Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98

[Kyrian]

I like Underground the most I believe.

It makes me switch over to Fifth Element soundtrack and listen to "Little Light of Love."

[Eldpollard]

I have never seen Labyrinth, perhaps I should give it a look. Pan's Labyrinth was good though.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Within ou's the Escher one right? Where Bowie sings and Sarah's running all over Escher-land to get Toby.

[Kyrian]

Correct CurlyKit.

I like that one for just the main line "I move the stars for no one."

[CurlyKitGirl]

Correct CurlyKit.

I like that one for just the main line "I move the stars for no one."

I often quote that line and it's so memorable.

[Castaras]

You've run so long...you've run so far...
Your eyes can be so cruel
Just as I can be so cruel
Oh I do believe in you
Live without the sunlight
Love without a heartbeat
I can't live
within you

<3

Underground is cool also. Fun.

[FoE]

I just saw a picture of a giant Lego bee that Pete Wentz is giving to Ashlee Simpson as a wedding present. Proof that Wentz is the emo version of Ralph Wiggum.

"'Will you Bee my Valentine?' It says Bee! And there's a picture of a bee on it!"

[Raiser Blade]

"'Will you Bee my Valentine?' It says Bee! And there's a picture of a bee on it!"

That reminds me of Robin Williams as the genie.

"Remember beeeeee yourself."

[North]

I like Underground the most I believe.

It makes me switch over to Fifth Element soundtrack and listen to "Little Light of Love."

I heart that one part in the Fifth Element when the blue alien opera singer is singing to Mill Jovavich beating down the uggos. The music fit it so well.

[Player_Zero]

Well, I just took a picture of myself with 231 tictacs in my mouth... What have you done with your life?

...Now, to take one donning my pirate costume with a cup of tea, as previously anticipated...

[unstattedCommoner]

Well, I just took a picture of myself with 231 tictacs in my mouth... What have you done with your life?

Pics and corroboration by independent witnesses, or it didn't happen.

[OwlbearUltimate]

Well, I just took a picture of myself with 231 tictacs in my mouth... What have you done with your life?

I prefer my picture as the Green Knight, with a friend in a knight suit, while eating pizza and drinking choclate milk. Actully, I have a video of it, we explain Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, hence the costumes.

[Player_Zero]

Pics and corroboration by independent witnesses, or it didn't happen.

BWAHAHAHA! ...Technically not thread advertising, since he asked for it. Here.

And read the time posted/editted. Specifically the bit that says 'In before 'pics of or it didn't happen'. The independant witness is the playground itself, check the third picture and look at the monitor.

Anyone else got any stupid things the did that they want to post?

[Zakama]

Come on... Show us the pic of you with them in your mouth! For all we know, you could have just moved a bunch of the tic-tacs away then took the second picture.

[Kyrian]

Still haven't actually started working at Wal-Mart yet and they're STILL screwing me over.

So I take my drug test last saturday, and am supposed to be hearing from them. Call them up today, they STILL haven't received results...that are only supposed to take 24 HOURS....

GRRRRRRR

Well, I'm starting my extremely part time job at GameStop this Tuesday, so that's good.

[Player_Zero]

Come on... Show us the pic of you with them in your mouth! For all we know, you could have just moved a bunch of the tic-tacs away then took the second picture.

I've long-since deleted it by now.

Leave! No! EvideEEence!!

Also, as far as I know you don't have to take a blood test to work in a supermarket around these parts...

[Copacetic]

I've long-since deleted it by now.

Leave! No! EvideEEence!!

Also, as far as I know you don't have to take a blood test to work in a supermarket around these parts...

But the thing is, if someone really is taking drugs, and the media catches wind of something, it's bad news for Wall-Mart. Hired Druggy+Media coverage= Scandal for Wal-Mart and they lose money.

[Kyrian]

Also...I'm sorta not allowed to work at Kroger's or Kroger's owned supermarkets...

>.>
<.<

Long story short, the manager I worked with was a devil.

[Phase]

I hope all your Wall-mart woes end in a way in which Wall-mart loses.

And you win...

[Zakama]

I hope all your Wall-mart woes end in a way in which Wall-mart loses.

And you win...

RAWR! Down with Wall-Mart.

