AMEN: XXIV: The √of all evil

[wojonatior]

Then he sits in the fire looking really bored.

[Lady Tialait]

CT taps the Commodore on the shoulder "You think you have gotten rid of me?" gives her best, and super cutest, evil laugh "You have only succeeded in desecrating my wardrobe!"

[Shas aia Toriia]

Shas scrambles to get out of the room she was previously locked in, then stabs SoO.

That probably won't teach you anything, but at least it was fun!

[Lady Tialait]

CT throws a half-fiend Unholy Tainted spawn of Tiamat Blessed of Demogorgon psou-natural half-goku monkey with crack at Shas "You get to die now...enjoy."

[Shas aia Toriia]

Yay!
. . .
Wait, what?

Shas is then killed by the monkey, followed up by getting true ressurected. Angry, Shas goes off to SMITE CT.

[Lady Tialait]

CT gets an old man voice for a millisecond "Oh, Shi-" the smite killierizes CT a mushroom CT grows and resserection happens...and it's plant based. Fungus rocks. "I pity the foo who smites a CT!" CT uses wildshape epic magic cheese on Shas..

[Haruki-kun]

"Really? Because I was under the impression that Fungi are not plants..."

[Lady Tialait]

CT's player slaps Haruri "Shutshomouth!" then vanishes in a poof of logic.

[CommodoreFluffy]

"You mean a VACUUM of logic"
Says the commodore as he plays with the knobs on his machines.
The room all of a sudden turns pitch black, as no form of electromagnetic radiation is present. Also, air stops flowing, as the commodore hooked the machine to his lungs.

[Saurous]

"Oh, stop trying new ways to keep the girl from regenerating, you ruddy twit," Saurous begins, suddenly adopting a condescending British accent. "It's obviously not working or even hampering her in any way. She will find a way to get around your 'clever' manipulation of chemistry and botany. Just kill her the old fashioned way when she gets annoying. Besides, I need a way to relieve stress through killing, and she's one of the people around still that I can kill without much consequence since Magtok and Happiness both seem to have taken a step away from being human/elven/cyborg pincushions. That leaves you, Sheep, and CT. If I don't get enough killing stress relief, I'm going to crack and conquer this world with a limitless army of the undead, and then snap the world itself in twain! So stop the bloody flaunting of your advanced scientific inventions!"

Saurous then chokes and gags due to stupidly using up his oxygen with that barely-coherent rant.

[CommodoreFluffy]

"Oh, stop trying new ways to keep the girl from regenerating, you ruddy twit," Saurous begins, suddenly adopting a condescending British accent. "It's obviously not working or even hampering her in any way. She will find a way to get around your 'clever' manipulation of chemistry and botany. Just kill her the old fashioned way when she gets annoying. Besides, I need a way to relieve stress through killing, and she's one of the people around still that I can kill without much consequence since Magtok and Happiness both seem to have taken a step away from being human/elven/cyborg pincushions. That leaves you, Sheep, and CT. If I don't get enough killing stress relief, I'm going to crack and conquer this world with a limitless army of the undead, and then snap the world itself in twain! So stop the bloody flaunting of your advanced scientific inventions!"

Saurous then chokes and gags due to stupidly using up his oxygen with that barely-coherent rant.

...The volume of this place is Infinity. And you are part machine. It should take you at least an hour to die. whatever, I won't complain about that

The commodore then makes the electromagnetic filter stop withholding all electromagnetic radiation, also stupidly. As it is like vaporizing a dam, letting in an accumulating barrage of waves. frying, and nuking everybody in the area. The barrier did not reflect the energy, just put it in a very thin, and very potent time dilation field.

[Lord Magtok]

...The volume of this place is Infinity. And you are part machine. It should take you at least an hour to die. Whatever, I won't complain about that.

Magtok is messilly killed by the spiky tentacles, before rushing over to the Commodore and Saur.

Saurous is part machine?! GASP!

[Draken]

You are getting Magtok and Saurous mis-

Draken is nuked, a thin mound of ash remains where he was.

