Dr. Bath's Random Banter, dripping with daring deeds of dastardly deipnosophists #99

[Rawhide]

When this thread reaches 50 pages, please, do not restart it. Random Banter #100 is reserved and the thread will be allowed to grow past 50 pages if necessary.

[Amotis]

The Giant? We decided that a while back. :P

[Zakama]

The Giant? We decided that a while back. :P

Yes, no, maybe so. Either way, whatever Rawhide says overrides whatever we said about #100.

[SoD]

I reckon the smart money would be on Giants Random Banter 100. Who else could it be reserved for?

[Lyesmith]

The Queen of England!
Duh.
She's obviously going to get thread #100

[Zakama]

The Queen of England!
Duh.
She's obviously going to get thread #100

Dude. If we could get her to sign up... And actually do that... :P

[Zeb The Troll]

Sorry Zeb, I keep forgetting that.

Heh. Thanks. I'm not bothered that people use it. It's easy and handy and accessible for the most part. In fact, I can't even see my own avatar while I'm at work. I'm annoyed that work blocks it. I mean, I can see blocking sites that should not be viewed at work but by and large photobucket isn't one of those places.

And ironically, after they went through the trouble of blocking harmless image hosting sites, they didn't bother blocking sites like adclick.

[Jibar]

I am dissapointeeeed.
It is 8:44am and my Post Person has not arrived yet.
Why are they wasting other people's precious tax munnies on funding these superheros if they're always late in delivering me important stuffs.
I needs Brawl damnation.
Graaaaaaaghle!

<,<
>,>

*salsas*

(I'll actually be taking proper lessons in salsa in a couple weeks)
(or was it jive?)

Also: I need to stop having these fantasies about becoming a giant monster, because someday someone is going to walk up to me and say:
"Hey, I have a growth ray. I can make you giant."
And then Earth is doomed.
and I'll be bored afterwards.

[SoD]

Hey, Jibar...I have a growth ray. Y'know, if you're interested. Ages ago, I tested it on various lizard bones (went back in time in my time macheine). Imagine my suprise when I come back and suddenly everyone thinks things called dinosaurs used to exist. Boy was my face red. Turns out causality does exist.

[Rockphed]

I have a shrink ray. Would you like to be smaller?

Also, my weed-tree lost a major limb in a storm this afternoon, and I am still wearing skuzzy pants from chopping it up. Is this a bad sign?

[randman22222]

Jibar can salsa! Or maybe one of her catmuffins. I get to practice my salsa skills!

*Salsa with whoever it was in her post that was salsaing.*

[Rockphed]

Wait, when did Jibar bend his gender? I could have sworn she was a guy... Okay, it is time to capture a catmuffin! *Rockphed points dramatically out the door* And take him alive if it is reasonably possible!

[Hoggy]

Your what-tree now? I didn't know they came in trees. Never seen one at any rate.

[Rockphed]

Weed-tree. A tree that grew without being bidden to do so, often in a place that did not get mowed often enough.

In this case, somebody noticed that it was growing by our rock, and, thinking it was a bush, encouraged it. After not so many years, we noticed that it was a tree, and let it go about its treely ways. Now I fear it is sick and may soon die. Alas for the tree, I hardly knew it.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Giant salsa-dansing cat-muffins? Led by Jibar?

The cookiemonsters must pledge their allegiance or man-kind will be doomed.

Dear Jibar and all cat-muffins.

The cookiemonsters have been impressed upon meeting your kind.
The cookiemonsters would like to make an alliance toghetter!
Maybe we can even get a some revenge on those wizards!

Signed,
Dallas-Dakota



Imagine the wars raging across the lands, Since the cookie-monsters would also be enlarged. Giant salsa-dancing cat-muffins led by Jibar and Giant NinjaPirate Cookiemonsters led by me.... Only The Giant would be able to stop it....



Zeb, poor you, can't you override it?
Nice fridge! Looks nice!

OBEJCITON!

No, you can't have a cookie.

Oh...Oh... Oh my g-d...
Imagine it... a cookie-cat.

[Phase]

Weed-Trees sound cool, but how could you not notice a tree growing there? Is it like: 'I'll get to it tommorrow...'?

[Player_Zero]

Aww... My poor cat...

