KAts EyeS: A better interactive comic

[Qwernt]

Dear Kat,

How can i ask a question about a oo without the letter ''?

Thanks,
Qwernt.

[BRC]

Dear Malicious Feline
I have reason to believe , though I cannot prove, that Squirrels are actually super intelligent and have been controlling world affairs for quite some time. What should I do?

[alexeduardo]

dear kat,
Why haven't you hacked and taken over the playground? I mean, it's not like you can't, right?

[Raging Gene Ray]

Dear Kat:

Remember when you were a kitten and I could hold you in the palm of my hand and I carried you into the shower?

[D_Lord]

Dear Kat

Where do you live? I need to know so I can send Sir Edward out to let us talk about being evil.

[Wraithy]

Dear Kat

Who would win in a fight between you and yourself?

[Free Hand]

Kat has answered your queries! Let the praise begin!!

[Haruki-kun]

I actually laughed at this one! AWESOME WORK!

Question:

In what order should the GITP smilies be placed if they were to fight each other to death?

[SoD]

Question: Why?

[ThePhantom]

Are you going to take my white rose or your baron's necklace, in Ultimate Greed IV?

[Crimmy]

Dear Kat:
If you were to be fused with a Hippo-seal, or a lion-mantis, what would happen to this comic?

So this is out...
Hmmm, how's about...

Dear Kat:
We have a hypothetical apple, and we split it into 93 parts.
How much of it would you need to revive the Cookie Monster A.K.A Dallas Dakota?

[D_Lord]

Dear Kat

Where do you live? I need to know so I can send Sir Edward out to let us talk about being evil.
Also on average, it takes 126 licks to get the center of a Tootsie Pop.

I Know more then you! Hhhahaaaaahahahhaaahhahaa!!!!!

[Green-Shirt Q]

Dear Kat:
When will I finally drop dead of old age?

[Nameless]

Heheh...

Dear Kat:

Do you agree that pancakes taste like well seasoned DVD cases?

Also, I wish I wish I had a fish.

Love, Nameless.

xxx

[Hoplite]

Dear Kat,

Is nuclear fusion possible?

Yours,

Hoplite

[Mercenary Pen]

*chains Kat up in the middle of a city, places greater Mark of justice on him (a la oots), then hands him a loaded machine gun*

What're you going to do now?

[BobTheFerret]

O Kat,

There are two doors, each guarded by a guard. Behind one lies fame and fortune; behind the other lurks certain death and disgrace. Both guards always tell the truth, and you can ask them as many questions as you want. On the other hand, these guards will shoot you if you try to enter a door or attack anyone. How do you reach the fame and fortune?

[Nameless]

O Kat,

There are two doors, each guarded by a guard. Behind one lies fame and fortune; behind the other lurks certain death and disgrace. Both guards always tell the truth, and you can ask them as many questions as you want. On the other hand, these guards will shoot you if you try to enter a door or attack anyone. How do you reach the fame and fortune?

...

That;s not how I remember the riddle being asked...

[Wreckingrocc]

Dear Kat,

....Disney was a nazi-supporter... Heavilly........ Since you sold them your rights, does that make you a nazi, too? If so, could you please get off the playground?

And another question:

Dear Kat,

Why don't you do standup comedy? The best answering-questions TV shows are the ones where the person answering the questions either:
A) Makes fun of the spelling/content of the question
B) Totally changes topic and tells a funny story, the ending of which does not answer the question.

[darkblade]

Kat Sinister!

I see you are once again afraid to do battle with your nemesis.
I waited in the playground for 45 minutes and you did not show.

Darkblade

[Hyozo]

Greetings he-who-has-many-titles,

What do those medals of yours represent?

[Phase]

Dear Kat,

If you could be any of the village people, which would you be?

[alexeduardo]

Dear kat,
your thoughts on nuclear warfare?

[BRC]

Dear Kat

Who runs the projector/ whatever puts the pictures up on your Picture Showy Thingy?

[Szilard]

Dear Kat

Where do you live? I need to know so I can send Sir Edward out to let us talk about being evil.
Also on average, it takes 126 licks to get the center of a Tootsie Pop.

I Know more then you! Hhhahaaaaahahahhaaahhahaa!!!!!

It took me 455...

[MrEdwardNigma]

O Kat,

There are two doors, each guarded by a guard. Behind one lies fame and fortune; behind the other lurks certain death and disgrace. Both guards always tell the truth, and you can ask them as many questions as you want. On the other hand, these guards will shoot you if you try to enter a door or attack anyone. How do you reach the fame and fortune?

You took my question and added guns...
I'm going to have to shoot you for that. I guess you're lucky I'm having trouble finding my dum-dum bullets and won't settle for less.

In other news:

Dear Kat, Riddle me this, riddle me that:

What do I have in my pocket?

[Raging Gene Ray]

If you are NOT a cat...then who or what the hell was I carrying with me into the shower for the past month?

[MrEdwardNigma]

If you are NOT a cat...then who or what the hell was I carrying with me into the shower for the past month?

How could it possibly be worse than carrying Kat in the shower?

[Raging Gene Ray]

How could it possibly be worse than carrying Kat in the shower?

How would you know- wait, this is supposed to be about asking Kat questions.

Dear Kat, how does MrEdwardNema know what it's like to carry you into the shower?

[Atomsized]

Dear Kat,

How would you handle fighting a dire flemon (flying lemon)?