[Saurous]

"I am not part machine, and someone would choke eventually, might as well get it over with n- Oh gods the pain!" Saurous manages to explain before being annihilated by the radiation.

"I'm not really a genius in the field of radiation and energy and all that, but would holding out electromagnetic radiation for a grand total of 22 minutes really cause instant death?"

[CommodoreFluffy]

Yeah...about that. The device has an unfortunate tendency to create a decent time dilation field inside the area, so in reality, two months have passed.

...yeah, sorry, he's just template overridden, and a necromancer and such. Sorry.

[sheepofoblivion]

"I am not part machine, and someone would choke eventually, might as well get it over with n- Oh gods the pain!" Saurous manages to explain before being annihilated by the radiation.

"I'm not really a genius in the field of radiation and energy and all that, but would holding out electromagnetic radiation for a grand total of 22 minutes really cause instant death?"

How come you don't die when I kill you? Sheep says as he is turned into a little pile of dust.

[Saurous]

Yeah...about that. The device has an unfortunate tendency to create a decent time dilation field inside the area, so in reality, two months have passed.

...yeah, sorry, he's just template overridden, and a necromancer and such. Sorry.

"Template overridden? I'm an elf with a skeletal right arm. That's basically one template: 'bloody f***ing elf.' Two if the arm is counted as 'part lich.' So you can go shove that 'overridden' comment up your ass!"

Saurous the Unfriendly Ghost is clearly not a happy camper this evening.

[Lady Tialait]

CT tactical nukes commodore.

[CommodoreFluffy]

the commodore was already dead due to electromagnetic radiation. You just desecrated his already molten, boiling body

[Lady Tialait]

*insert witty retort here*!!!!1!!!1!!one!!!

[Uncle Festy]

"Eh, don't worry. Desecration is just that awesome."

[Saurous]

*insert witty retort here*!!!!1!!!1!!one!!!

SP twitches violently. Not just a twitch of the face, but an all-body twitch. I suppose you would call it a rage-induced spasm, but twitch sounds more comedic.

Semantics aside, SP lights CT on fire with his flamethrower. He then ignites everything within a thirty yard radius of her. He then beats her burning head in with an ax, after which he stomps on her corpse, and finally generates a localized nuclear explosion that vaporizes what little charred remains there are.

[Lady Tialait]

CT just grows back...as nuclear resistant moss. Life will find a way! *insert comment about Saurous's mother here*

[Uncle Festy]

*insert comment about Saurous's mother here*

Uh-oh. She's really in trouble now.
*flees from coming wrath*

[Saurous]

"Go kill yourself," Saurous says after taking a few moments to think over which insult should be used since most of them don't sound appropriate when said to a young girl.

Meanwhile, SP simply sets CT on fire again.

[Draken]

No, no! Don't you know anything about plants? Fires can kill a wood, but it grows back! Stronger and more vivacious!

Draken waits for CT to revive and creates a sudden Frostfell around him.

But an ice age keeps them dormant for eons!

[D_Lord]

A gray glowing portal opens up in the base. A heavy rainbow armored, man steps out.
This is colder then I thought this base would be. Did I go to the right one or did I miss?
Looking over at Draken.
No I got it right. I am guessing Draken of AMEN, right? Oh well. I'm just here to pick up a few things.

He stands here for a little while.
Looks like dead time has them all. Oh well I'll come back latter.
He steps back into the portal and it closes as if it wasn't ever there.

[Lady Tialait]

No, no! Don't you know anything about plants? Fires can kill a wood, but it grows back! Stronger and more vivacious!

Draken waits for CT to revive and creates a sudden Frostfell around him.

But an ice age keeps them dormant for eons!

CT takes a nap, with her teddy snuckums...and snores something horrid, randomly singing barney songs and other annoying tunes.

[Haruki-kun]

Haruki, still as a Tiger, walks into the base, dragging a large bag. There appears to be something inside it.

"Oh, hai," he says as he looks at D_Lord's character, "who are you?"

[Shas aia Toriia]

Who really knows. Then again, who really cares. This is AMEN. Caring isn't what you do.