She had to go to the vet today and she isn't her normal lively self...

Edit: Brawl arrived! Brawl arrived!!

[SDF]

Aww... My poor cat...

She had to go to the vet today and she isn't her normal lively self...

Edit: Brawl arrived! Brawl arrived!!

Poor kitty =v_v=

Do you play Brawl online? What is your favorite Super Smash Bros. character? Mine is, and has from the beginning been, Kirby.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Just wondering, discussion about Brawl online and stuff might fit better onto : Gaming, Other games.

*asks SDF for a cookie*

[bosssmiley]

Dude. If we could get her to sign up... And actually do that... :P

Who says Queen Liz isn't here already? We know there are celebrity OOTS fans out there, so why not royalty?

Spoiler

Show

Queen's Speech 2008

Interior Buckingham Palace

Queen turns from laptop towards camera

"One has long been an avid follower of Mr Burlew's sequential art narratives..."

In other news: xkcd won the internet this morning.

[Oregano]

Why, what celebs are fans?

[Phase]

In other news: xkcd won the internet this morning.

I don't get it. Explain, please.

[SDF]

I don't get it. Explain, please.

Comic in jokes and parody.

[randman22222]

This song just won my internets.

[Serpentine]

Who says Queen Liz isn't here already? We know there are celebrity OOTS fans out there, so why not royalty?

I remember one person a while ago being all "I'm totally rich'n'famous'n'stuff but no, I won't tell you who I am so suck on that suckers! Sucked in!" Did we get some names, as well?
Hm... Starting to sound a bit creepy there
Actually, here's a questions for y'all: Who would you get star-struck for/about/in front of? Who would you turn all "Ah... guh... bluh... fuh... I know you... I loved you in that thing with the guy and... duuuuuh" for if you came face-to-face with them?
I'd say Johnny Depp, but I hope that I'd be all sensible and have a nice intelligent discussion with him about politics and stuff <.< Anthony Hopkins maybe, he's pretty awesome. Oddly enough no female folk come immediately to mind...

[Phase]

Comic in jokes and parody.

Awesomeness personified. That's a cool video.

[bosssmiley]

Actually, here's a questions for y'all: Who would you get star-struck for/about/in front of? Who would you turn all "Ah... guh... bluh... fuh... I know you... I loved you in that thing with the guy and... duuuuuh" for if you came face-to-face with them?
I'd say Johnny Depp, but I hope that I'd be all sensible and have a nice intelligent discussion with him about politics and stuff <.< Anthony Hopkins maybe, he's pretty awesome. Oddly enough no female folk come immediately to mind...

Met Patrick Stewart. He rocks and has like 1,000 funny stories.
Met Terry Pratchett. Signing for "Pyramids" waaaaay back. Quick hi.
Met Craig Charles (Red Dwarf and Robot Wars). He's a coked up little Scouse g*t. I was SO disappointed.
Met Al Murray when he played Newcastle.
Met a couple of the Ncl United football team, some tv actors and some guys in rock bands when bar working. They were...pretty bland, but then I suppose most people are outside their preferred environment.

I'd probably go buh...ah...buh...buh...YOUAREMYGOD! at Harrison Ford, and I'd probably go away from meeting Elizabeth Dushku (from "Buffy") with the impression that I'd been talking to our Saithis.
(long story)

[CurlyKitGirl]

Terry Pratchett. That is all.
And yeah, I'm home 'ill'. Except I just had to walk about two or three miles in the rain (which I knew would come before Mazey Day) so I'll be ill pretty soon.
At least it's pretty much only videos today. Literally. French - we're watching Chocolat, but the one about some place in South Africa. Medieaval History - A Man of Four Seasons. Classics - Potatopus Rex (Oedipus Rex with spuds). Eng Lang'll be doing the newspaper and I even did seven ads. Eng Lit'll be a vid as well.


@^: I envy you. What were the top two like? I mean, Pratchett and Patrick Stweart, how cool!

[Phase]

Meeting Will Smith would be cool, but for sheer star shock, not personal preference. Meeting Mark Norrel, or Mike Novacek would maake me go like, woah. Although I already met them, so...

I actually havn't gotten round to reading any of Terry Prachett's work. Should I?

[Player_Zero]

Yes. Yes you should.