On second thought, we need them for when the zombies come. Dang.

[Copacetic]

RAWR! Down with Wall-Mart.

On second thought, we need them for when the zombies come. Dang.

Wait, I'm confused. Aren't they the zombies? And what would we need them for?

[CurlyKitGirl]

Apparently 'Wal-Marts' (whatever they are, they seem like an American version of a Co-op but hated) are a good place to hide/take refuge in in case of a Zombie Apocalypse.

[Rockphed]

...sauce

I think you mean:

Kinky.

Yay for CurlyKitGirl's Agatha Avvie! And she has the giant wrench, which makes everything better.

[Copacetic]

I think you mean:

Kinky.

Yay for CurlyKitGirl's Agatha Avvie! And she has the giant wrench, which makes everything better.

Except when she hits you with it for doubting her British-ness.

[Dragonrider]

Curly, that avvie ROCKS.

[LightWraith]

Apparently 'Wal-Marts' (whatever they are, they seem like an American version of a Co-op but hated) are a good place to hide/take refuge in in case of a Zombie Apocalypse.

This is Wal-Mart.
This is Zombo.com <--- I'm Sorry.

Wal-Mart is huge, evil, and offers at least a decent chance for survival in the case of a Zombie Apocalypse. They offer foodstuffs, camping supplies and, locally at least, what can only be described as a disturbing amount of firepower, all in one convenient location. The only problem? They are usually giant, wide open stores, which means they are almost certainly going to be crawling with zombies. As such, they would be a good place to stock up, but I wouldn't want to hang around. No, I haven't thought too much about this.

A friend of mine actually had a dream where we all raided a Wal-Mart during a zombie outbreak. Apparently we did rather well.

[Jack Squat]

Apparently 'Wal-Marts' (whatever they are, they seem like an American version of a Co-op but hated) are a good place to hide/take refuge in in case of a Zombie Apocalypse.

Wal-Mart is a store that sells a little bit of everything, We've got plenty over here (Target, K-Mart Costco...), but for some reason Wal-Mart is the most hated.

As for being good for zombies...not really. Besides the fact that everyone's going there, there's loads of doors and windows that would need barricading, and it'll be pitch black if/when the power goes out.

The best thing to do would be to hike/drive out to the middle of nowhere, where you can fortify a house...much like what royalty did during the plague...but with semi-auto rifles and shotguns.

[Yoritomo Himeko]

Wal-Mart is a store that sells a little bit of everything, We've got plenty over here (Target, K-Mart Costco...), but for some reason Wal-Mart is the most hated.

As for being good for zombies...not really. Besides the fact that everyone's going there, there's loads of doors and windows that would need barricading, and it'll be pitch black if/when the power goes out.

The best thing to do would be to hike/drive out to the middle of nowhere, where you can fortify a house...much like what royalty did during the plague...but with semi-auto rifles and shotguns.

Wal-Mart is hated because they drive smaller stores out of business with their cut-throat tactics. They sell merchandise much lower due to their volume, but raise prices once the competition is gone. While other chains do this, Wal-Mart is the most successful with it.

And not to mention the fact that they are almost everywhere.

This site might shed a little more light on the issue.

[Em Blackleaf]

I just saw a picture of a giant Lego bee that Pete Wentz is giving to Ashlee Simpson as a wedding present. Proof that Wentz is the emo version of Ralph Wiggum.

"'Will you Bee my Valentine?' It says Bee! And there's a picture of a bee on it!"

A giant Lego bee sounds awesome. Did you know Ashlee Simpson is pregnant? I learned that from someone with no TV service...
'Kay, I'm done being a gossip magazine addict...
That whole paragraph kinda sounds like a random assortment of words.

Anyway, I don't hate Wal-Mart, but I LOVE Costco for some reason.

[Phase]

Best thing to do in a zombie attack? Well, logic says one of three things will happen.

1. The zombies hunger for flesh, any flesh at all. In this case, the zombies will devour each other. No worries.

2. The zombies require living flesh. In this case, just stand among them and imitate them. They're the living dead, they can't be that smart. Eventually they starve to re-death. No worries.

3. The zombies require living flesh and can detect it with zombie powers. In this case, just move at an average speed of two miles per hour.