
What could I do
My baby's fun had gone
And left my baby bluuueee
Nobody knew
What kind of magic spell to use
[chorus]

No I'm not obsessed with that film. Honest I'm not. >.> <.<

I can cook. Mostly. I just don't need to often. And roasts are one thing I can't do. Ever.

I saw my baby
Crying hard as babes could cry
What could I do
My baby's love had gone
And left my baby bluue
Nobody knew...

I'm not obsessed with that film either. Honest.

[CurlyKitGirl]

@Eggy: Thank you. Noones ever called me a Geek before.
@Kyrian: I'm not embarrassed at all. It's a great soundtrack.

^: It's okay to be obsessed with this film.

[Kyrian]

It really is. ^-^

Though personally Chilly Downs gets annoying after I've been listening for a while.

[Castaras]

I like Chilly Down. So awesome.

Within you's my favourite song on the Labyrinth soundtrack though.

[FoE]

No I'm not obsessed with that film. Honest I'm not. >.> <.<

Neither are the contributors to TV Tropes. Honestly, I think you can find a reference to Labyrinth on one out of every five pages. (And one out of every three contains a reference to Haruhi Suzumiya or Neon Genesis Evangelion.)