Kobold campaign

[Bayar]

OOC: Source of your avatar LeoMan ?

[crazedloon]

Thurgix

Throwing down the last of his drink Thurgix asks the waiter with a slight swagger as if drunk.


So where did you say these people are staying so that I might go offer my services?

[SoD]

Sarach

"A Gnome with dragon blood? Unpleasant, distasteful, and unlikely, but not, I fear, unheard of. However, I doubt it's anything more than bragging. I fear that this should be too simple to be true, how hard could it be to outwit a Gnome, a Brutish thug with little to no mind, a preist and a lowly entertainer?"

[Qualia]

Kruak

"If it is indeed true that he has dragonblood flowing through his veins, I may be able to extract it. I would need some of the equipment from this tavern, but I think that I could grab almost all of it. Let me make some sketches."


The small alchemist pulls out his sketch pad and starts to make some preliminary drawings and calculations.

[Shademan]

Droggom the beardy.
"i dont think it works that way. it will be gnome blood no matter what. " Droggom coughs.

[Darkantra]

Kwehk

Kwehk moves to help Kruak with his calculations, thinking that this device would be exquisite for torture when he stops suddenly.

"Wait, this gnome has bragged about having the blood of a dragon and he wants to go hunting one of the great ones?! What is wrong with him?"

[Shademan]

Droggom the perceptive

"he is obviously some deviant pervert with a twisted mind and CLEARLY psychotic." Droggom mutters "only logical explanation i can think off."

[Ghal Marak]

Gathnik

Gathnik shook his head. "Perhaps it is best not to try and figure out the gnomes motives. None of it will matter once he is dead anyway." He crossed his arms and looked over at Dig. "So where is the idiot gnome and his lackeys staying?"

[Bayar]

In a shack, not far from here. Also, why should I put tunnels in cellars ?

[Pandaren]

Zynne, finds the room, it isn't that hard considering nobody closed the door, but, he isn't complaing. Walking in and closing it behind him, he stands staring at the newcomer. "Who?..uh."


Ooc: It's a zoomed in picture of a female pandaren. I like the picture. And one of my town character's got gender-bended. And considering his name's Blue the hair matches perfectly.

[Shademan]

Droggom the wise
"its the 'native' kobold. get in and close the door." Droggom hisses to Zynne "its drafty here..."

[Pandaren]

OOC: It's already closed. I just now went on about you guys not closing it.

[Shademan]

OOC:what is closed!?

[SoD]

ooc: The door.

[Shademan]

OOC:oooh oookey! hehe

[Ghal Marak]

Gathnik

Gathnik gave a sidelong glance at the rather un-observant Droggom. He was going to say a snide remark, then decided to let it drop rather than anger the Kobold.

He looked back at Dig and continued his questioning. "Do they have any habbits? Does the Gnome drink? Perhaps the human is a gambler?"

[Darkantra]

Kwehk

"Well, if it were me and I had the time then I would definitely put some tunnels under the soft-skin's homes. They'd be useful if we ever had to do some aggressive expansion."

Kwehk pauses to think for a moment and then toothily smiles.

"Alright, if it's an old shack then when they're all dead we can just make it look like the place burned down while they slept. Think we can lure one of them away from the group and pick them off easily?"

[Ghal Marak]

Gathnik

Gathnik nodded at Kwehk. "That was exactly what I was getting at. If we can get at them when they are alone, no problems."

[Bayar]

Well...they are in the shack right now.
Habbits...other than going into town and telling everybody that they are searching for brave people for a dragon hunt, nothing. oh, wait, the human often ends up in a bar brawl...if you can qualify that as a hobby...

[Darkantra]

Kwehk

Kwehk grins at Gathnik.

"Sounds like that's our chance to whittle them down a bit. We can hit the human with some sleeping magic once he leaves the bar and then drag him off the streets and slit his throat. Then we can deal with the others." Kwehk looks back to Dig, "Which bar does he brawl at, this one?"

[Ghal Marak]

Gathnik

Gathnik held up his hand. "Hold on a second. Before we start messing around with easily detectible magic, couldn't we just slip a knife between his ribs during one of the brawls? He wouldn't even see it coming if it's a big enough fight."

[Bayar]

Well....yeah. Since this is the local town inn...

[Pandaren]

Zynne

"Bar-brawl??.."

[SoD]

Sarach

"It lacks finesse...but may be effective. If we could take him out without being noticed..."

[crazedloon]

Thurgix

Still at the bar Thurgix begins to swagger and stumble out of his chair.

Where could I find a bunch of dirty adventurers! I hear there are a bunch of ugly wannabes are looking to get themselves killed by a dragon!

He stumbles to the bar and grabs his mug.

Another drink fine sir.

He slips a silver across the table.

[Darkantra]

Kwehk

"Alright, if one of you wants to try that then go ahead and try to stab him in the middle of a whole group of humans who are throwing punches in every direction," Kwehk throws his hands up into the air, "but if any of the humans notice you'll have the whole town after us."

[Shademan]

Droggom the nosy

"we mussst get him... un-noticed. that is obvious. and we have alot of secret tunnels! so we must get him to some basement or toilet or sumfin'. now start planning younglings."

[Bayar]

Droggom the nosy

"we mussst get him... un-noticed. that is obvious. and we have alot of secret tunnels! so we must get him to some basement or toilet or sumfin'. now start planning younglings."

OODM: You dont have ****ing tunnels in the basement. The town is unimportant for the kobolds. See anywhere to mine for ore in the middle of the fields ? NO ! Jeez.

Call me when you decided what to do...

[Shademan]

well im old and senile. sorry very much.

[Pandaren]

"Let's just go into that "shack" and kill them while they sleep. Or pretend to go "dragon-hunting" with them and kill them outside of town."