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    Default Re: AMEN: XXIIV: The √of all evil

    Flickerdart dances on Shas' grave.

    "A dead HALOer made the new AMEN thread? I find that so ironic."

    ((Also, you're missing the thread starter of the last thread and "II" on the second AMEN thread))

    ((Oh, and also, you have an extra I; XXIV is 24, XXIIV isn't a thing.))
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    Imagine if the combat system was as well thought out and explained as the skill system. You could cut it down to a page and a half, monsters would be about three sentences long. Best of all you don't have to remember any tables for conditions or detail the special abilities because you've got rulings instead of rules.
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    I'm going to be honest, "the Welsh became a Great Power and conquered Germany" is almost exactly the opposite of the explanation I was expecting

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    "Woohoo! New thread!

    Bored now.
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    That guy was badass! He was like, "Oh! Oh, you're gonna try to Chuck Norris me, I'll just Chuck Norris you!" Unfortunately, I am the best Chuck Norris since Chuck Norris.
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    Default Re: AMEN: XXIIV: The √of all evil

    Just a small nitpick...the thread's title would look a lot better if the square root symbol actually stretched across 'of all evil'. It looks a lot more like a check mark here, which kind of destroys the joke.
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    (( and do you have any idea how that could be done?))
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    That guy was badass! He was like, "Oh! Oh, you're gonna try to Chuck Norris me, I'll just Chuck Norris you!" Unfortunately, I am the best Chuck Norris since Chuck Norris.
    Which is saying something, considering that Chuck Norris... was Chuck Norris.

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    "Methinks that would be kind of hard to do.
    Also, there never was a 'II' on the second thread."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Festy View Post
    (( and do you have any idea how that could be done?))
    Nope, don't even know how you all got the symbol to begin with.
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    I don't either. I just searched back through the pages until I found where Festy had once posted it, and then just copy pastad.
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    "Excuse me??

    Shas'aia Toriia! Why exactly am I not getting credit for the previous thread?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haruki-kun View Post
    "Excuse me??

    Shas'aia Toriia! Why exactly am I not getting credit for the previous thread?"
    Yes, oh wise and benevolent one.
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    All of a sudden, a brilliant white portal opens up with blinding light. And the Commodore falls out, followed shortly by his hat. The portal vanishes and the Commodore sits up, and begins to shout back up at the retreating portal as he puts his hat back on.
    "First class delivery my A**!"

    "The buggers kicked me out for saying that their *goodness* is arbitrary. Whatever, I was getting sick of those pathetically blind optimists and their light blue text."
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    ((On my Mac, it's alt+v. Dunno about on Windows.))
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    That guy was badass! He was like, "Oh! Oh, you're gonna try to Chuck Norris me, I'll just Chuck Norris you!" Unfortunately, I am the best Chuck Norris since Chuck Norris.
    Which is saying something, considering that Chuck Norris... was Chuck Norris.

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    Alt+V is View. Alt + numpad numbers makes symbols, though it's also Firefox shortcuts...you'll have to endure a hop almost every time you do something.
    Quote Originally Posted by Telok View Post
    Imagine if the combat system was as well thought out and explained as the skill system. You could cut it down to a page and a half, monsters would be about three sentences long. Best of all you don't have to remember any tables for conditions or detail the special abilities because you've got rulings instead of rules.
    Quote Originally Posted by Artanis View Post
    I'm going to be honest, "the Welsh became a Great Power and conquered Germany" is almost exactly the opposite of the explanation I was expecting

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    Sheep, who wasn't sleeping at the time, runs out of his room in terror mere milliseconds after the scotsmen appear in his room. He then proceeds to destroy them very thoroughly, and probably too thoroughly...

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    "Er, sheep?" Flickerdart approaches cautiously. "That wall wasn't a scotsman. Nor was the wall behind it, Magtok, the DVD player room, the volcano we're built on or that tonne of bananas."
    Quote Originally Posted by Telok View Post
    Imagine if the combat system was as well thought out and explained as the skill system. You could cut it down to a page and a half, monsters would be about three sentences long. Best of all you don't have to remember any tables for conditions or detail the special abilities because you've got rulings instead of rules.
    Quote Originally Posted by Artanis View Post
    I'm going to be honest, "the Welsh became a Great Power and conquered Germany" is almost exactly the opposite of the explanation I was expecting

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    Commodore: Sons of Scotland, I am The Commodore.

    Young soldier: The commodore is 7 ft tall.

    Commodore: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the Sheep with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I am Commodore Fluffy. And I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight?

    Veteran soldier: Fight? Against that? No, we will run; and we will live.

    Commodore: Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!!

    Commodore and Soldiers: Alba gu bra! (Scotland forever!)

    (sheep, you're screwed)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flickerdart View Post
    "Er, sheep?" Flickerdart approaches cautiously. "That wall wasn't a scotsman. Nor was the wall behind it, Magtok, the DVD player room, the volcano we're built on or that tonne of bananas."
    AHHH!!! MORE SCOTSMEN!!!!! Sheep proceeds to blast the crap out of flickerdart as well, apparently unaware that he isn't scottish.

    AHH!! MORE OF THEM! he yells when he reads fluffy's post. He casts a few more spells, levitating, setting up wards, and taking defensive measures. Any attempts to shake him out of his crazed delirium will probably amount to nothing.

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    The Commodore pulls out a L85A-1 with a 30 round magazine of brilliant energy bullets. Aims up, and fires at the Sheep.
    "It's always sad to put down farm animals when they become mad, but it is necessary, although, admittedly cows are put down for madness a LOT more than sheep."
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    "To survive madness, one must often embrace madness."

    So says Fullbladder, above his rather loud plaid kilt. It would likely be best to indicate that both Fullbladder and the man writing him are genetically decended, at least in part, from the Irish. Thus neither are Scotsmen.

    It is also worth mentioning that neither of them know why they came back here.
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    Dusk observes the chaos, and after a while, shrugs. His stomach gives a rumble, and the oft-ignored Half-Drow makes his way over to the kitchen, and opens the fridge.
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    **** YOU FLICKERDART! Baris then grabs flicker's head and starts dribbling it on the floor. IS THIS ANNOYING! sorry to everybody else I'm just having a little outburst here no need to worry.
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    yay new thread

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    Doesn't it smell so good?

    also... Sheep decides to make some lasagna. He makes some, and eats it. He then realizes that he is still in delirium, and a few hit points away from death. He also realizes that what he thought was ingredients to lasagna was Magtok's organic innards. He then explodes.
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    The Commodore walks over to the sheep, draws a gigantic sword, and decapitates the Sheep.

    FREEDOM!!!!!
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    CT takes a gigantic sheep and decapitates Commodore.

    SLAVERY!!!!!!!
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    GM grabs a explosive and throws it into the fight
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    HEADS! Baris then throws Flicker's head at Tilat.
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    CT throws a hippo at Baris TAILS!!!!!


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    Haruki hits CT over the head with Nunchuks.

    "Ninjas!"

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    Uncle Festy stabs Haruki with a cutlass. "PIRATES!"
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