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    Want to join? Simple::

    1. Wander aimlessly in.
    2. Avoid the random AMENites/HALOers who will attempt to kill you.
    3. Poke one of the current members until they hand you the paperwork.
    4. If the aforementioned current member you poke kills you rather than hands you the paperwork, then you didn't pay attention to step 2. Repeat steps 2 & 3.
    5. Sign the mountain of paperwork, preferably in your own blood, although anyone's blood will do.
    6. Prepare to have had your non-existent soul to have been sold to whoever gave you the legalese our leader-by-default, Lord Walrus.
    7. Congratulations! You're now an official AMENite! Do random stuff! Kill people! Make things explode!


    And if you're just visiting, then please do not leave muddy footprints in the base. Also, please try to avoid bleeding all over the furniture. All those who visit should be aware that AMEN take no responsibility whatsoever for any torture/evil practices/soul stealing/spontaneous combustion/death that may occur to the individual visiting. Srsly.

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    *Cough*

    "Ok.....where were we....Oh, right''


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    Saurous points at the offline Beholder and laughs.

    "I told you that people would understand the name!"

    He is then swatted off atomsized by the kazoo.
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    "Ahh... I love the scent of a new thread in the evening!"

    Haruki picks up the remote and starts getting comfortable in front of the TV.

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    Phase goes back into his room, looking distraught.

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    *enters thread*
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    Kat rides into the room on a massive war elephant.

    "Bow before your king! Yes!! Do it now!! Because I'm sitting on an elephant you have to do what I say!!"

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    Of course, nobody talks about the Elephant in the room.

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    Saurous stares at Cat and his giant elephant for a moment, before smirking and shuffling away.

    He comes back a few minutes later, and drops a small white mouse in front of the elephant. He then walks to a safe distance.
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    SP, I think you deserve this.

    Carlos pins a Stephen T. Colbert Award For The Literary Excellence to SP. With a knife.

    Meanwhile, Vespe stabs Saurous for no adequate reason. You know, just like everything else we do.

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    SP collapses to the floor after being stabbed. He's just a pansy, don't worry about it.

    Saurous, meanwhile, simply glares at Vespe.
    "Vespe, can't you see I'm busy conducting an experiment here?" he asks, pointing at the mouse that he dropped in front of Cat's war elephant.
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    Saur, I'm all for science, but you really need to up the ante a little. Observe.

    Vespe pulls out what appears to be a small comic-book looking laser gun and zaps the mouse with it. The mouse promptly turns purple and grows an extra eye and three more arms, which appear to have diamond tipped claws with small green liquid dripping off of them.

    I mean, otherwise it's just not fair.

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    Saurous facepalms, for a lack of a better description.

    "I'm not trying to get them to fight each other, I'm just trying to see if the war elephant's comedic overreaction to the mouse will injure Cat in some way."
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    Well won't the comedic overreaction be much more effective if the mouse is a hideous abomination and a mockery of nature?

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    "No, it wouldn't. Elephants' fear of mice is a classic David and Goliath concept, so if you give the mouse scary features and poisonous claws, then you remove the entire intrigue behind the idea.

    Basically, if you make the mouse big and tough, then the elephant doesn't fear it because it isn't as funny for something to be afraid of something freaky and hideous as opposed to something little and cute."
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    Well I'm still afraid of you, and that's funny.

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    "Yes, but Magtok fears Moon Called, and that's even more hilarious. Even with the greatsword threat and whatnot."

    Saurous shuffles over to the mutant mouse, picks it up by the tail, and tosses it down a chute labeled "Potentially Poisonous Animal Disposal."
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    Kat eventually responds after the back and forth banter.

    "Ha! That totally wasn't going to work anyway! Now observe as my sitting on this elephant makes me more powerful!"

    A crown begins to materialize on Kat's head

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    Saurous tosses a new mouse in front of the elephant, just to be sure.
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    The war elephant scoops up the mouse with its trunk and eats it.

    "Haha! see!? I could have used any old elephant but this is a war elephant! no mere mouse can frighten it! it eats mice for brunch and a little morsel after tea on Wednesdays as well!"


    The crown fully forms over Kat's cowl, he grins in response to this.

    "It worked yes! now I'm king again and theres nothing anyone can do to stop me now!!"
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    Saurous sighs, and shuffles off to wherever it is that he gets all his stuff, and comes back carrying a large elephant gun. He loads it, and aims at the elephant.
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    "Lets see.."

    Kat looks through a small notebook for something that could ward off this unexpected occurrence.

    "Oh well this is just no fair at all."

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    Saurous smirks, and he aims a bit more up. He then fires both barrels at CKat, rather than the elephant itself. Saur is knocked off his feet by the gun's recoil.
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    "Mmphh!!"

    Kat tumbles off his mount and impales himself on his on his crown in addition to having his jaw blown off by Saurous' gun. The elephant wanders off to find more mice to eat leaving Kat in a twitching and painful jumble.

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    Saur picks himself up off the ground, and loads two more rounds into the elephant gun. He walks over to Kat, and chuckles.

    "Now, what was that about no one being able to stop you now?
    I can't believe I actually hit you with this unwieldy thing, I'm normally a crap shot."
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    "Well no one can like I said, except me!"

    Another Kat hops over to the injured one and wrenches the bloodied crown from his abdomen and plants it over his own head.

    "Don't you see? my greatness can't be contained in a single body!"


    The other Kat groans, and Kat promptly kicks him.

    "Quiet! Can't you see I'm gloating!!?"
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    "Yes, wonderful. You notice that I'm still holding the elephant gun, correct?"

    Saurous points the elephant gun at the new Kat, and fires again.
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    Ah but I was prepared for that! You see while I was gloating I also took the opportunity to replace your bullets with carro- Ahhgh!"

    Two fresh looking carrots sprout from Kat's chest as he lands on his back.
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    Saurous looks down at Kat after picking himself up off the floor again.

    "Huh. I suppose that works just as well."

    Saurous then shuffles off, going in search of Kat's war elephant.
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